You might remember the proposed million-dollar San Francisco toilet.
A San Francisco restroom once estimated to cost $1.7 million is now up and running for the public after the city received criticism, jokes and a generous donation.
San Francisco Recreation and Parks opened the single public restroom in the Noe Valley neighborhood after receiving a donation that cut the city’s cost to under $200,000, Daniel Montes, the city agency’s communication manager, told USA TODAY in an email.
Public Restroom Company’s and Volumetric Building Companies’ donations equate to a combined $425,000 and include a prefabricated modular restroom and all associated installation work, the city agency said in a January 2023 news release. Public Restroom Company, a Nevada-based business, also donated a toilet previously used for demonstration purposes in trade shows.
Not sure how a $425K worth of donation cut costs by almost a million two, but hey, this is political money and I’m pretty sure every roll of Life-Savers a pol writes off costs the taxpayers $100K. Anyway, at the grand opening:
“We wanted to, you know, really roll with it,” Zach D’Angelo, dressed as a giant roll of toilet paper with a red plunger as his hat, told the New York Times at the event. D’Angelo stepped away from hosting trivia at a pub down the street to be the event’s emcee, or what he called “the Grand Poobah,” the outlet reported.
Better enjoy the crapper while you can, folks. We’ve seen what many of your denizens have done to the rest of the city, and that toilet probably has a resultant lifespan shorter than a fruit fly’s.
Poobah. On a roll. Boy, this one just BEGS for JeffLPH!
Funny that I’m reading this on the toilet…
No shit 2176
Wait a minnit….
You’re reading your COMPUTER on the John?
I……
Really don’t wanna know, because I don’t wanna deal with the mental image…
He had to log in.
It was a massive data dump.
Security breach.
Information leak.
How long before it’s closed to all for maintenance issues.
It is kalifornia math. Makes sense to them.
How many illegals can it sleep? Is there a sink for bathing? A plug/wifi to run the PC for scams? Just trying to think like a Kalifornian.
Speaking of California:
https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA?si=TdYC6gHxb2YELN5v
Honestly, it would be funny if the Chili Peppers would work these lyrics into the actual song. I don’t think anyone would notice.
It’s always grand when one can go poo. Just plunge right in, it’s a whiz! With all of the fruits and nuts in commiefornicate, you’d think they’d have a high fiber diet.
In San Francisco, you don’t need a toilet, you can just shit anywhere. Homeless people are going to move in to live inside. They will turn it into a fentanyl shooting gallery. Then they will keep doing what that have been doing and shit outside, on the ground, like normal animals.
All that money for a fancy poo box and still just one ply tissue to use…
Charmin Rules!
Scott used to be my brand but lately they did away with the tear
lines and you waste half of it trying to get a decent wad.
Back in the day such products were called “irregulars” and
could be had for cheap.
Not to be confused with irregular militia training in the state of
Maine now that they have outlawed such gatherings.
Anti American protests by communists is still allowed though.
Plenty of room for hate in Maine, just don’t gather with your
friends to oppose it.
No more 1,000 sheets per roll– just a roll and tear yourself off some now?
Your on a roll with that one and am glad your not sheeting us
How are we to know there are 1000 sheets? Anybody ever checked? Asskin’ for a friend of course.
Remember those stacked individual waxed paper sheets? Wouldn’t clean, couldn’t flush! Just like the protesters.
I give it three weeks. Or, immediate blockage and failure if Gavin uses it, since he’s full of crap.
When I was in the Navy inactive reserve, I was on the USS Haynsworth DD700 Sumner class tin can, and the head had a long horse trough with a line of shitbowls and a divider between bowls. the water ran 24 hours starting on one end and ran down to the other end flushing the shit down the drain so if one was lucky to sit on the bowl where the water started, the person sitting there would wait for a few crew members to sit down and then light a large ball of shit paper on fire and let it go with the current and hear the guys cursing/laughing.
Buncha soreasses.
I’m sore your right on that one Beans.
They opened one in Oceanside Ca. and a homeless guy immediately slashed a 10 year old kids throat and killed him in it. It has been closed ever since last time I was there.
I can see an All-Points Logistics contract,
I give it a day until it gets graffiti, then trashed in about a week.
DAMNIT!!
I was hoping I could go to San Fran just for the chance to take a shit (made out of Rice-a-Roni) on pile of gold.
NOW how long do I have to wait for that opportunity?
I don’t have that long…I’m 66 for God’s sake!