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To all Ron Paul supporters

by Jonn Lilyea••17

You’ve accomplished your mission. I’m thoroughly converted to your ranks. Your constant haranguing, poll spamming, emails, forcing me to have the same discussion over-and-over again and just generally being pests has convinced me that I’ve been wrong all along. Thanks for forcibly yanking the scales from my eyes, thanks for being mealy-mouthed, elitist pseudo-intellectuals who know more about everything than anyone else.

Now go away. I like having an open forum, I like the fact that anyone can cruise in here and post what ever is on their mind without registering but I’ll shut the door faster than granny can close her robe.

Since I’m converted (and I’m sure all of my readers are suddenly converted – it’s like we were all hit by a bolt of lightening at the same time…a mass epiphany) you can leave now.

Thanks. Have nice day.

PS; I hear that LT Nixon and Thus Spake Ortner have been saying mean things about Ron Paul’s dog, though. Go get ’em, boys.

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17 thoughts on “To all Ron Paul supporters”

  1. John/Ray,
    You should watch how you label people you don’t even know. I know Eddie. He is a military officer with multiple deployments under his belt including one to Iraq. resorting to name calling and internet tough guy bullying does little to prove your point. Deleting the post from Harry that proved his point about the mujahedeen and al qaeda was also weak.

    Jonn wrote:     (shrug)

  2. Not all your readers, I still loathe Paul with every fiber of my being. Not for his politics, which I don’t have a problem with, but because every blasted one of his followers is a lunatic. Seriously. Can we put xanax in their water, or will that cancel out the flourine?

    I unfortunately almost never get the Paulians at my place. Must be the garlic necklace I wear while I post.

  3. Take that Federal Reserve! Let’s bring back the gold standard…better yet let’s make the dollar based on collectible plastic Xena action figures.

  4. I continue to be amazed that the Paulistas miss one of the biggest points. To paraphrase Monty Python. This ‘orse is dead, ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This ‘orse is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker!’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you weren’t continuing to pretend ‘E’s relavent ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS A EX HORSE!

    Quit beating the poor thing. All you are doing is making me feel better about my dislike for the candidate and generating further dislike for his supporters. If that was your goal… congratulations you’ve succeeded. (Stand by for more sounds of frantic beating)

  5. If you do not love Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love our Constitution, and if you do not love the Constitution, you do not love America. If you do not lust for the warm, gentle embrace of the Only Man Who Can Save America, Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love America. Good Day, Sir!

  14. Wait, a Paulbot invasion and I missed it? Having Ronulans–or whatever you call those tinfoil hat wearers–invade your blog is like catching online syphilis (not that I’d know anything about VDs being a veteran and all…wink wink. Ha)

    PS, TSO, wow…just, wow. I’m speechless. No responses? You’ve got to be kidding me!

  15. Remember, Ronpaul died for your sins!!! – He told me so himself.

    Jonn wrote: I think he cut my cable tonight, too.

  17. Bout time you saw the light! That man can make water by simply turning on the spigot. Amazing, that man.

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