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Iran President’s Last Helo Ride?

by AW1Ed••82


Iranian President’s Helicopter Located, Military Deployed To Tehran’s Streets: State Media

BY TYLER DURDEN

SUNDAY, MAY 19, 2024 – 01:20 PM
Update(1420ET): We are getting closer to learning the fate of Iran’s President Raisi and his foreign minister and other officials aboard the helicopter which went down hours ago:
Iran’s president Raisi’s crashed helicopter has been found by search teams – State TV — Reuters
Iranian official tells State TV: Contacts have been made with one of the passengers and one of the crew members of the president’s helicopter on several occasions — Reuters
The Red Crescent organization is denying that the crash site has been found, amid contradictory and early reporting. So far Iranian officials are signaling that the president is alive, but the situation remains uncertain and fluid, following widespread speculation that he could be deceased.

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Mick and I have been following this one. Let’s all hope it’s nothing trivial for President Raisi and his foreign minister.

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82 thoughts on “Iran President’s Last Helo Ride?”

          1. On an airplane note, don’t forget to include Santa and reindeer stuck on the nose of an airliner, or the pilots confusing the low fuel light with fasten seat belt light.

    2. Some Bernathian piloting and/or maintenance involved, I presume? Rest in pigshit, Mo-fo’s!

    3. The only shame is that the passenger manifest did not include the Ayatollah or Hezbollah leadership

  5. Wreckage was did it within the boundaries of Fort Marcy Park. Hillary Clinton was unavailable for comment.

    1. Wreckage was discovered within…

      As usual, Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.

    2. The last thing they saw was Hellary’s glowing eyes and dripping fangs as she FODed out the engine with her necklace of Boeing-related skulls before flying away on her broom cackling, with her pantsuit flapping in the airstream.

  6. Investigators have determined the cause of the crash was due to lack of Diversity Equity and Inclusion training.

    1. AvGas provided courtesy of BeNasty Fuel Services Ltd. At least they had enough fuel to make it to the crash site.

      1. I feel confident in saying that whoever fuelled or signed off on the maintenance checklist Is most likely very worried for their life, and the lives of their families.

    1. I would call that “red air”. And nothing in the US would be flying, unless it was combat essential. Had to spend a whole week at Al Asad once waiting on a flight.

      1. I hope it wasn’t in 2019, the base commander and CSM were raging douche bags. Thankfully they were asked to retire after that deployment. Nothing like an IG investigation to cap things off.

  15. There is a certain Biblical justice in the thought that Rassi et al are consumed by wolves or wild dogs, so that they become dog dung.
    (cf. “Jezebel”
    [2Ki 9:36-37 KJV] Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This [is] the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel: And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; [so] that they shall not say, This [is] Jezebel.)

  20. May the crappy weather hold on long enough to ensure no rescue, but only recovery.

  24. The only appropriate thing to do on this situation is to send them a casserole.

      2. As my mother used to say; “SPAM, everything in it but the pig’s whistle…”

        1. Yeah, I was going for the low expense pork products. It would be a shame to waste a nice honey baked ham on the occasion. I didn’t think to look up any scrapple casseroles 🤢

    1. Saw that this morning. Will Herr biden attend the funeral or will he send a condelence card signed by him and the squad. Will say dimes to donuts that he wil,l but only the Shadow knows.

      1. In lieu of flowers, he will donate (our) money to a cause the family holds in near and dear.

      2. I wonder if any of our pro-palestine protesters will take the time to go over for the FUNeral?

  26. I forget, are we supposed to celebrate or mourn the death of a leader who had his own countrymen killed, allegedly rigged his Presidential election, and supports Palestinian terrorists? I need to know for future reference.

  28. Unfortunately, the debris at the crash sight strongly indicates he didn’t suffer before he died.

    1. I could be way off base here but I think that his suffering has just begun, and It will last forever.

      1. “He didn’t suffer before he died” does not logically preclude that he immediately began a more intensive and prolonged suffering after he died.
        I sometimes wonder if those who believe Mohammed’s lies get a chance to inflict greater pain on the guy who lead them to Hell.

  30. Hmmmm.

    So where do I send flowers?

    Wrapped in bacon and dipped in pig fat “to preserve freshness.”

    1. I’d simply send them a bucket of lard to put on the corpses.

  31. So, tit for tat enroute?

    I’m not advocating for it but I’m knee deep in popcorn and bereft of Fs.

  33. Part of me hopes the crash was a big explosion and fireball, because IMHO he needs to get used to burning.

    1. Yep, the EU, the UN, China and Russia and I can’t believe some nuthatch sent condolences in the name of NATO.

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