Don’t you like that title? I do. Commence with the bitching of my classification of this asshat after you read the article. TSO is going back to doing the superfly dance in his Superman jammies with the plastic footies….
SAN DIEGO – 9Wants to Know has learned the former head of the Colorado Veteran’s Alliance, who admitted to lying about his military service record, has been arrested by FBI agents in California.
Rick Strandlof faces a charge of “false claims about receipt of military decorations of medals.”The FBI tells 9Wants to Know Strandlof was arrested without any problems.
Strandlof gave his first jailhouse interview to 9Wants to Know in June and admitted he hadn’t been truthful about his military record.
Strandlof had claimed he graduated from the Naval Academy and received a purple heart after being wounded in Iraq.
Strandlof also went by the name Rick Duncan.
Under the pseudonym of Rick Duncan, Strandlof founded the Colorado Veterans Alliance in order to lobby for veterans’ issues. In 2008, he became quite popular with local Democratic politicians as he made a number of campaign appearances and was even featured in a pair of television advertisements.
Duncan told people he was wounded during the battle of Fallujah. He told people he served on three separate occasions in Iraq. He was also known as a harsh critic of President Bush’s policy in the Middle East.
If convicted, he faces a year in prison and a $250,000 fine.
Somehow the line I suggested got taken out of the article:
“TSO of the famous blog This Ain’t Hell, when contacted by Channel 9 news responded that: ‘I believe it was noted philanthropist, philosopher and phrenologist Shaquille O’Neal who said ‘Tell me how my ass tastes.'”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
TOT… Now, now, now!
I do hope he also gets a “piece” prize…in jail!
OoooooooooooooRah!!!
At least some good news on this bleak day. Also good news is that when I went to Borders to get a book, you could purchase a bag of good coffee to be sent to the troops in cooperation with Soldiers Angels. I guess Barnes and Noble better get with the program or its all Amazon (’cause I am basically lazy) and Borders for me.
I wonder if he likes tossin’ some salad……
(song lyric)
“I’m your prison bitch, your prison bitch . . . “
Don’t drop the soap, you tool!
I give to you, the Prison Bitch song;
appropriate, don’t you think? Long, but worth the laugh, when applied to Rick Strandlof / Duncan.
Prison Bitch
——Rodney Carrington
They say our love is taboo, that what were doing is wrong
but I don’t care what they say ’cause my love is so strong
they tell us we should be ashamed were not husband and wife
but I cherish each moment with you I’m so glad you’re in my life
verse:
You’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch, you’re not like other men
I’m glad we share a prison cell when lights go out at ten
I can’t escape the way I feel, now that will be a crime
as long as I am doing you I don’t mind doing time
’cause you’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch,
and I have no regrets, I got you for a candy bar and a pack of cigarettes
at first you were resistant but now you are my friend
I knew that I would get you in the end
chorus:
Prison bitch, prison bitch
I guess that you were sent from up-above
Yeah!
Prison bitch, prison bitch
and now you are my prisoner of love
(verse 2:prison bitch)
I’m your prison bitch, your prison bitch and you’re a sex machine
I only have but one request how ’bout some vasaline (Shut up!)
I’m tired of this prison cell, I need to get away,
they sentence me to seven years not seven times a day
I’m your prison bitch, your prison bitch
you nympho-maniac (Come here!)
I really hate these knockers that you tattoo’d on my back
I thought that I could break away
but now I’m losing hope
and god I’m tired of picking up the soap
Bend over prison bitch!!(oo ooh oo)
Prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
Turn out the lights ’cause I can hardly wait
Prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
Prison bitch!(doo ooh oo)
(bitch:) When I get out I’m ready to go straight!
(verse 3:)
You’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch
I’ll never say goodbye
you’re not like all the others too bad they had to die…
prison bitch:
on second thought I think I’ll stay if you want me to-ooo
your prison bitch is never leaving you!
outro:
At first you were my cell mate but now you’re my soul mate
come here come here baby!! Come here!
(Bitch:)Oh no not again (rrr)
now I know why they call you a “HARDENED” criminal
hang on you’re about to find why they call this the pokey!!!
oooooooo
thought this dick was already arrested in Denver, did he escape or something?
Yall are bad! very bad!
Are they going to charge him with impersonating a commissioned officer as well? That is also a Federal offense, and I believe he meets the criteria for having committed that offense.