Spambot Attack

41 thoughts on “Spambot Attack”

1. I first thought of the cumshawed spam and ground coffee tins going to the Philly Shipyard Yar Birds when I saw the post. Will comment later

2. Damn isn’t anything sacred anymore…..Now they are spamming TAH!

   1. Compared to what we usually deal with, this is an annoyance. But it’s in-your-face annoyance and gives me the opportunity to exercise the ban hammer.

      1. Still getting stuff from the purple suited assclown that queefs?

         1. Odd you should mention that…
            *grin*

3. “I don’t like SPAM!”
   _bW4vEo1F4E

4. Ever since I’ve been working from home, insurance companies have gotten mad at me with this simple trick. One spoonful of this at night will make your ‘bedroom problems’ melt away, and your dog will stop humping your leg! Earn up to .69 baht per day by subscribing to ThisAintHell!

   Note: these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, NIH, or Saint Doctor Fauci Esq., and past performance is not indicative of future results

   1. Humorous and sarcastic as this may be, I ain’t clicking on the link(s).

      1. Safe for work, Tox. -Dog would indicate otherwise, but I checked anyway.

         1. ……..you have faith in me?

            I’m not saying that’s a mistake but I do drink, a lot. Often.

            1. Of course I have faith in you, -Dog.

               That’s why I checked.
               *grin*

               1. Who wouldn’t have faith in Roh Tin Tin?
                   😜 

                  1. I had faith in my parachute riggers, but I still checked their work.

   2. My bedroom problems MELTING away is why I went to the doctor to begin with….

5. Spam is probably coming from that no airplane flying Ohio Ken-boi-commie who took exception with Ron DeSantis’ spoof on Top Gun.

6. So your saying that Hack Stone won’t be able to make $16,000 a month working from home?

   1. Of course you can. Not with the embedded link, though. For that kind of money you’ll need to be a politician.

      1. Or a talented woman owned minority government contractor.

      2. Or a branch office of Ho’s House in Las Vegas.

         1. Or ask Nancy Peolosi for stock tips.

      3. Or a high priced hooker.

7. 8905-00-126-4020 Luncheon Meat, Beef/Pork (Spam, Canned, 6 LB, Rectangular Tin)/s

   1. Even better:

      8905-01-143-3326 T-Ration Spam, 54 slices per 6.75 lb tray)

   2. 6 fookin’ pounds? That exceeds the annual sodium allowance of most states.

   3. For SPAM lamb?

      1. 8905-00-027-6598 Mutton, Carcass, US#1 Weight 55 min – 75 max Pounds.

8. Where’s Lars at?

   1. Why you gotta summon him? There I/we was/were, having such a good Friday.

      1. He’s not one of the spammers?

   2. For God’s sake, don’t any of you dick-weeds say his name two more times or he’ll materialize like Beetlejuice.

9. Fucking spammers? My son’s ships Facebook page some “..get an extra $1,000 on your EBT card. Clink the link” in the comment section. I reported, and we’ll see what happens.

10. All I want to do is promote my favorite meat product (which is made here in MINNESOTA), and all of a sudden I’M the bad guy.

    1. 25% less sodium than a cattle farm mineral lick.

       Private sin- slice into slabs and stick in the smoker with whatever. In an hour you have an entirely different critter. Daub on some ‘Q sauce and wait another 10 minutes- snacks just in time for the first barley-pop.

    2. Made out of Floyd of Rosedale?

       1. You really want to know?

11. Fortunately
    (a) we have a fantastic set of admins helping with the ban hammer
    and
    (b) most of us here at TAH are smart enough to not click on the spambot’s bait. (Most, because I’m unsure of Lars’ mental acumen)

    Now, if and when the spambot starts using gun bunnies for bait, we might have a bit of a problem with some of us Deplorables.

    1. We’d like to make some S(pecial) P(rocessed) A(ss) M(eat) out of the mofo, GB.

       1. I was trying to come up with a comment something like that – didn’t make it this time.

          I’ll help crank the grinder, though.

12. If the TAH Tavern is going to serve so much Spam, can I get some baked beans too?

    1. Make some of that SPAM into musubi, I’ll eat it all.

13. I have been getting a lot of calls from Amy lately. I used to hand up or not answer strange numbers but then began responding. Amy is a very lonely AI. The calls go mostly like this:

    Amybot – “Hi, this is Amy from American Senior Benefits, how are you doing today?”

    5JC – “Ok I guess, I have this rash on my junk that I’m not sure where it came from. The itching is driving me nuts.”

    Amybot -“Great! I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you about this exciting program from American Senior Benefits that gives you free shit!”

    5JC – “You know what Amy, you sound really hot and bothered. The old lady and I were wondering if you could come over and ‘explain’ in detail about this ‘program’, go tag team, and maybe you could take a look at my stuff and tell me what is going on down there, I think it might be Donkey Pox.”

    Amybot – “I would love to help you with that! If you could answer a few short questions. First, how old are you?”

    5JC – “I am 105 years old”

    -clik

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