Tuesday’s with Claymore

This one’s for the birds.

Leave it to beaver.

Herman monster.  

Hippie Spring  

Bush’s fault.

The ruling party. 

Abbot and Costello 2012  

October is gay.  

Well, it’s not like she had a job to go to or anything.  

We need more Kool-Aid!  

Not my cup of tea.  

…and then he took my lunch money.  

“I know these are completely different but it won’t stop me from making a dumbass political statement anyway.”  

Cancer sucks.  

Bush Derangement Syndrome on steroids.  

“Bear arms, but not real ones…you know, figurative ones because those are the most powerful and people will not fear you as much.”  

Smelly commie hippie hipster douchebags are what America is all about.  

I guess we shouldn’t tell them prohibition was a progressive movement, huh.

Getting “all awacky”.  

Whine and cheese.  

Welcome back Carter.  

Obama, the DU lurker.  

…or, National Hug Your Wookie Day.

But if Bush had done this…blah blah blah.