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Seattle “Stolen Valor” Shooting – New Angle

by Steve Balm••22

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Story/video credit: K5   Author: Maddie White  Published: August 13, 2025

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BREAKING: Epic wheelchair joust goes viral as humanity collectively loses its mind (again)

Fresh battlefield footage has emerged from what historians will surely call ‘The Great Rolling Thunder Incident of 2025.’ Our intrepid war correspondent (some guy with a phone) has provided a frame-by-frame breakdown that’s more intense than a Ken Burns documentary about parking lot disputes.

Now look, I feel for Captain Wheels here, I really do. But homie came charging in like he was leading the cavalry at Gettysburg, except instead of a horse it’s a wheelchair and instead of noble sacrifice it’s… well… gestures vaguely at everything. Dude rolled up with the energy of a medieval knight who forgot he left his armor at the dry cleaner’s.

Is it just me, or does Wheelchair Man appear to have his Sergeant Major at full attention?

This whole mess has fewer heroes than a reality TV show about influencers. It’s like watching two people argue over who gets to be the captain of the Titanic AFTER it hit the iceberg.

Meanwhile, some poor judge is going to have to sit through hours of testimony about this masterpiece of human decision-making, probably while quietly updating their LinkedIn profile to ‘seeking new opportunities in literally any other field.’

Folks, this is why aliens won’t visit us. They’re up there with their advanced technology watching this footage like ‘Nope, still not ready for contact.’

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22 thoughts on “Seattle “Stolen Valor” Shooting – New Angle”

  2. Knew about the airsoft pistol part. Not about the knife part. I will now, for the most part, divorce myself of this idiocy. Still, alot of this didn’t need to happen.

  3. That’s a metric fuckton of douchebaggery in a very small space. Douchebaggery by the first party should not have been met with douchebaggery by the second party.

  5. The only thing done right here was that the shooter stayed in place and took responsibility. I got news for him though; that “quick draw” was a %*#! abortion. My daughter could draw the Mona Lisa faster than my man pulled that pistol. If he ever tries to roll out with that against any other armed human, he’s going down like a ton of bricks.

    1. Yes, when you draw from a back pack deliberately, making a show of it, it takes a long time. I’m thinking a jury is going to look at that and have a WTF? moment.

      1. Hard to claim self defense when it’s a man in a wheelchair with a knife. Just walk away.

  6. When I was a young trooper I was at a scene that was just messed up all the way around. I asked an older trooper which party we were taking to jail. He replied, “Everybody is going to jail.”

    Sounds like good advice for this mess.

    1. Pop spoke of investigations where there were “no humans involved”.

      Took me some years to understand that expression.

  7. Has anyone determined if the shooter is a Vet?

    The video is really not much help but to me it looked like the shooter pulled the patch off and tossed it on the ground. Then the chair guy rolled forward to pick up the patch while holding his knife. Not much of a threat there.

    1. Well as usual, when a flaming liberal performs an act of violence, the leftist media has a sudden lack of interest in whatever it is they are doing, even if it is say a gun crime against a disabled veteran in a wheel chair. So there isn’t much on him out there. Now had been a conservative this would have been framed as a racist hate crime and screamed from the roof tops. CNN would have investigated his social media accounts and given us a bio and doxed him. As it is we get nothing.

    2. Welp, at least he wasn’t claiming to be a Navy SEAL. There is a batch of the fake ones on The Hair’s Utube videos every month. The Chief’s routine with his victims is so typical it is almost like they are both reading off a script. But I still am surprised by how many of them claim their records burned up in that fire.

      1. The set the military records on fire every few years. Much like the Forest Service doing controlled burns, which 40% of the time seem to morph into uncontrolled burns.

  10. “Pull a… gun on me? Pull a… gun on me?”

    https://youtu.be/-QWL-FwX4t4?t=51

    Tough guys there. Wheeled lightning with a knife, pulling what any sound-minded person in that situation would think is a real gun. Dem-sel in distress gets to finally put his draw, point, and shoot training to good use. He seemed pretty confident after the fact. If Col. Custard wasn’t mounted on his steed, he could have closed the distance and gutted Capt. Kangol well before the latter’s gun was in play. Alternatively, if the airsoft were a BOOMhard, he’d be on the ground contemplating the true importance of calling out stolen valor.

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