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Dear Woman…..I am sorry for having a penis.

I found this at the Daily Caller. It is both pathetic and disturbing yet at times hilarious:

I think the author of the original Daily Caller post sums it up best:

In what my male colleagues have called an elaborate attempt to get laid, a group of feminist men has issued an apology to the world’s women for thousands of years of oppression.

27 thoughts on “Dear Woman…..I am sorry for having a penis.

  1. Watching that was the most painful thing that I have done all day, and I just sat through a two hour long general officer steering committee.

  2. Jonn, if you keep using headers like that, you ARE going to have to start charging! 🙂

  3. I’d say that it doesn’t matter that they gave up their balls, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t have any to start.

    Is that second guy Joe, Houser, or Richter?

  4. If that was their elaborate attempt to get laid, from a woman’s perspective, they failed miserably…what a crock of crap.

  5. Good God. It’s a tsunami of new age hippie bullshit platitudes. Who elected the Beta Male Society as gender spokespersons?

  6. That was just… plain … creepy. Wanted to vomit almost immediately but kept watching against my better judgment. In other words, I concur with Bobo #1 and OpDan #2… and couldn’t have said it any better than Jamisea #8.

  7. I made it to the 11 second mark before laughter won.

    As far as the “peaceful resolution of conflict” goes, they’re obviously all gay and have never angered a woman.

  8. they must be Unics. Look, if women wanted men to be women they’d all be lesbians.

  9. Doc–I opined elsewhere that these guys look like a couple of the Heaven’s Gate cultists who didn’t eat the applesauce and join the mothership. The main connection is the missing balls and vacant stares.

  10. Heard about this on another site, & haven’t watched it yet. Not sure I want to, got my health to consider.
    That said, I’m NOT about apologize to ANYone for ANYthing someone else did in the past. You want an apology, go to the source. I only apologize for my own actions.

  11. I’m sorry, I tried to sit through this horseshit and couldn’t even get past a whole minute. What a bunch of whiny little vaginas.

  12. I thought it was a skit. I was waiting for the punchline. What a bunch of Manginas.

  13. What the hell is up with that dudes hair at the 6:50 mark? I expect some woman to file a warrant for his arrest for stealing her hair-do.

  14. So how do we get the real man version?
    Dear Woman,
    I’m sorry I want to have intercourse 5 times a day like a rabbit.
    I’m sorry that I leave the toilet seat up frequently and use up the toilet paper
    I’m sorry I drink all the beer and leave you one bottle of Michelob Ultra
    I’m sorry I comment so rudely when you try and watch American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.
    I’m sorry I only want to go to a bar and drink rather than watch chick flicks and other bad movies.
    I’m sorry that I retreat to the back room to watch UFC while you deal with screaming children (see number 2 please).

  15. WTF is this bullshit? The guy on the left sounds like the dude in Batman Begins that trained Bruce Wayne lol

  16. Subject: The Perfect Fairy Tale
    The Perfect Fairy Tale – From the Heart

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ….. The end

  17. Dear Prince. I’m sorry for being a beautiful princess, LOL. It’s a tough job, but some bitch has GOT to do it. =D Had you served in the Royal Guard instead of sitting on your Royal Ass, you would have realized that NO means “numerous opportunities” and YES means “your enlistment stops.” It’s just a matter of timing. But that’s okay. I too like tall ones, hot tail and Talladega. Your Bishop pays for all of them. (^_^)

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