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  1. The rest of the story:

    Matthis then approached them with all his might and told the construction workers in a very stern voice: “Listen, you don’t Cat-Call Women! It’s very disrespectful. You rape them then blame it on the Army. Don’t you guys know anything?”

  2. They probably left Matthis alone because they thought he was a skinny lesbian.

  3. He looks so unhealthy they were probably afraid of getting any of his blood on themselves.
    Then again, some people just aren’t worthy of the effort delivering a good butt whippin requires.

  4. “…Just totally called out a bunch of construction workers…..”
    Like called them out, “Hey all of you come out here and I will kick all your asses!”, Huh? huh? huh? Yeah right, matthis. Sure you did. Or did you say as Casey suggested? “Now, don’t do that, fellas. It isn’t nice to do that to girls.”
    “Just totally called out a bunch of constructions workers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,” HA! ROTFLMAO

  7. Well, at least sticking up for them is a step up from raping them. Maybe he’s making progress.

  9. Who among you would have the courage to make a backhanded comment to a bunch of construction workers, high-tail it back to the safety of your apartment and gloat about your chivalry on facebook?

  10. Well Scott, the true test of character is if you gloat about it later. But yeah, don’t disrespect women, unless you’re suppose to rape her, then it’s ok.

    You know, if I raped someone and felt sorry for it, I’d actually try to do something to “make it right” instead of blaming the Army and bragging about it. I don’t think telling some construction workers to be more respectful to women really makes it right though.

  11. Paul,paul. You’re missing it. He did it “for the rush”. His heart is “freaking pounding”. And after the “guys were so receptive”. What a flippin’ wuss. He’s lucky that one of them didn’t stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk it dry.

  13. What a fucktard. It is all about him. It is so past time for this oxygen theif to grow up!!

  17. The Tick: “Hey, evildoers, knock off all that evil!” (Matthis’ hero fantasy).

  18. Okay, let’s apply the DU “Bouncy” bong scale to this.

    Didn’t start the bouncy with the word, “SO…”

    Didn’t have cops involved.

    No conversion from conservatism to liberal groupthink.

    Nobody jumping out of bushes.

    Nobody dropped what they were doing to applaud and cheer.

    ZERO BONGS. BOUNCY FAIL.

  19. Wow! They should make a movie about him. It would be like, totally, “Death Wish” meets “Top Gun”

    What a stud boy he must be!

    /sarc off

    It probably all happened in a daydream and he forgot to mention that fact.

  20. The more I think about this, I think that it is less likely that it even happened. If it did, it was not as he told it. “Totally called out a group of construction workers………”.
    “Called them out”? Not “Chewed them out”, not “told them off”…….. In today’s vernacular, calling them out is, well, Calling them out. To that I say his story is 100% Pure Horseshit! Total Phucking LIE, Matthis!
    Or, was their foreman there, and didn’t let them leave the jobsite to kick your sorry ass. Or was the site wrapped in chainlink fencing preventing them from coming over it.
    Matthis, you no more called them out than you did a tour in Afghanistan. If your curly haired ass had “Called them Out”, they’d gladly have put a boot in your ass.
    Do I have a fixation on “ass”? Not at all, it is just that it seems that his “ass” is his most receptive orifice. Surely not his ears…….

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