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Tuesday with the Libs of Tik Tok

by Mason••18

Dude may be able to literally fuck himself

She definitely supports The Current Thing™

I’m old enough to remember when Klobuchar was the worst Hennepin County Attorney

What. The. Fuck. KoB, you know the line…

This can only help the state’s $6B budget shortfall, I’m sure

Why are their heroes always detestable?

You’re not breaking the rule if you got explicit permission to do it

Joe Biden’s on his way to test this one out

hE wOrE a BlUe SuIt!

Homan’s a national treasure

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18 thoughts on “Tuesday with the Libs of Tik Tok”

  1. The media is such a cess pool now. It’s obvious that they have a huge bias to the point that they don’t try to even hide it. In our area cbs is the least disgusting channel but we routinely turn off the national news once the local news is done.

  2. If the time lines were better synchronized, Homan and Arpaio would be bestest buds and a formidable team.

    1. I love Homan. Every time he gets in front of a camera he confirms my voting choice. I wish some of the others were more like him.

  3. Using taxpayer dollars to pay for healthcare for 17K illegals.
    Access those healthcare files, BOOM! 17K illegals gone.
    Bet’cha after the first 1K are arrested, the rest will get the message and self-deport.

  4. I can see the dude(ette?) wanting to have it “both ways”, dying on the operating table. Tsk. Such a shame after such a ground breaking experimental operation.

    1. I have questions.

      So the most obvious is what did he have before? Because if they have to put both on him then I can only assume he was a crew member of the USS Callister.

      Since they make the fake jj out of the pp and vice versa, what will they make it out of instead?

      Asking for Commissar, because if anyone needs to (and really wants to) go f themselves he needs to bumped to the front of the line.

        1. There is a gender affirming surgery I could support, as long as they used the brain, as well.

  6. Marines wear BLUES to funerals as well, I don’t see a problem with BLUE being worn at funerals…

  7. I wonder if Satan will give Mr. Conti his own private bathroom in Hell so the other tenants won’t have to hear his screams of pain when he is pissing razor blades?

  8. I won’t sell them the rope they need to hang themselves…I’ll GIVE them the rope they need to hang themselves…AND provide a low hanging branch…or a lamppost.

    We’re gonna need more rope…and wood chippers.

    1. Not too low a branch or lamppost.
      Don’t want them being able to stand on the ground.

  10. My kids asked the same thing about President Trump’s suit when we were watching the funeral. The picture shows the same thing I saw, about a dozen people around him in blue suits. I said the rule is a dark suit, because it is outside in the bright sunlight you can tell the difference. Otherwise no one could tell the difference!

    Haters goin’ a hate!

    1. I have seen multiple posts saying “the Vatican posted a black-suit dress code” beforehand…mainly on rags like Fortune. Most more reliable sites say the Vatican basically said “please be appropriate”. I am reasonably sure no one intelligent is going to try and dresscode most of the world’s leaders. (Unless they have forgotten the old Stalin question “The Vatican? How many divisions have they?”) (The sense is accurate, too many versions out there to be sure what was actually said.)

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