Our friends over at militaryphony.com send us “Yet Another Phony Seal” … so it’s YAPS time again boys and girls.
It seems Jose has been prancing around in such a way that some folks thought he was a Navy SEAL, or that maybe he had pulled out of something before he ever really inserted anything. Follow along below and maybe you will get the thrust of things.
BACKGROUND
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) comes to us from Chesapeake, Virginia. He is originally from Bayamon, Puerto Rico and appears to still have a residence there in addition to Virginia. Montanez is 50 years old at the time of this writing – Dec 2021.
Notice in the above post that someone, presumably a friend, is under the impression that “Monty” is a Frogman. Montanez does not correct him.
On a Facebook account that bears his name, there are several posts that show him wearing a SEAL Trident. One person commented that the Trident looked Photoshopped on his Navy uniform, the medals were not the proper size and he did not have Jump Wings (i.e. a Parachute Badge).
In the following photo, there is a Navy SEAL Trident on the ball cap.
On a Facebook post in another group, Montanez chimes in about the accuracy of a television series depiction of Navy SEALS. He is asked by a real SEAL which BUD/S class he was in to which Montanez promptly replied “Class 176.” Montanez also added the acronym S.p.e.i. [sic] but is it actually S.P.I.E. and stands for “Special Patrol Insertion/Extraction.”
Let this be a lesson to all… NEVER PULL OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE FULLY INSERTED.
On Montanez’s Facebook page under the ‘About’ section, there is a claim of being a Chief Petty Officer and serving in the Navy from 1988-1997 with U.S. Navy UDT/SEAL Team.
On Montanez’s Facebook page there are frequent postings of Navy SEAL images. Although not representative of direct claims, some could read this as an implication.
There was another posting where Montanez commented about a photo taken on a 110 camera in 1990, allegedly in Panama.
One way to read this is that there is an implication that it is a Navy SEAL in the photo, possibly even him, and it was from the U.S. efforts to remove Manuel Noriega. The overall operation was Operation Just Cause but there was an effort by the U.S. Navy SEALs named Operation Nifty Package which was an operation launched by Navy SEALs to prevent Noriega’s escape. They were able to sink Noriega’s boat as well as destroy his jet. Unfortunately, four U.S. Navy SEALs were killed and nine wounded.
So, one can imagine how emotions run deep with someone claiming to have been there. Montanez has been called out many times on several Facebook discussions, but images and implications persist on Social Media as to SEAL claims.
. . . . .
ACTIONS CONDUCTED BY MILITARY PHONIES
After contacting the UDT/SEAL archives and checking the UDT/SEAL database we found that there is NO record of “Jose Carlos Montanez” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.
Jose Martinez’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
Due to his age and claim of service dates, we filed with the Department of the Navy which maintains records from the mid 1990s-present.
It should be noted here that Jose Montanez has several variations associated with his name and he was identified as serving under “JOSE C. MONTANEZ-NAZARIO.”
ALIASES ASSOCIATED WITH JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ:
JOSE CARLOS NAZARIO, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZNAZARIO, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ NAZARIO, JOSE L MONTANEZ EZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ EZ, JOSE C MONTAEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTA EZ, JOSE L MONTANEZ, JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ
. . . . .
FOIA RESULTS
DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY (DoN)
FOIA Results – DoN – Jose Montanez-Nazario – DD-214
FOIA Results – DoN – Jose Montanez-Nazario – Assignments
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)
DoD Manpower Data Center – Jose Carlos Montanez-Nazario
. . . . .
DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
BUD/S – SEAL
There is no record of Jose Montanez-Nazario graduating BUD/S-SEAL training and no record of him serving with a SEAL Team.
We did notice that in one of the discussion threads (Navy SEALS: Only Easy Day Was Yesterday) Montanez was called out on the SEAL claim, that he said that he went to BUD/S but didn’t finish. This still doesn’t sync up with the claims of being on a UDT/SEAL team as was claimed on his Facebook page.
RANK
According to his official military records, Montanez was discharged as an E-1 vs Chief Petty Officer (E-7) as claimed on his Facebook profile.
TIME IN SERVICE
According to multiple official military sources, Montanez served from 1989-1990 vs. the 1988-1997 as claimed. He served just over five (5) months.
There are several claims of being a disabled veteran. It is plausible that he got out due to an injury, but this would not have been a result of combat or there would have been a Purple Heart in his records. He did not claim to have been awarded a Purple Heart.
PANAMA
There is nothing in Montanez’s official military records that would support him being in Panama, but the claim is somewhat murky.
If Montanez has used false claims to gain anything of value – he may be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act at worst or represent unethical behavior at best.
. . . . .
So there we have it boys and girls. My guess is that most people who come across this particular Jose Montanez realize that he is a Goofy Bastard in short order. The USS Harlan County was a Gator Navy ship that hauled Jarheads to places this idiot could probably not pronounce. The Sailors of the Great Gator Navy, past and present, are an exceptional group of people. Being on an LST in rough seas is something you shall never forget… I won’t. I have no idea why the Navy decided to flush this turd in such a short period of time.
