Bring your A game people, because Demophilus came out with a good one right out of the chute:
Thus, with one Tweeted picture, began the sad saga of the downfall of Congressman Arthur Blueballs.
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“Bongo resisted calls from his colleges to step down as Alpha primate, saying that he was instead going to seek counselling for exposing his nads to the public.”
“Congressman Lemur was found with a prostitute when asked about why he said ‘look how blue my balls are, you KNOW I haven’t gotten any’ and went on to claim that because his wife is ugly, he was ‘seeking treatment’ for his condition”
“I just know I left my real birth certificate around here somewhere”
stain on a blue dress?!?.. looked what she REALLY left me with.
Thats the last time Hillary and I have sex at 3 Mile Island….wait it WAS Hillary right?
And as he again assumes the front leaning rest position, one can clearly observe the physical effect that 12 weeks of boot camp training has had on Marine Recruit Simian.
Slow Newsday, huh TSO?
Does this color make me look gay?
@ AP- good one
@ BofM- DADT is still in affect so that may be an innappropriate request
Unretouched photo of Rep Weiner released by the Congressman’s wife, tells the true story.
“While Praying Achmed clearly displayed the downside to being an insurgent.”
You don’t like the Obamacare that I rammed through? Kiss these America.
May God Bless
The day I ever met you
And I hope it will not go
Unnoticed how my heart
Just throbs for just more
Precious moment with you
Darling, darling
Where is the day that you said
You’d never leave me
Who in the world would ever know
What you do to relieve me?
I’m so blue
I’m so blue without you