I’m sure you remember William Clark, the heavy-drop phony we discussed almost a year ago;
Joe Momma sends us a link to the report from Associated Press that he’s been convicted of passing bad checks and impersonating a military officer. The US Attorney’s office in Fairbanks also reports that he was convicted of weapons charges.
The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner says the super-sized phony could get 25 years for this bit of malfeasance.
According to court records, Clark passed more than 200 bad checks inside and outside of Alaska, where he falsely impersonated an officer. During that time, he also had two hand guns and ammunition.
In the check fraud case, sentencing is scheduled for Oct. 21, with the maximum possible sentence of 25 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. According to a press release, the actual sentence will be based on the seriousness of the crimes and his prior criminal history.
Seein’s how he’s been convicted and served in Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass prison for impersonating an Army officer in the past, this one might not go well for him. But if you can’t do the time….
Some of those prison guys like it when “baby got back”, so he should be snuggling up with his new boyfriend soon.
But…but…but…he’s just expressing himself, one check at a time.
I want to know who was stupid enough to believe this fat sack of shit was an officer. Even National Guard has Standards.
Nice of this douCHE to go to prison with built-in love handles. I’m sure his bunkie will really appreciate that.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
Nice moobs fatty.
Only way the guards are going to be able to get that fat fuck into his cell is to grease his hips and throw in a candy bar.
What a fat ass
This guy was always my all time favorite wannabe.
He made the personal choice to do what he did, so it is apparent to me that he loves incarceration, man to man contact, etc. Way to go, Sicko.