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To all Ron Paul supporters – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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To all Ron Paul supporters

You’ve accomplished your mission. I’m thoroughly converted to your ranks. Your constant haranguing, poll spamming, emails, forcing me to have the same discussion over-and-over again and just generally being pests has convinced me that I’ve been wrong all along. Thanks for forcibly yanking the scales from my eyes, thanks for being mealy-mouthed, elitist pseudo-intellectuals who know more about everything than anyone else.

Now go away. I like having an open forum, I like the fact that anyone can cruise in here and post what ever is on their mind without registering but I’ll shut the door faster than granny can close her robe.

Since I’m converted (and I’m sure all of my readers are suddenly converted – it’s like we were all hit by a bolt of lightening at the same time…a mass epiphany) you can leave now.

Thanks. Have nice day.

PS; I hear that LT Nixon and Thus Spake Ortner have been saying mean things about Ron Paul’s dog, though. Go get ’em, boys.

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Rooney

John/Ray,
You should watch how you label people you don’t even know. I know Eddie. He is a military officer with multiple deployments under his belt including one to Iraq. resorting to name calling and internet tough guy bullying does little to prove your point. Deleting the post from Harry that proved his point about the mujahedeen and al qaeda was also weak.

Jonn wrote:
(shrug)

Thus Spake Ortner

Not all your readers, I still loathe Paul with every fiber of my being. Not for his politics, which I don’t have a problem with, but because every blasted one of his followers is a lunatic. Seriously. Can we put xanax in their water, or will that cancel out the flourine?

I unfortunately almost never get the Paulians at my place. Must be the garlic necklace I wear while I post.

LT Nixon

Take that Federal Reserve! Let’s bring back the gold standard…better yet let’s make the dollar based on collectible plastic Xena action figures.

Ray

I continue to be amazed that the Paulistas miss one of the biggest points. To paraphrase Monty Python. This ‘orse is dead, ‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This ‘orse is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker!’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you weren’t continuing to pretend ‘E’s relavent ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS A EX HORSE!

Quit beating the poor thing. All you are doing is making me feel better about my dislike for the candidate and generating further dislike for his supporters. If that was your goal… congratulations you’ve succeeded. (Stand by for more sounds of frantic beating)

Gold Standard

If you do not love Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love our Constitution, and if you do not love the Constitution, you do not love America. If you do not lust for the warm, gentle embrace of the Only Man Who Can Save America, Congressman Ron Paul, you do not love America. Good Day, Sir!

LT Nixon

Yes, Gold Standard, I hate America. Thank you for your amazing logic. Touche, sir…touche.

doubleplusundead

Yes, Gold Standard, I hate America. Thank you for your amazing logic. Touche, sir…touche.

*sigh* My humor is wasted on you…

doubleplusundead

Actually, given the rabid nuttiness of the average Ronbot, maybe I’m being unfair to you…

Old Iron

Hey, if you get a chance redirect some of the Paulbots over to my place. We need some new toys to play with.

Heh.

Thus Spake Ortner

I spent a lot of time today poking these asshats in the eye, and not a one of them came to defend The Great Man from my hostile words:

http://3-116thsniper.blogspot.com/2008/05/truth-underpinnings-of-paulotology.html

Jonn wrote: That’s why I paid for lunch, I felt sorry for you. Even the paulians don’t want to play with you.

doubleplusundead

Well that’s no fun TSO…

Thus Spake Ortner

I know, I’ve been sobbing at my desk all afternoon.

doubleplusundead

Cheer up, I’m sure some Ronbots’ll show up sometime.

Allen Woods

Wait, a Paulbot invasion and I missed it? Having Ronulans–or whatever you call those tinfoil hat wearers–invade your blog is like catching online syphilis (not that I’d know anything about VDs being a veteran and all…wink wink. Ha)

PS, TSO, wow…just, wow. I’m speechless. No responses? You’ve got to be kidding me!

Rurik

Remember, Ronpaul died for your sins!!! – He told me so himself.

Jonn wrote: I think he cut my cable tonight, too.

Old Iron

His touch can also turn water into petrol.

mRed

Bout time you saw the light! That man can make water by simply turning on the spigot. Amazing, that man.