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A talking, red cowboy hat declares war on the Tea Party

by Jonn Lilyea••10

A giant, talking, red cowboy hat who was elected to Congress from Florida and named Frederica Wilson declares that the “Tea party is the enemy”.

I’d accept that, if the giant, talking, red cowboy hat would take time out of it’s day to talk as tough about al Qaeda or the Taliban. I think the real enemy is whoever told her that she looked good in that hat. And the dumbasses that elected her in spite of her fashion sense, or the lack thereof.

Apparently, the giant, talking, red cowboy hat is concerned that unemployment is racist, too. I’m sure that the giant, talking, red cowboy hat thinks the solution to racist unemployment would be to raise taxes on the evil rich people of a particular skin pigment, but that’s not racist.

Thanks to ROS for the links.

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10 thoughts on “A talking, red cowboy hat declares war on the Tea Party”

  1. I could say that she is an embarrassment to we who call Florida home, but anyone with a clue can see that she does not speak for us. Who taught her to glue red tinfoil on that cowboy hat? Is the tinfoil her “protection”? Yes America, you have a race problem; and wenches like this one, Maxine Waters, and that dipshit from Georgia now living in Califoricate, along with Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and their ilk are the race problem.
    “They” couldn’t even get it right in electing a “black” president; getting one who is 1/2 white, raised by his white momma, as a rich white boy. Losers, the bunch of those who flash the race card.

  3. Anyone who declares me their enemy I am forced to assume is willing to do me bodily harm. Of course, the libbies don’t see things that way, but that ain’t my problem.

    Those who declare me their enemy might want to consider just what those words mean beyond their own fantasies.

  4. @Adirondack Patriot – I was thinking the same thing when I was watching the videos. Do you think that some how a wormhole opened when she was getting ready for the parade that dropped her in Florida and she never changed her clothes?

  5. I’d say that what this mouth-breather says doesn’t bother me, but that would be insulting to mouth-breathers. Otherwise, I’m not holding my breath waiting for Debbie Watercan Schlitz to admonish members of her party for taking the rhetoric beyond the civil.

  7. So overdosing on crazy doesn’t stop people from holding important positions. What a time we live in.

  9. So that’s what happened to one of the Solid Gold dancers!

    Way cool hat! Bet all the Twoofers are jealous!

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