Via Don Surber:
Two pit bulls were fighting, two men had been drinking.
That turned out to be a bad combination, leaving one man with a crushed finger, one man with an injured arm and one dog without an ear.
The images in my head are weirder than usual? How about the iconic painting of dogs playing poker?
Two pit bulls and two guys playing poker, someone is caught cheating… a fight ensues.
Natural selection sucks when you’re at the bottom of the food chain. Only one word comes to mind: Dumbasses.
Hmmm. The Eagles did not play that day. Anyone see Michael Vick in the area?
Those guys should be repeatedly kicked in the face for putting those animals through that shit.
Got another one to top that. Cockfighting and marijuana:
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/4-face-cockfighting-charges-2196820.php
And no, it’s not the kind of cockfighting that Marine Sgt. Matthew W. Simmons is into.
The only thing I can do is splutter in rage at these kinds of stories. You do NOT abuse animals; they are dependent on us to treat them humanely.
I agree with John Curmudgeon’s take on the situation. 🙁
When did napoleon dynamite start cockfighting?
Nag and Curmudgeon would think nothing of doing the same thing to a human!!
If they are getting paid to punch each other in the face then I have no problem. If they’re thrown into a pit and made to fight for their own survival against their will, then I would have a problem.
Napoleon has those nunchuks. And nunchuk skills.
“You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”