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Vulture arrested for espionage in Saudi Arabia – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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Vulture arrested for espionage in Saudi Arabia

Well, maybe he wasn’t arrested formally, but the Saudis seem to think he’s a Mossad agent;

Saudi Arabian security forces have captured a vulture that was carrying a global positioning satellite (GPS) transmitter and a ring etched with the words “Tel Aviv University.” They suspect the bird of spying for Israel, Maariv-NRG reported Tuesday. The GPS and ring were connected to the bird as part of an long-term project by Israeli scientists that follows vultures’ location and altitude for research purposes.

The arrest of the vulture – whose identification code is R65 – comes several weeks after an Egyptian official voiced the suspicion that a shark that attacked tourists off the Sinai shore was also acting on behalf of Mossad. The incidents may reflect a growing irrational hysteria among Arabs surrounding Israel’s military prowess and the efficacy of its intelligence services, possibly fueled by the Stuxnet virus’ success..

The shark story had the added humor of the shark being killed by a drunk Serb who fell on the fish – that story was as true as the Mossad aspect.

I guess that Gordon Duff has frightened the Arabs so badly that they see a Mossad agent behind every date tree these days.

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ROS

Yeah, I didn’t make it through the first paragraph without suffering a giggle fit.

UpNorth

Hell, everyone knows that the vultures are all “Jooooooooooos”. It only stands to reason that they’d be aerial recon birds for them.

Old Trooper

All I want to know is this: What did the Vulture know and when did he know it?

Jerry920

Therein lies the mind set of the Middle East. You are either Mossad or CIA.

George

Hate to be the guy who had to take the vulture into custody. Sure he had the honor of arresting a JOOOOOO Spy but to have to arrest a JOOOO spy that eats carrion all the time. Stinky

Smorgasbord

Vultures know where the carrion will be. They sometimes wait for their prey to die. Maybe they know something we don’t yet. How many vultures are headed to Saudi Arabia?

How do you interrogate a vulture?

Nobody else has said it yet, so I will: The vulture is now a jailbird.

Old Trooper

I would love to be in on the interrogation of the Vulture, just to make sure the Vulture’s rights aren’t being violated.

Jonn; now Gordy will think that the Vultures circling him are Jooooo suicide birds with little explosive belts on, ready to get him.