Most Jarheads are told not to play with the Seamen… but as the old saying goes “It’s not gay if you are underway, it’s only queer if you are at the pier”. I think he served during the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” era so we may never know.
In any event, Jose Montanez needs to knock off all of this Navy SEAL nonsense of his. Insofar as I can tell, the only parts of his stories that involved insertion or extraction were pulled right out of his ass.
Jose Montanez-Nazario was never a Navy SEAL, never went to BUDS to try and become a Navy SEAL, he never inserted into or extracted anything from a Navy SEAL. He NEVER earned a Navy Trident.
If he was playing with Seamen in dark places… he should keep it to himself.
2x BONUS — As seen in the Fu of Google results….
Anyone can REVIEW his company, on Google Reviews,
and on his company’s page on the Book of the Fake.
🙂 https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/
AND for the time being, you can post on his page. (But he’s blocked comments)
I just posted he’s a Fake a Liar and a FRAUD, but POOF, my post disappeared.
Shocker.
ChipNASA,
Yep, POOF. Just like his personal page,
he now doctored his company page, too.
[Molagik Welding Experts, LLC limited who can comment on this post.]
This is where the next step is company page REVIEWS.
He can NOT remove reviews, and
he can not remove comments on reviews, on the Book of the Fake.
What a steaming walking pile of Monkress and Giduck!
D’oh!
Jose Carlos Montanez was pretty busy in 2008…In reality, he was a Navy “STEAL”…😎😉
“Ten Indicted On Charges Of Theft From Norfolk Naval Shipyard”:
“A federal grand jury indicted 10 men on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property late Wednesday, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”
“According to the indictments, the 10 men were working as temporary employees of a contractor at Norfolk Naval Shipyard, the news release said. Investigators determined that a variety of metal pipes from a number of ships that the contractor was working to refurbish were missing.”
“The indictments say that the metal was cut into small enough pieces to fit into backpacks and be smuggled from the shipyard. Once a sizable amount of metal was stolen, it was transported to local scrap yards for sale, the news release said.”
“Investigators estimate the total loss at more than $100,000.
“…Jose C. Montanez, 37 of Chesapeake…were indicted on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property.”
ninja,
Holy Crap. (cue Raymond’s old man Frank Barone).
More… On the pictured Book of the Fake post from October 9, 2017
[Any vets here: What is the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs you’ve seen/read?]
… the (redacted) group member that made that post… is on it this morning.
That was quick!!!
Montanez is aware.. and has just replied..
on the Book of the Fake,
at this 2017 post and comments.
Click just above to see.
(paste)
Jose Montanez
That’s a made up profile someone trying to harm me
that’s not me I’m a honest man wtf who’s doing this
(end paste)
I wonder what that tone deaf sphincter hound would say if he was smart enough to discover this page?
MarineDad1: re: your inquiry into the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs, I did complete a novel on the MOST fictional SEAL team ever, if you’re interested.
Of course, none of it is real and is meant only to piss of real phony SEALs, and it has women SEALs in it, but that’s just me and my overheated imagination. I have considered that it might annoy people enough to throw it at the wall, but that’s just me.
It’s on Amazon, if you’re interested. 🙂
Cool? Whazit?
I said we have the best ninjas. Because we do.
ninja,
So a shitbird temp employee scrap thief
can come back to Norfolk 10 years later
with a new “disabled veteran owned” company,
and get subcontracts?
I made the company connection last night (from the MP article),
but not his history as a government scrap thief.
Is Norfolk that hard up for welders?
Ugh.
MarineDad61: Check out Jose’s FACEBOOK post dated December 2017.
He makes reference to Tony Washington of Chesapeake, VA, who was also indicted with Jose as well as 8 other Dudes in 2008.
The other 8 names posted in the Virginia Pilot can be found in the article link I posted. Possible he acknowledge them as well.
The Shipyard was LAYING OFF folks this past year, so don’t know if there is a shortage of Welders.
Do know that Folks who work at the Shipyard PROTESTED Biden’s Mandatory Vaccine implementation (GOOD FOR THEM).
As soon as Ole Ralphie Boy, AKA the outgoing KKK Guv leaves next month, Virginia will most likely go back to “normal”…Trust me…There are ALOT of Folks that live in Virginia, that are sick and tired of the DemoRats who are destroying our Nation.
ninja,
Link? (Hard to find).
Meanwhile, (see above)
Jose Montanez just replied, to the 2017 post linked in the article,
claiming it’s not him, it’s a made up profile,
and doing so (punchline) using the SAME profile.
MarineDad61:
Thank You for sharing.
Of course Jose denies it. Just a lie on top of a lie.
Sadly, Narcisstic Folks cannot see how they come across to other Folks, because their focus on life is on themselves (LOOK AT ME!) versus caring or focusing on others.
A very challenging Mental Disorder.
So Sad.
Just as Ole Joe Biden as well as Military Phonies, most likely Jose will go to his grave with his lies.
ninja,
It’s gettin’ good on the Navy SEAL’s public group
on the Book of the Fake.
