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The system worked AGAIN! – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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The system worked AGAIN!

by Jonn Lilyea••3

The Washington Times reports that a homeless man in Frederick, Maryland tried to steal an airplane – but once again, the system worked!

A homeless man stole a small plane Monday morning from a suburban D.C. airport but crashed before getting airborne, according to law enforcement officials.

As long as the homeless people continue to comply with the Laws of Gravity, we’ll remain safe from their attacks.

Good job, Janet!

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ponsdorf

Jonn observed: As long as the homeless people continue to comply with the Laws of Gravity, we’ll remain safe from their attacks.

Thanks, I needed that. Every so often you can turn a clever phrase. No matter WHAT others may say about you. [grin]

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Scorch

I wonder where this guy thought he was going?

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CJ

Hilarious, Jonn.

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