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Democrat congressional candidate gets drunk at middle schooler’s sleepover and bullies kids

by Mason••45
Abby Broyles

I was originally going to include this in my Saturday morning Stupid people of the week column, but it’s just too good to wait.

Abby Broyles, a lawyer who formerly worked for Oklahoma News 4 and is a current Democratic candidate for US Congress in Oklahoma, has been accused of going to a friend’s house on Valentine’s Day. While the friend’s middle school-age daughter was having a sleepover with several friends, Broyles (allegedly) illegally took someone else’s proscribed sleeping medication and consumed a lot of alcohol. She got blackout drunk (allegedly) and (allegedly) called the kids all sorts of names.

According to people there, Broyles called the 12 and 13 year old girls several forms of “fucker” including  ‘acne f***er’, ‘Hispanic f***er’ and ‘judgy f***er’. The latter she directed to a girl who would not sleep with a blanket that Broyles had just used to clean up some win she spilled. Broyles also barfed all over the place, including into one girl’s shoes.

Naturally when the accusations first came to light, Broyles vehemently denied even being at the party (and is supposedly on tape saying such to a reporter, but that’s not available). Now she admits she was there, but because of her ill advised combination of prescription sleeping pills and alcohol she “hallucinated. I don’t remember anything until I woke up or came to, and I was throwing up in a hamper.”

As of press time, she’s continuing her campaign. Will the Democrats of Oklahoma hold a pretty, rich, white woman accountable for her racist bullying of little girls?

Daily Mail has the story. Here’s her former Channel 4 co-workers reporting and interviewing her on the issue. Fair warning. She fake cries.

If you click the link at the top of this article, under the “Meet Abby” section, she lists one of her traits as “HOLDING POLITICIANS ACCOUNTABLE [sic].” Yeah, let’s see…

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45 thoughts on “Democrat congressional candidate gets drunk at middle schooler’s sleepover and bullies kids”

  1. That hit a while ago. She is the Beto of Oklahoma. Stupid, liberal, substance abuse problem… always running a hopeless race. Maybe she will go away now?

    1. Now that I’ve watched the video, I have to say that I agree with you, she sure looks and acts like a self-centered Trust-Funded perpetual spoiled brat. My bet is that she’s only sorry she got caught!

    2. In a hardcore Red State with 10% Democrats and no counties that didn’t go for Trump on 2016 and 2020, she is what one might call “entertaining”… quite like Beto.

    3. ” She is the Beto of Oklahoma.”

      I’m curious, did she marry into or inherit an assload of money? Beatoff O’Rourke married an Heiress from a filthy rich family.

      1. Nah, she was a talking head reporter for NBC where she did hit pieces on Republicans running for office while pretending to be neutral. She married the local ADA, who I guess he got tired of her quick as he was supposedly playing “Catholic School Girl” with some totally not a hooker hottie. So now she is just another divorced, hateful, racist, liberal getting some bus tracks on her back in their hurry to get her gone.

  2. FOIST!!! That and since she’s a D-rat I’m sure that the DNC-operated media will do all they can to squelch this, I so look forward to a Red Tsunami in November!

    1. If IDC SARC was to hit that, wouldn’t be any fake crying. He’d have her squalling like a smashed cat.

      Skrunt!

    1. LOL! While this is true she most definitely picked the wrong time and place for it. I am glad it was her though, smarmy, condescending POS that she is.

    2. Isn’t that known as The Kennedy Cocktail? Remember when one of the trust fund Kennedy’s who was handed a Congressional seat from Rhode Island crashed his car into a vehicle barrier at the Capitol around midnight because he had to cast his vote?

      1. Why yes! As a matter of fact, I do remember that.

        Some years later I ended up with some Ambien/Zolpidem and discovered that there is actually a possibility of truth about some of those stories.

      1. She’s a turbo Karen
        Tell me there’s no carin
        She’s a turbo drunkard
        On her way to junkyard

  7. Read about this toilet bug earlier this morning. Just another life support system for a vagina.

    Her parents must be very proud.

      1. Yes. Call 1-800-555-PUKE and ask for “Candi Kane”.

        At least, that’s what I read in the men’s room.

  8. So Broyles, who was a reporter and is a lawyer, thought it was a good idea to mix a prescription drug issued to someone else (which is against the law) and alcohol.

    Hmmmmmm…..

    Broyles somehow forgot that she even went to the party before ingesting the drug and alcohol.

    Hmmmmmm……

    She denied being there until a tape came to light.

    Hmmmmmm…..

    Prior to that, she claimed that the accusations were a “political attack.”

    Hmmmmmm…..

    If she was hallucinating, where was the friend that allegedly gave her the drug? One would think the friend would intervene.

    Hmmmmmm….

    This is a case of “I got caught, but it must be someone else’s fault.”

    With some people, it is always deflection and projection.

  9. Dear Abby, could you please inform your readers why it is that liberal Democrats are so determined to puke all over everything Americans hold dear? 😜 

  10. The late Wilbur Mills and Ted Kennedy could not be reached for comment.

    But their official portraits do appear to be smiling.

  12. The top pic is nice… the vid shows that she’s a little on the chonky side.

    If IDC SARC isn’t available, I’d take one for the team in his place.

    1. Fat, drunk, and stupid…

      Hack blames his typo on a box of wine and prescription sleeping pills that the host gave him.

  14. She’s for all things left, and Catie Couric is someone who inspired her. I wonder, was it Catie’s on-air colonoscopy that inspired her, or her lies?

  15. Now there’s an account that I could not service… ain’t never been that drunk nor lonely… I don’t even think that IDC SARC would hit it.

    But, ya’know, this IS real life, shit happens, and Al-Gore has not been lucky in a long, very long time.

  16. “I know a girl, a girl named Party
    Party Girl
    I know she wants more than a party,
    Party Girl
    But she won’t tell me her name
    Oh no
    Not me…..”

    [U2 “Under a Blood Red Sky”, 1983]

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