Jose just deleted his incriminating
“Seal team 6 series” comment.
A VG fan restored it, with the VG redacted jpg graphic.
ninja,
Found it.
He is FB friends today with (only) 1 other on the list.
He probably claims the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge along with his fake Navy SEAL Trident.
Maybe he forged (pun intended) his SEAL Trident from that stolen metal from the shipyard. That would be a fitting tribute to his character.
That was back during a time that Montanez was really into fitness.
* Fitness whole pizza into his mouth
and…
* Fitness pipe into his backpack
He was working as a TEMP, thus was he hired on via some streetside “Rent-a-Bum” outfit?
First I doubt anyone in 1990 were wearing those punisher skull balaclavas, and I already know that’s a cropped image of those toys that alot of nearsighted phonies post as if it were their platoon.
That Photoshop job of trident is worse than when a certain now departed someone shooped his head onto another sailors retirement photo. How any of these images fool people is beyond me. At least he doesn’t have a giant trident tattooed on his back. Right? Guys?
Bernath probably visited this turd in his dreams……
Oh, Valor Guardians….I truly have missed these. Every day I wake up and feel a bit saddened or dejected by the course my life has taken, I read a story like this and it makes me realize I could be worse, so much much worse.
one look at that creepy taint monster makes me feel good about myself as well!
Bathroom selfies. Fucking bathroom selfies.
Shack.
It’s always bathroom selfies with these poser assclowns. Always. WTF.
Bathroom selfies must be a mandatory item on the Official TAH Poser 101 Mission Planning Checklist.
That booger-eating blotch of nut fungus is no exception to the bathroom selfie fixation.
I can say in all honesty that I have never once even momentarily considered taking a picture of myself in a bathroom mirror.
Mason,
In the (g)olden days of AOL (America Online),
I refused to meet any AOL female
if her only photos were in bathrooms, motels,
partying drunk, or had the gold imprint “Glamour Shots.”
He has to do something with his time while he is awaiting the next customer to occupy the Glory Hole.
I wonder if it was taken on / in the second floor bathroom of All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, FL.
The pic of this “booger-eating blotch of nut fungus” with his scarf around his neck must be a gang identifier. Bet he’s the leader of the Latin Queens.
I wonder if they meet at Bernie’s Bath House(entrance in the rear)?
“A Virginia-based Navy SEAL died Tuesday following injuries he sustained Saturday during training, according to Naval Special Warfare Command.”
“The SEAL was assigned to SEAL Team 8 out of Naval Amphibious Base Little Creek in Virginia Beach, but officials have not released his name, pending next-of-kin notification.”
“The training injury occurred in Virginia Beach, and he was taken to Norfolk Sentara General Hospital, where he died, according to the command.”
“Naval Special Warfare is committed to supporting the service member’s family and our Sailors who lost a teammate during this difficult time,” the command said in a statement.”
RIP, trooper.
Even training can be dangerous.
The Navy SEAL who died Tuesday after being injured in a fast-rope training event last week has been identified as the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois.
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
UPDATE: Dead SEAL was SEAL Team 8 commanding officer:
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
What a fucking clown.
I can only imagine he took the Special Insertion / Extraction at All-Points Logistics. God knows he looks like one of their teir-3 employees.
Curious as to if Phil Monkress has been brought up to speed on this? I think he might wish to know that one of his guys has been busted.
Lori Benton in three…two…one…
Too bad we can’t hook this prick up to a SPIE or STABO rig and fly him around dangling from underneath a helo. I’ve only done it twice; it is much scarier than parachuting. At least with the latter you get a couple weeks of relatively safe training before you have to do it for real.
Always wanted to try that, never got the opportunity and I’d probably piss my pants anyway. I froze up bungee jumping. MRS D says “you can run around all day on a tower at 200ft, but couldn’t step off the platform at the fair”. I said yes ma’am, it’s two completely different things.
On my first ride, the training NCO’s got the huey pilot to dunk me in the bay after I was suspended on “the strings.” I’d like to froze at 80-90 kts in soaking wet fatigues. They all thought it was hilarious to do this to the new C.O.
I have no idea why the Navy decided to flush this turd in such a short period of time. – D. Hardin
Dear Dave —
He got flushed because he screwed his own pooch, likely more than once, too. 5 month and 12 days of AD do not a sailor make. Total eff up.
That is all. Merry Christmas.
Ex-PH2
I am deeply embedded during the War on Christmas.
Keep the gravy warm and stop feeding stray cats.
I love you, too!
Welp, he did beat the Gunga Dan line, so he has that going for him. Someday we will have an entire Navy’s worth of fake SEALs. The nation already appears to have more fake SEALs than have ever graduated from BUD/S.
I think we should put them to work rescuing those Americans we left behind in the ‘Stan, don’t you?
Perfect work for such diligent twatwaffles, right?
The Taliban would be roasting parts of this porky POSer within 24 hours. The are experiencing famine now, and cannibalism is the final solution for starvation.
