Well, I suppose it had to happen sometime. After more than two years of running Spy vs. Spy operations against IVAW, they finally busted one of my operatives yesterday. I knew they were getting close when another of my friends told me they were trying to trap him with a phony story – a story so incredible, I’d never fall for it anyway.
Of course, most importantly, I know how they caught us, and I won’t let them catch me that way again.
Anyway, I have to make the best of a bad situation so I’m willing to make a deal with IVAW, I’ll let them keep my mole, and give them four other spies if they’ll give me Ana Chapman;
We’ll consider a replacement Russian spy chick on a case-by-case basis. TSO says he’ll accept Ana Kournakova as a replacement, but she’s getting kind of old – it’ll take two Russian spy chicks if they’re over 30. And they have to smoke cigars – that’s hot. No tattoos, though.
One of ours falls, and three more takes his place. We will fight them on the blogs and forums. We will fight them at the rally’s and Chuck-e-cheese….we will never surrender.
I’m guessing they think Churchill was a war monger….
“I’m guessing they think Churchill was a war monger…”
Until Joe Stalin had panzers rumbling down the steppes…
Ahhh some girls with tattoos are hot
I will gladly throw your spy under the bus if they send me Olga Kurylenko. Sure, she’s not a spy, and she’s not Russian, but she can go “undercover” with me any time.
*grin*
V5
V5,
Chapman’s maiden name is Ukrainian, too :o)
What the hell’s wrong with Maria Sharapova? At least she’s won something. And she’s only 23. While you’re at it, throw in Maria Kirilenko. Ah, glasnost.
You mean it wasn’t me sneaking into IVAW national every night Mission: Impossible style? hahaha
*Grin* @ #6/Olga
O Casey it wasn’t you
No Casey it wasn’t you
Maybe it was Donnie Brunswick. You guys need to stop messing with that poor guy. Looking at you Casey.
I know, that’s the joke. Many IVAW members have it in their head I’m am some sort of super-spy or something.
Knuckleheads.
I do talk to Donnie, but I do not mess with him. Looking at me? Well post with your name then.
Whoever anonymous was, they’re in Houston and it’s not their first time commenting here.
If IVAW ever knew who and how many members are feeding me stuff, they’d break up faster than the Soviet Union.
Who is Donnie Brunswick?
“Who is Donnie Brunswick?”
He’s the guy we are trading for Anna and a left handed reliever from AAA.
(Actually, who the hell is Donnie Brunswick? Is that our spies name? And Jonn, are you ever prone to cross dressing?)
Well, I sure am going to tremble tonight. hahaha
Casey I thought you were the new 007
Why is he a poor guy?