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Knucklehead retarded man stops re-election bid

Breaking news that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D), a retired sergeant major master sergeant from the Natty Guard, has dropped his re-election bid among the massive Somali welfare fraud scandals. This will give Tim more time to spend with his friends, the school shooters.

While I am supremely happy to see Walz fail yet again, and this time removing him from power instead of failing him upward, we’ll see who replaces him. He is said to have met with Senator Amy Klobuchar (D) over the weekend, and she is reported to be considering a run. I fully expect former Congressman and current state Attorney General Keith Ellison (D) to also be considering a run. Ellison has yet to face significant any scrutiny of his role in the state’s massive fraud issues (not a single fraudster has been charged in state court). I can only hope he prefers to keep his head down by not running, but he might jump into the ring.

In any case, despite the massive failures of the Democrat administration in Minnesota, I fully expect whomever runs on the Democrat gubernatorial ticket to still win.

34 thoughts on “Knucklehead retarded man stops re-election bid

  1. Crazy enough, some folks on line are speculating he will make a run at the White House.
    I still believe he was compromised by the ChiComs on one of his trips to China.

    1. Tim Walz is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

      How many of you young whippersnappers don’t get it? 🥴

  2. I would hope Mogadish-esota would learn from their previous mistakes, but I think they’ll double down to spite #47…

  3. I wonder if his First Lady Beard is elated of the joyous smoke of Gov’nor Jazzhands’ political junta going up in flames?

    Get rekt and be afraid of snatch-n-graps the rest of your days, you traitorous thieving PoS.

    1. Read a report somewhere that Mrs. Walz is considering divorce, after learning about the Gov’s alleged massive kickbacks of money from all the fraud. I don’t recall where I read that, but it stuck with me.

    2. She leaves the bedroom windows open so that she can smell the burning taxpayer money.

  4. He can go work for Playtex now.
    Perhaps as a tester for ‘ manpons’ and stuff cotton up his ass all day long

    1. How about issuing a Preemptive Level IV Spew alert before posting shit like this? You can expect to be served with papers for damages to Hack Stone’s computer screen.

    2. Do manpons come in a kit with blood stained undies in the crotch? I can see as how that kit would sell well with the mentally ill males that think they are really female.

  5. The Dem’s primary for Gov is in August, plenty of time for all the weirds to crawl out onto the ballot. Watch for Keef Ellison to run on an anti-fraud platform.

    Unless he’s in jail. You know, for fraud.

    1. Hopefully it’s long enough for the fraudsters to be identified and sent to prison or back to their point of origin before they vote. As corrupt as Minnesota seems to be at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the secstate there lets them vote absentee from Somalia.

  6. Ha ha. Let’s see him waltz his jazz-hands, high-stepping, non-VP, beclowned self out of the governor’s mansion and into the courtroom on charges of fraud.

  7. I do have to give “No Balls Walz” credit for one thing:

    He single-handedly made “retard” great again.

  8. Hack Stone made a comment on Fox News that the FX Network now has a premise for the next season of Fargo thanks to Somali day care centers.

  9. Tonight NBC nightly news interviewed (real) citizens of St Paul, and every single one of them said while the retard in charge was suffering from unfortunate circumstances, they would vote for him again.

    Apparently they like to be…, what’s that word that starts with F…. oh yeah, Fleeced.

  10. It’s a start. I’m not gonna hold my breath about prosecutions. You’d think with the sheer amount and obvious content of the evidence some indictments SHOULD have dropped by now at least at the state level. One has to think that even the prosecutorial side of the state might even be involved given they claim they “knew” about the fraud for years, yet did zip zilch zero nada about ANY of it.

  11. He’s thinking that because he’s bowing out, they’ll forget he enabled the orchestration of billions in fraud in his state through multiple programs. Daycare, school lunch, home care, health care, snap, ebt, etc.

    Anyone in that “refugee” community who is involved needs to be sent back to Somalia posthaste. Refugee status means they will at some point return to their point of origin, not stay here forever and have 20 kids each while bilking taxpayers millions of dollars for fake businesses.

  12. He holds the same rank as I in retirement, but I’ve never claimed to be a CSMg, He didn’t finish the schooling to take the rank into retirement, but has numerous times referred to himself as a retired CSMg, this is an indicator that maybe he’s not completely on the up and up. Now that he’s pulling out of the race for grand puba of Minnesota maybe we can stop seeing him everyday.

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