Jose Carlo Montanez:
Another Typical Phony who lies or embellishes their Military Service…Based on their insecurities and Narcisstic behavior, they are trying to cover up a past failure in their lives with their fairy tales…
Hmmm..Kinda reminds me of Ole Joey Biden…The Master of Fairy Tales…
These Folks will never admit their lies or embellishments because of their “LOOK AT ME!” Narcisstic Behavior. Ironically (and Jose Carlos did mention this in his Facebook), they acknowledge God and Jesus as being the focal point in their lives.
So Sad.
Ole Joe? Let’s go Brandon!
Mustang Major:
😆😅🤣😂😅🤣😂👏👏👏👍👍
Look like Jose Carlos Montanez has invested time in the “Blue Steel” look. Ass clown.
YAPS time is sort of like Milk & Cookies time for TAH.
Sour milk and stale cookies, that is.
Stale cookies that are 5 months and 12 days out of date.
WOW, It’s been awhile since we had one of those. Fireman Recruit and a discrace to the Gator Navy. Dave is right about being at sea in rough weather. When we were going over to Seville Spain to participate in Op Steel Spike 1, we had all the Amphib ships in our Comphibron group sailing including an LST and when we hit heavy seas, those flat bottom T’s were going from side to side and up and down and watching them made me glad that I was on the OKIE 3.
Fireman recruit, eh?
When I think Stone Cold Pole Climber and Smoker I think that guy.
Although I can think of a few exceptions, generally one must INSERT before one EXTRACTS.
Yes, and you want all you extractions to equal your insertions.
One exception, and please correct me if I’m wrong… is a butt plug.
FR1 Jose Carlos Montanez-Nazario (FRPR) 66×8=528
165 days total service, was back on the street rattling a canteen cup just 20 days after reporting to his first duty assignment.
The Brotherhood can rest easy, no NDSM.
I like how he whines about being a “disabled veteran,” yet his DD-214 shows he served less than the 180 days of active duty required for VA benefits. I bet the reason for his brief five months of service has nothing to do with being injured in the line of duty.
rgr769:
Was wondering the same thing.
Perhaps he falls into the pattern of classifying one’s self as a “Disabled Veteran” long after they left the Service, i.e. disabilty not being Service-Connected, but rather a Self-Inflicted wound (Unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, poor hygiene, poor diet,etc etc)..anything to bring attention to themselves (Feel Sorry For Me!!).
Have seen too many Phonies/Embellishers lie to illegally obtain VA Disability and Socia Security Disability benefits.
rgr769 & ninja,
There are 2 groups for the USS Harlan County LST-1196
on the Book of the Fake.
Someone in these groups would certainly know or remember
fireman trainee Hose A.,
and possibly remember why he skedaddled.
ninja, just a heads up: FR is pay grade E-1, which is as far as this wanker went. Bottom of the barrel, if you will.
To clarify this, up until the BRAC era, when some Navy bases were being closed, a recruit had to qualify for a school before graduation in order to graduate as E-2 or E-3. Had to do with test scores in boot camp. Nowaways, as I understand it, you have to take those tests prior to enlisting.
But this guy couldn’t even make it past E-1, did not qualify for anything except OJT as a Fireman Recruit (FR), and washed out after less than 6 months AD. I have never run into anyone who was that substantially stupid. He seems, by his own history, to have been a complete incompetent even with OJT. And now? He would likely not even be offered a space.
Heh heh heh *giggle* *snort* *tee hee* HEY HEY NO WAY JOSE. Not only a Valor Thief, but a thief of other things too? Yep, from those meat gazing walrus seal bathroom selfies, I’d say you’ve had a lot of pipe welded and laid. Mostly at Brucie’s Bath House (enter thru the rear), and not as an Apprentice Towel Fluffer, but as an active receiver of the inserting team. Please extract your head from your ass to make the insertion easier on the inserters.
ESAD Mofo. Claiming to be a wounded warrior (sic) puts you standing on the bodies and in the blood of true Wounded/KIA Warriors and is more than enough reason to call for a FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION Deployment of the TAH ASSteroid of Insults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
PHUQUE HEEM!!!!
I second said deployment on that communist rectum goblin of a stupid rectum canoe.
*PTUI*
Aye.
SECONDED and also REQUESTED BELOW.
BRING IT!!
Physio today and based on present pain-factor – gonna be a rough one. Pain-med’s in and heading out shortly. Catch up soon. Oh and K, that requested Pearl Harbor vid did finally get posted – get it while it’s hot, Bro!!
Hang Tuff, Hatchet…dealing with physio Ms Thangs is not for sissies. Double up on your Dr. Gun Bunny Meds and give Ms Thang a squeeze on her butt. If she slaps you that will move your pains to another area. If she don’t…well, just hope that Mrs. Hatchet ain’t looking. Still working on the video download, may get the help I need from a professional.
ChipNASA, you have a call waiting on the white courtesy phone. Lanyards pulled tight and tied to the Black Walnut Tree. You are cleared HOT!
Gentlemen, (and Ladies)
Thank you for your service here to Roberts Rules…You have taken care of bid-ness as usual….
