I’m sitting up here in the TAH Corporate Retreat and the power went out. TSO and COB6 have the keys to the nuclear power back up plant so I have to rely on Allegheny Power who says the power should be back by 3:30 tomorrow. I’ve got the fireplace going and found the little AT&T thingie for the laptop operating on batteries and I sent my wife to Quiznos.
So if you don’t hear from me for a while, you know the deal. Luckily, there are ELEVEN other people who can post while I wait for the hillbillies to leave their moonshine stills and meth labs long enough to turn on my power.
The NRC gave you keys to a plant?
God help us all. And WTF you doing living out in the sticks without a generator and transfer switch? Dammit, man, do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?
We’re NUPIC certified for all your calibration needs!
Okay, next visit we hit a couple of stores and I wire you for a gas generator to augment so that you have something until those lazy good-for-nothings TSO and COB6 bother to show up and cut on the emergency nuke pod.
Or he could just ask me real nice and I can call up to the Control Room to have them pull a few control rods.
I guess living in a town that has its own power plant and fuel supply has its benefits. Unfortunatly it is located an hour away from wal mart.