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And the fake Lesbian Whisperer is….

by TSO••7

Is it:

When I was in grade school I met a lesbian she was in our seventh grade. I was always nice to her because I didn’t know anything about lesbians. She was the Safety Patrol and would always ask our teacher if I could help.

NOPE

Is it:

I was a member of a quad marriage (not according to the government, but then, there’s the rub). Nowadays, we’re a triad, but 10 years later, there still isn’t a damn thing acknowledging non standard marriage or partnership or whatever you care to call it.

NOPE

Is it:

There was a fair amount I wanted to say at this point. About equality under the law, or the politics of wedge issues, or the power of the Talibornagain. I wanted to express my distaste for her very essence being used by the morally-bankrupt Republicans to whip up voter turnout.

NOPE

The Winners (such as you guys are) were: SquidThinker, NR Pax, Finrod, ArmySergeant, and Jcrue who correctly identified the following as being from BrownNeckGaitor’s feverish DUllusional Mind.

I saw her a few years later at a WTO rally, she was with her partner and I was with mine. I still love her.

This contest brought to you weekly be sponsors from the world of food. Today’s installment brought to you by the Intra-national House of Pancakes.

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7 thoughts on “And the fake Lesbian Whisperer is….”

  1. Dang, thought I had it too…..

    I’ll take the order of breastcak…..ooops, pancakes…with butternipples, you know, the drink?

  2. I don’t follow the lesbian thing – back in the day (local theater) I knew teh ghey type males, but I’ll leave it to y’all for the other.

    Still… other than the oddly erotic aspect the picture is an affront to us diabetics. I have wet dreams about pancakes at IHOP.

    A fatwa on TSO and all of his ghey aspects!

  4. I’m not sure what is more pitiful. The fact that I spotted the crazy or the fact that the others were real posts. I’ll be back later with some Laphroig in my system and see if I have an answer.

  5. NR I’m jealous, I’m settling for Glenlivet tonight. I’m fresh out of my peaty, Smokey favorite!!!!

  7. Old Tanker, I got hooked on Laphroig courtesy of my brother who visited the distillery a few years back. Just bought a bottle to celebrate a recent educational victory.

    Finrod: Oh? Do tell.

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