The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!! (No Wai) Jose Carlos (The Jack-Hole) Montanez( Mountainous Jizzbag), HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , NOT a SEAL, 5 month NAVY wonder boi, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, It takes a special talent to swallow a beach ball without popping it. he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit, that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, Up yours with knobs on, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit, overused prison fuckboy,
Because it’s a hazard to all mankind and it’s my opinion, the sloot you wiggled out of, the gaping cloaca from which your mother excreted you, should be added to the EPA’s Superfund site, and because it’s highly unlikely it will ever be again, habitable for humanity, should probably be sealed up for all eternity, much like the Agbogbloshie Dumpsite in Accra, Ghana, with Chernobyl coming in a close second, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, this fartlump is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut, Grade A chode yodeler,
tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, pre-pubescent, hairless ballsack here has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, when you hear that he claims to be suffering from TBI or PTSD, it’s not the traditional definition but He suffers from TBI (Tiny Ball Insecurity) as well as PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder.) He has a face that screams “Amber Alert”, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, has all the charm and charisma of a burning Orphanage, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a fucking SEAL, never, ever, even remotely, NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S, never attended Airborne Jump School, NOT disabled as records show, WAS NEVER a USN CPO, HE was discharged (he *IS* a discharge!!!) as an E-1, is/was a THEIF, Fraud, LIAR, and a FAKE/PHONY, no doubt about it,
Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
Here endeth the lesson. Disclaimer:
I don’t think that xxxxxx is going to garner any additional public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts, and therefore, we are probably not in danger of having to edit the HoI.
(Remembering and referencing “Sarge” for the Alphabet Assault and requesting the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame)
Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
Good Lord that’s funny. Can’t even steal a real picture? It’s a picture of a doll. 😀
It’s not a doll! It’s an ACTION FIGURE!
There were GI Joes in Panama for Operation Just Package?
I learned me sumting
Looks like he’s eating the SEAL, one bite at a time.
Lose a little weight, ya pudgy bastard!
Another MEAL Tean Six SHITBIRD!!!
His claims as to being a fabricator are accurate.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Commo check, how copy,
((((OVER))))
D’s Cantina copies 5x:
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
SAY AGAIN crotch TO dicknose OVER
crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose
((((OVER))))
ROGER OUT
Hack Stone is just hoping that he has some flunky who drives a rusted out Jaguar who will come here to defend him. It’s 222 miles from Chesapeake to Reston. Will All Points Logistics be giving him a relocation fee?
I imagine so.
That purple and orange scarf that he’s sporting in the Facebook photo of him posted above sure is snazzy. Wonder if it’s silk.
It’d look mighty fine when worn as a doo-rag and combined with a pair of dumbass-looking, white-framed, wrap-around mirror-lens sunglasses and a leather vest adorned in poser bling.
Speaking of which, is there a motorcycle and/or a service dog anywhere in this steaming hot mess?
Apparently that nut fungus captain of a douche pirate doesn’t involve a dog in his con games!
No respectable dog would have him.
It might be a nice accessory to a purple jumpsuit.
What ever happened to sLuRPer41? Did his liver take him to the wrong side of the grass liked our beloved Bernasty?
I think he’s still among the living, but IMHO it’s better that he gets ignored.
With respect SFC D,
((((*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*)))) ((((*ADJUST*FIRE*TO*TARGET*JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ*))))) ((((*FIRE*FOR*EFFECT*TAH*HEMISPHERE OF INSULTS®™*))))
BRING IT!!!
Got it.
It’s The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ these days.
On the way
Hey ChipNASA, check out my Barrel of Google® Hits™ I left, there might be a few you could add to your collection!
I did see that and I have to review for possible NEW and IMPROVED (edited?) Insults!!!
Will do this afternoon.
OK, about half already exist in some fashion BUT, these were new enough and not overlapping, that they’ve now been added to the AoI ” ugly Nut Captain, supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has, looks like an insecure prick socket, must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen…”
We, as always, appreciate you and thank you for your contribution.
What a goofball.
“ht at U.S. Navy”
“December 1, 1988 – Present”
This one fits the “sailor terminology” for HT’s: “turd chaser”…
Amazing. I didn’t think anyone could eclipse Charles Henry Dawes as the TAH douche rocket poster child, but this pus pocket certainly has.
Sadly, a real SEAL has now succumbed to injuries suffered during a training mishap on Saturday:
‘SEAL Team 8 commanding officer dies in training accident’
‘NORFOLK, Va. — The U.S. Navy says that a SEAL commander has died from injuries he got during a training accident in Virginia.
Naval Special Warfare Command said Wednesday that Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois was injured Saturday. The 43-year-old fell while fast-roping down from a helicopter.
The cause of his fall is under investigation. A Navy official says it wasn’t clear if the rope separated from the aircraft. Bourgeois was the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, based out of JEB Little Creek.’
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
So Sad about a REAL SEAL in Jose Carlos Montenez’s AO.
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
Hope Jose is of aware this.
Most likely, he does not care since those with an Insecure/Narcisttic (LOOK AT ME!) Personality Disorder which is the behavior of Embellishers and Liars only focus and care about themselves.
