Which of our fine festooned friends here will advance to the non-elite 8? First, the ones who came before:
And now, below the fold, I give you Soup Sandwich v. Heavy Drop, Snake Eyes v. Captain Stubing’s Evil Twin, Chippendale v. Jelly Roll Patrol, and The Anonymous Awesomest SEAL v The Real Liam Neeson!
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Soupsandwich go!!!!!!!! I got money on this and daddy needs a new pair of boots
Really? What are the odds, I might want to get in on that.
The problem of Soup vs. Ballduster is that the former seems to freakin’ crazy while the latter is just a self-aggrandizing douchenozzle. I can actually feel sympathy for nutjobs….d’bags? Not so much.
How is it that the Baskin Robbins Ranger only has 2/3 of the vote in his category? He’s the most awesomest of the field, I suspect the dems are digging around in the trunks of their cars to throw this election.
Claymore is on the money. Soupy was trying to make some insane point whilst Ballduster was preening at the debutante’s ball (pun unintentional). Having read all the links I could find, it may be ‘duster by a foreskin. He was always in trouble as a lad for pointing out the Bible’s ‘mistakes’, according to one of his Buddhist posts. General Powell telling him he is doing an excellent job is what takes him over the top, at least for me. A true clash of the titans.
@2. Fast Freddie Fingers is out on bail and making book again. He won’t take action over the phone though but I’ll be stopping by his candy shop later for the odds. My guy in Vegas is sleeping. Time zones, you know.
Gotta pick Hillar as my “bracket buster” only because we know who he is and just got sentenced to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for his douchebaggery.
ODDS UPDATE
The bad news: When I got to Fast Fingers’ candy shop, one of those so-called unmarked police cars was a ½ block away. It seems my man is under surveillance so I just drove right by. The good news: House of Chance (Vegas) has posted its odds on today’s heats. Here they are:
Soup Sandwich @ 1-9 v. Heavy Drop @ 50-1
Snake Eyes @ 9-5 v. Gunny Lauve @ 2-1
Sealey McChippendale @ 8-5 v. Jelly Roll @ 7-2
Carl Doe @ v. Col. Bill Hillar (This is what is known in the betting business as a pick ‘em. Odds on both are even money.)
All I gots is uh dollah.
The Gunny looks like the bet of the day. Snake eyes is a fan favorite but he seems to have serious other issues. Years of riding the short bus bear this out. The Gunny, on the other hand, is a bona fide douchenozzle. His age may invite some sympathy but one read of his bio will make you want to whack the guy with a sand-filled sock a few times.
Hmmm I think the lesbian pirate vs Ball duster is going to be interesting. I LOVE this bracket!!!!
King Vs Matthis, oh so hard that one is going to be
These brackets are fine and all, but c’mon… do any of these really compare to Jesse Macbeth?
Jesse deserves a lifetime achievement award.