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Navy Sailor brings large teddy bear to meat ’13-year-old’

by thebesig••62

A Navy petty officer, Douglas Engstrom, thought that he was going to have a fling with a teenager. During the exchanges that came before the meetup, “she” admitted to being 13 years old. Engstrom wasn’t deterred. With teddy bear in hand, he went to the Long Island train station to met “her.” Unfortunately for Engstron, the “13-year-old” turned out to be an undercover agent.

From The Daily News:

The FBI agent put out bait on the app on Dec. 6, with a post claiming she “no longer needed dental braces,” according to a criminal complaint. Engstrom replied, and during their correspondence the agent said several times she was a 13-year-old girl in school, the complaint alleges.

He said he was 36 years old, lived in Maryland, worked for the Navy, and expressed interest in having sex with her, the complaint alleges. He also gave a cell phone number and made similar comments over text, according to the complaint.

The agent set up a Saturday meeting at the Long Island Rail Road station in Valley Stream, and Engstrom flew into New York, arriving at Kennedy Airport, the feds allege.

The FBI agent asked he bring a teddy bear along with him, and he had it with him when law enforcement officials arrested him at the train station Saturday, the feds allege.

The Daily News has additional information here.

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62 thoughts on “Navy Sailor brings large teddy bear to meat ’13-year-old’”

    1. The line needs to be in a noose around his neck, and the loose end pulled tight over a tall tree branch.

    2. He doesn’t know the adage from the old AOL days…

      When chatting with someone online-
      If they say they’re a woman, they’re a man
      If they say they’re a lesbian, they’re a man
      If they say they’re a young child, they’re a cop

      1. ^This. Guess he never heard of Chris Hanson. They put out the ‘bait’ Dec 6. Just that quick they got an arrest. Wow.

  2. We used catch these guys all the time. They’d show up with the weirdest stuff. Some of the from the local military base.

    1. Getting the requested items would be one of the things that these knuckleheads do that shows their intent. 

  3. He will need that Teddy Bear as some comfort when the boys introduce him to the foot long club.

  6. Oh, you moron! Wait until they’re at least 16. That way you can say; “I thought she was 17” [legal age of consent in most states]. It won’t help much, but you won’t look like such a sicko.

    So, I’ve been told…

    Hey! The restraining order keeps me away from high school cheerleaders, so leave me alone!!!!

  7. How many other under age victims of this groomer are there out there? 😢😢😥😥

  8. There are NO women on the interwebz! It’s all just a bunch of guys pretending to be hot horny lezbos.

    3. Women pedos troll for underage male jailbait in person. Belle Delphine and other OnlyFans types have guys put their stuff online.

  11. Had a fellow Chief on USS last boat early 2000’s was always a little different – spent all his time at Hooters in two local city’s – He knew every waitress – supposedly he was married but a geographical bachelor. Had a large collection of porn if I remember correctly. A couple years later we had both left the ship and there used to be that – to Catch a Predator show with Chris Hansen? on TV and there my old shipmate is appearing on camera – caught trying to have sex with a teenager. Yes probably should have seen that one coming.

  12. The restraint shown by the agents when they get these perverts is amazing. I’d be like…”Oops he hit his head getting into the back of the car, Captain. Oh, we’re supposed to put the handcuffs on his wrists, not around his neck? My bad!”

    Not condoning what this pervert did, or intended to do, at all (Dumbass, if “she” or “he” claims to be a kid on line, then you can bet that it’s a cop!), but one has to wonder when the Fan Belt Inspectors are going to go after the known perverts that are listed on a, well…list? Or on a computer hard drive? Jus’ sayin’.

    1. A retired cop I know would have an exceptionally skeazy arrestee in the back of the patrol car, and on the way to the holding cell, wouldn’t you know it, loose dog darted in front of the car. Well, nobody wants to hit a dog, and this cops car always seemed to have rear seat belts that wouldn’t latch properly. The belts worked fine on run of the mill arrestees.

      1. Way back in the day, circa 1982 or so, following the success of the book Nam, where the author interviewed (anonymously) Vietnam veterans (with probably a lot of embellishment on the veterans part), he had a follow up book titled Cops. One Cop related the story of some Senior Detective who was on the force since Jesus walked a beat. Cops bring in a child molester. Old time Detective tells the suspect that the new procedure for sex offenders is take a penis print. He explains that a penis print is similar to fingerprints, so the suspect reluctantly takes out his sausage, rolls it across the ink pad, and as he places it on the paper, the old cop pulls out a blackjack and whacks him on his dick. He tells his lawyer, the lawyer brings it up in the hearing, and the judge says that is the most absurd story he ever heard, and he does not believe it. Hoping that it is true, but it is probably just an urban legend.

        1. About a hunnerd years ago, I was waiting for my ride to work, a snowy December day in Logan Utah. There’s a Winchell’s donuts about 2 blocks away, has more than it’s usual quota of cops, lights flashing. Turned out that a repeat offender weenie-wagger came in, laid his offending member on the counter. The young lady at the register grabbed the phone book and wacked his peepee with the bound edge. Excellent work.

        2. I hope that is true. It Probably made the perv think twice next time more than the slap on the wrist given by the judge.

    2. Desk Sergeant: What happened to the suspect’s face?
      Beat cop: He fell down the stairs.
      Desk Sergeant: This is a one-story building.

    3. I’ve heard rumors about some LEO’s who would “cook” the fight out of a freshly arrested perp by “accidentally” forgetting they left said perp in the car during the summer.

  13. Great! The caught sailor Joe Schmuckatelli.

    Now let’s see that complete Epstein client list you FEEB political hacks. I know you are listening…..

  14. Wanted to meet at the train station… He’ll get “meat” from the “train” in custody at the Grey Bar Motel.

  19. “Engstrom”….close to the word “Angstrom”, an old unit of measurement for a frequency/length of light wave; very, very short.
    Makes me wonder if he’s “compensating” for something.

  20. He’ll have to spend all of his time in PC and even then he’ll always have to look over his shoulder when anyone else at all is around!

  21. As we used to say- “Welcome to the Internet, where men are men, and women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.”

      1. That teddy bear also served as a marker. If they had officers positioned at areas that Douglas Engstrom had to stop at, all they’d have to do is check for the teddy bear, and then send a report of where he is at. 

  22. He better prepare for the next eight years. May we recommend Senate Aides Go Anal IV, which was available for streaming last week?

    1. A kiddy diddler who decided to go swimming wearing chains, hey, accidents happen! 😎

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