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at the above news article/link.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Please Pray For His Wife and Five Children.
He looks more like a damn turtle than he does a Navy SEAL. The whole rack and SEAL Trident is photoshopped very badly I say. Eff this guy.
Duck. Dodge. Hyde.
Jose Montanez has changed the cover photo on his Book of the Fake.
He is posting new posts,
removing previous posts with new comment clicks,
deleting new comments,
and changing his settings, limiting comments on his new posts.
YAPS, Dave? My acronym OCD just imploded. As for “No Way” Jose here, it’s like he’s not even trying. No service dog, Harley, do-rag, or the all important vest?
It’s just sad.
JAGB, there I fixed it for you… Just Another Goofy Bastard.
I take back everything I ever said about you.
Well, almost everything.
AW1Ed,
No Way Jose went with the full on custom pickup truck,
complete with Navy imagery, a
“Veteran Owned” salute insignia decal on the rear quarter,
and for his company name logo and truck, an M TRIDENT.
Company truck for Navy subcontracting,
but obviously taken home daily, for family, fun, and frolic,
all on the (business expense) taxpayer dime.
All – if you want to make it real, “reply” to every comment/post on the page with a linky or two to MP and or TAH. He won’t be able to take them down without also taking down his “positive” reviews, if I understand how that works correctly.
Do the same on Yelp, Google, and everywhere else you can.
Only Army Mom,
Not quite.
FaceBook does NOT allow removal of reviews,
nor the comments (or clicks) on reviews, on business pages.
(Otherwise, reviews would be worthless, pos only.)
Jose has been getting plenty of linked MP/VG comments
on both his personal and business pages,
and he has been deleting them,
restricting the ability to comment on new posts,
and even deleting some of his past posts
that have clicks on friends’ comments.
Ooh, I bet The Hair®™ has that joker in his crosshairs by now!
A Proud Infidel@,
He’s had 4 years.
Considering that Jose was only a few miles away at the time
(both lived in Chesapeake in 2017),
Sr. Chief could have easily generated phone calls,
or created a live pop-in confrontation video.
You know, showing up at the Naval worksite, with camera and mic,
with some of Jose’s employees witnessing it all.
But no.
I wonder how many times the duck team took in $20 a verification,
for the same name of Jose,
and never bothered to put the name out to the public?
AW1ED,
I went to Elko, Nevada Cragslist
to check out the availability / listings for leather vests.
Not much in Nevada, but a desertload in Boise, Idaho.
1 is even pre-patched with POW*MIA.
Wonder why someone ditches a POW VEST NEW SIZE 46… for $50? https://boise.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=leather+vest
Fucking quad zero non qual puke. Less than six months active duty. What a shit stain.
Jose Carlos Montanez likes to tell his “friends” that he’s a master of “special patrol extraction and insertion”. Everyone down at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) knows that “special patrol extraction and insertion” is sooper seekrit code for “Fisting Friday Champion”
Fucking ass hamster…
The only easy day for Jose Carlos Montanez was the day before the Internet blew up exposing his false claims of being a US Navy SEAL. If Phil Monkress doesn’t have a position available, maybe Jose Carlos Montanez should call Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency to see if Thomas Turd Bolling needs any help locating his misplaced firearm.
Turd Bolling is the type of fat turd that just will not flush.
I am amazed how Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) have operated legally in Memphis for years. Actually, the more I think about it, I am not.
I wonder whatever happened to Reginald Hinson?
Green Thumb,
The Fu of Google is a challenge,
because of others with the same name.
He’s out there, active on the Book of the Fake.
He posted a temp profile photo for Veterans Day 2021,
and got 159 clickies.
It looks like he does this every year. https://www.facebook.com/rhinson1906
Green Thumb,
More…. It looks like Hinson has/had 4 LinkedIn accounts…
Linking him to 3 different careers in 3 states (GA, FL, TN).
Whatever and wherever he is today,
he is leaving plenty of (old) internet (en)trails. https://www.linkedin.com/in/reginald-hinson-738812123
Rest well, Hack.
Turd Bolling is on the watch….
He looks like he is skilled in insertion and extraction….of gerbils and hamsters
Maybe No way Jose thinks that he can dodge all this by learning the Five D’s?
What in the actual fuck did I just watch… I think I need a drink…
Welp, you wanted sock puppets, Hatchet gave you sock puppets.
Yup; we haven’t been able to make this call over the TAH 1MC for quite some time now:
“NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!
All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sock puppets!”
I wasn’t even sure the 1MC was even operable, it’s been so long.
As stated at MP – HELL! I don’t even believe he’s a Welder!! But one thing’s for sure – he’s definitely a FABRICATOR. Know what time it is, Jose? It’s time for you to drown in your own sweat because it’s high time Don Shipley is made aware of you and you heard the words “JOSE, ARE YOU A NAVY SEAL”? Oh and Jose, THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS.
Off the subject of YAPS briefly: SFC Alwyn Cashe is finally getting his much-deserved Medal of Honor.
