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Happy National Coming Out Day!

Yes, it is a ‘holiday’, since 1988.

You know some of you sick f*ckers want to do it… go ahead, let your freak flag fly. Love the one you’re with. Walk on the wild side.

Bwaahaaaaahahahaha!

It’s a day to help people feel comfortable about their sexuality… unless, of course, you’re normal. Who knows, maybe it’s enough to draw a certain TAH recluse, the ‘gold standard in “would he hit that?” back to the fold.

 

9 thoughts on “Happy National Coming Out Day!

  1. Lemme be FIRST (h/t to me as de facto, Hack as de jure) to exercise the reason for the day!

    After a long time lurking and angering my fellow TAH DW/DWettes, it comes to stand that my abhorrent behavior stems from the fact I’m dealing with my own demon.

    I’d like to announce here, among family(?), friends, and detractors alike: I, Roh-Dog, Esq., SGT, USArmy (Ret.), am an Ammosexual.

    My preferred pronouns are ‘5.56’ and ‘Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition‘.

  2. It is time.

    Full disclosure.

    On Saturday Night I had 25 year-old Glenn Farclas in my mouth. Ronald Reagan told me to never name drop, but there it is,

  3. Am I wrong to think of this kind of “coming out” as “pop-up targets on the gun range”?

    1. Wondering if taking out Pedos near a child care facility would be considered hunting over a baited field? Asking for a friend.

  4. Rule One of our beloved IDC-SARC is that his chicks have to come without dicks. They need to be XX chromosomally and have to be able to fog glass, respirationally. I understand he is strictly an OEM (original equipment) guy. But looks are optional. He’d be happy to tag team a couple of lipstick lesbians, though.

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