I’m not down with her anti-masterbation fatwa, but she’s better than a Marxist I suppose. So, putting aside that she doesn’t want you to beat it like Rodney King, I dedicate this music video to the next Senator from Delaware, if all goes well.
O’Donnell the $2 million woman
New Campaign Slogan.
Christine O’donnell – You just can’t beat it!
As a Pagan, she’s got my vote.
I’d trust any witch over any leftist any day.
“she doesn’t want you to beat it like Rodney King”
Now I know what that “Can’t we all just get a long?” really meant.
Dernnit!!!! You left out the guitar solo!!!!
It is “masturbation”, not masterbation. . . just so you know.
MCPO: The spelling refers to TSO’s level of proficiency- he’s been competing professionally for 40 years.
You say Potato, I say Masterbation.
(Actually, I saw it was spelled wrong but figured I had hit my maximum level of posting was afraid to correct it.)
It’s also kind of hard to type if you haven’t shaved your palms recently……. Not that I have to, or anything like that. just sayin’… 🙂
Plus, he has to type all this with just the one hand.
BTW, some of us actually *do* have hairy palms. Skin grafts are so much fun.
I agree with her though, re: punching down. I imagine she’ll be pushing to legalize and regulate prostitution statewide, followed by her campaign to pass out condoms, astroglide, ecstasy, roofies, and peach schnapps at all high school health classes, too. Failing that, her “Service America” campaign had better get moving, there’s a LOT of lonely straight people down on Rehoboth beach.
Personally, I don’t care if she prays to kermit the frog and has sex with meth-addled chihuahuas, as long as she is going to stop the spread of socialism, anything “green”, and vote “NO” to spending on anything not clearly outlined in the constitution.
That Michael Jackson song should be her theme song – “Beat It”.
He sounds like a pretty good sport for someone who is a bit pompous. Good luck to him.