Four years ago he posted nonsense on Facebook page…he’s had four years to grow the fuck up and just stop the bullshit.
He chose another path, and that path leads to pages like this where his name will now be linked to a possible arrest for alleged conspiracy as ninja indicated above…along with a host of moments both questionable and unethical.
Jackass.
He pretty much welded that door shut.
Veritas Omnia Vincit & 26Limabeans,
He’d be smarter and wiser to weld shut his Book of the Fake.
Instead, he’s using whiteout and crazy glue.
Can anyone do a recon update check (for changes)
on our 2nd most recent military phony,
Indiana’s Gettysburg Battlefield Boy Scout troop trip tourist,
Phony Purple Heart Combat Wounded Veteran cap wearing,
Phony Bronze Star Thomas Cole? https://www.facebook.com/thomas.cole.9279
Looks like he’s deleted all the comments I posted and locked down the page and pretty much sanitized it.
ChipNASA,
Yes, plus a BONUS, he deleted more of his own posts,
including his November 11 Veterans Day posts.
POOF. POOF.
On his business page under Reviews,
now 3 plop comments, MP, VG, and MP again.
He can duck, he can dodge, but he can not hyde.
To aid those who deploy the FU of Google in the future,
bringing them here to VG, to read all about….
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company. https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/reviews
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts They are hiring! Looks like Joe Ragman might be interested in a job, but he wants to know if he has to be a steely-eyed killer SEAL like good old Jose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
On a Facebook post in another group, Montanez chimes in about the accuracy of a television series depiction of Navy SEALS. He is asked by a real SEAL which BUD/S class he was in to which Montanez promptly replied “Class 176.” Montanez also added the acronym S.p.e.i. [sic] but is it actually S.P.I.E. and stands for “Special Patrol Insertion/Extraction.”
1st.
Fuel for thought.
He is doing this around the Norfolk / Chesapeake / Little Creek area,
as a welding business with Navy subcontracts.
Worse, he put a TRIDENT M on his company logo and trucks.
I already found his listing as a “disabled veteran owned” company.
For the fans and readers, internet sleuths and detail hunters…
Here is the Fu of Google on this Phony Navy SEAL’s company.
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Molagik+Welding%22
2x BONUS — As seen in the Fu of Google results….
Anyone can REVIEW his company, on Google Reviews,
and on his company’s page on the Book of the Fake.
🙂
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/
AND for the time being, you can post on his page. (But he’s blocked comments)
I just posted he’s a Fake a Liar and a FRAUD, but POOF, my post disappeared.
Shocker.
ChipNASA,
Yep, POOF. Just like his personal page,
he now doctored his company page, too.
[Molagik Welding Experts, LLC limited who can comment on this post.]
This is where the next step is company page REVIEWS.
He can NOT remove reviews, and
he can not remove comments on reviews, on the Book of the Fake.
What a steaming walking pile of Monkress and Giduck!
D’oh!
Jose Carlos Montanez was pretty busy in 2008…In reality, he was a Navy “STEAL”…😎😉
“Ten Indicted On Charges Of Theft From Norfolk Naval Shipyard”:
https://pilotonline.com/news/article_b0ea1af4-6e7a-5196-bb27-4555187b06c6.html
“A federal grand jury indicted 10 men on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property late Wednesday, according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office.”
“According to the indictments, the 10 men were working as temporary employees of a contractor at Norfolk Naval Shipyard, the news release said. Investigators determined that a variety of metal pipes from a number of ships that the contractor was working to refurbish were missing.”
“The indictments say that the metal was cut into small enough pieces to fit into backpacks and be smuggled from the shipyard. Once a sizable amount of metal was stolen, it was transported to local scrap yards for sale, the news release said.”
“Investigators estimate the total loss at more than $100,000.
“…Jose C. Montanez, 37 of Chesapeake…were indicted on charges of conspiracy and theft of government property.”
ninja,
Holy Crap. (cue Raymond’s old man Frank Barone).
More… On the pictured Book of the Fake post from October 9, 2017
[Any vets here: What is the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs you’ve seen/read?]
… the (redacted) group member that made that post… is on it this morning.
[Navy SEAL’s : Only Easy Day Was Yesterday
Public group
14.8K members]
https://www.facebook.com/groups/117947430579/posts/10159301065795580/?comment_id=10165626896035580&reply_comment_id=10165627070140580¬if_id=1638969130549254&ref=notif¬if_t=group_comment_mention
That was quick!!!
Montanez is aware.. and has just replied..
on the Book of the Fake,
at this 2017 post and comments.
Click just above to see.
(paste)
Jose Montanez
That’s a made up profile someone trying to harm me
that’s not me I’m a honest man wtf who’s doing this
(end paste)
I wonder what that tone deaf sphincter hound would say if he was smart enough to discover this page?
MarineDad1: re: your inquiry into the most accurate fictional portrayal of SEALs, I did complete a novel on the MOST fictional SEAL team ever, if you’re interested.
