48 thoughts on “A Test

  1. You wrote BOOBS in the tagline. jeez. I’m a GIRL and thats right where my eyes went! Goof!

    The first thing I noticed was her HAIR, by the way. And you two look so happy!
    Congrats.

  2. I think even the photographer had her boobs in mind… they are the closest object to direct center in BOTH pictures. What person wouldn’t notice… I mean I’m a girl… and I LOVE CAKE and yet they were the first thing I saw.
    Out of curiosity… how does she feel about her wedding pictures on the net tagged with “Boobs” in the byline? You deserve a smack for this. (Location her choice.)

  3. Actually, you deserve a double smack for the boobs remark and for posting a picture of her eating cake. Don’t get me wrong, we girls like our cake – particularly chocolate cake (excellent choice), but that does not mean we want people seeing us eating it with our fingers ’cause it just doesn’t look good.

  4. You had her bring the Princess Leia slave costume to Belize, right? I remember you saying you were sending the Shrek stuff ahead of time….. 😉

    Nice cake, BTW. Wasn’t the frosting supposed to be in digital cammie though?

    heh…. you guys are gonna have a ball together.

  5. Ok, I see it now. It took saving the image and blowing it up in Photoshop, but I take back calling you a liar. There is indeed cake in the picture. My wife had to show me.

  6. I have to admit I noticed the three boobs in the first pic (2 in front and one peeking over her shoulder) before I noticed the cake.

  7. Actually, she posted it here under my name as I was playing a game, and I talked her through it, so I don’t think she’ll hit me. We were just laughing about how great a boob shot it was and I mentioned I hadn’t posted anything yet. She’s gotten used to it, believe me.

  8. I agree with Maggie. While I didn’t cry when I saw her, there was an odd chattering of my teeth. I definitely outshot my club.

  9. Susan, although she even eats cake beautifully.

    TSO: well said, where is the like button when you need one?

  10. Her smile, actually. If you hadn’t mentioned it I doubt I ever would have noticed the CIB on the cake.

    By the way, I only come here to read commentary that I know I won’t find anyplace else. I almost never look at any of the pictures, so I didn’t realize that was you. Until I read the caption I assumed it was a picture you grabbed from an on-line dating site and you were going to make some observation about how they’re trying to convince average looking guys that they can end up marrying absolutely stunning women if only they use the right match making service.

  11. Sheesh! If you want us to notice the CAKE first, instead of certain feminine attention-grabbing attributes, then put the cake front and center of the picture, not disappearing off the corner of the picture.

  12. Actually, the first thing I noticed were TSO’s eyes. It’s a nice pic. I didn’t notice the breasts until I read the words. Of course, my cultural background is La Leche League, so when I see breasts, I assume babies and milk…

  13. Oh well if she posted the pictures then the “Politics” tag like Spockgirl mentioned makes a TON more sense.
    Hope you two continue to eat LOTS of cake over the years!

  14. Here is the important, but unasked question: was the cake good? Since TSO didn’t invite me, I don’t know. 😉

  15. Mark, Congradulations!! Very excited for you and Caroline!! When you get a minute – ha,ha send regular address. Sure would appreciate it!!

  16. I agree with Mr. Wolf…I like the B&W shots. I still like to use B&W for portrait shots of the kids. 1st thing I noticed….off angle shots (not a fan) 😉 Congrats again!

  17. I thought her dress was defective, missing one shoulder strap. Given yer wife’s attributes, that could constitute missing a necessary safety device and creating a dangerous situation.

  18. USMC- My Uncle asked if I got my dress on the clearance rack since it only came with one strap.

    Susan- The cake was wonderful, check out the Yellow Bowl Bakery! They work with the Soldiers Angels and have gone to Germany, Walter Reed, and now Brooks in San Antonio to cook for our wounded troops!

  19. Certainly any Grunt would notice both, not necessarily in the correct order and any USO Girl would know that!

    What’s that dude doing there? Why ruin a perfectly great pic?

    Congratulations on landing such a wonderful lady. The fact that you managed to get the CIB on the cake demonstrates the liklihood of a long happy life together. But watch out for the encroachment on your man room! They call it “domestication.”

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