Of course, none of it is real and is meant only to piss of real phony SEALs, and it has women SEALs in it, but that’s just me and my overheated imagination. I have considered that it might annoy people enough to throw it at the wall, but that’s just me.
It’s on Amazon, if you’re interested. 🙂
Cool? Whazit?
I said we have the best ninjas. Because we do.
ninja,
So a shitbird temp employee scrap thief
can come back to Norfolk 10 years later
with a new “disabled veteran owned” company,
and get subcontracts?
I made the company connection last night (from the MP article),
but not his history as a government scrap thief.
Is Norfolk that hard up for welders?
Ugh.
MarineDad61: Check out Jose’s FACEBOOK post dated December 2017.
He makes reference to Tony Washington of Chesapeake, VA, who was also indicted with Jose as well as 8 other Dudes in 2008.
The other 8 names posted in the Virginia Pilot can be found in the article link I posted. Possible he acknowledge them as well.
The Shipyard was LAYING OFF folks this past year, so don’t know if there is a shortage of Welders.
Do know that Folks who work at the Shipyard PROTESTED Biden’s Mandatory Vaccine implementation (GOOD FOR THEM).
As soon as Ole Ralphie Boy, AKA the outgoing KKK Guv leaves next month, Virginia will most likely go back to “normal”…Trust me…There are ALOT of Folks that live in Virginia, that are sick and tired of the DemoRats who are destroying our Nation.
ninja,
Link? (Hard to find).
Meanwhile, (see above)
Jose Montanez just replied, to the 2017 post linked in the article,
claiming it’s not him, it’s a made up profile,
and doing so (punchline) using the SAME profile.
MarineDad61:
Thank You for sharing.
Of course Jose denies it. Just a lie on top of a lie.
Sadly, Narcisstic Folks cannot see how they come across to other Folks, because their focus on life is on themselves (LOOK AT ME!) versus caring or focusing on others.
A very challenging Mental Disorder.
So Sad.
Just as Ole Joe Biden as well as Military Phonies, most likely Jose will go to his grave with his lies.
ninja,
It’s gettin’ good on the Navy SEAL’s public group
on the Book of the Fake.
Jose just deleted his incriminating
“Seal team 6 series” comment.
A VG fan restored it, with the VG redacted jpg graphic.
ninja,
Found it.
He is FB friends today with (only) 1 other on the list.
He probably claims the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge along with his fake Navy SEAL Trident.
Maybe he forged (pun intended) his SEAL Trident from that stolen metal from the shipyard. That would be a fitting tribute to his character.
That was back during a time that Montanez was really into fitness.
* Fitness whole pizza into his mouth
and…
* Fitness pipe into his backpack
He was working as a TEMP, thus was he hired on via some streetside “Rent-a-Bum” outfit?
First I doubt anyone in 1990 were wearing those punisher skull balaclavas, and I already know that’s a cropped image of those toys that alot of nearsighted phonies post as if it were their platoon.
That Photoshop job of trident is worse than when a certain now departed someone shooped his head onto another sailors retirement photo. How any of these images fool people is beyond me. At least he doesn’t have a giant trident tattooed on his back. Right? Guys?
Bernath probably visited this turd in his dreams……
Oh, Valor Guardians….I truly have missed these. Every day I wake up and feel a bit saddened or dejected by the course my life has taken, I read a story like this and it makes me realize I could be worse, so much much worse.
one look at that creepy taint monster makes me feel good about myself as well!
Bathroom selfies. Fucking bathroom selfies.
Shack.
It’s always bathroom selfies with these poser assclowns. Always. WTF.
Bathroom selfies must be a mandatory item on the Official TAH Poser 101 Mission Planning Checklist.
That booger-eating blotch of nut fungus is no exception to the bathroom selfie fixation.
I can say in all honesty that I have never once even momentarily considered taking a picture of myself in a bathroom mirror.
Mason,
In the (g)olden days of AOL (America Online),
I refused to meet any AOL female
if her only photos were in bathrooms, motels,
partying drunk, or had the gold imprint “Glamour Shots.”
He has to do something with his time while he is awaiting the next customer to occupy the Glory Hole.
I wonder if it was taken on / in the second floor bathroom of All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, FL.
The pic of this “booger-eating blotch of nut fungus” with his scarf around his neck must be a gang identifier. Bet he’s the leader of the Latin Queens.
I wonder if they meet at Bernie’s Bath House(entrance in the rear)?
Sadly, this happened yesterday in Virginia.
Wonder if Jose Carlos Montanez cares?
“SEAL Dies In Training Accident”
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2021/12/07/seal-dies-in-training-accident/
“A Virginia-based Navy SEAL died Tuesday following injuries he sustained Saturday during training, according to Naval Special Warfare Command.”
“The SEAL was assigned to SEAL Team 8 out of Naval Amphibious Base Little Creek in Virginia Beach, but officials have not released his name, pending next-of-kin notification.”
“The training injury occurred in Virginia Beach, and he was taken to Norfolk Sentara General Hospital, where he died, according to the command.”
“Naval Special Warfare is committed to supporting the service member’s family and our Sailors who lost a teammate during this difficult time,” the command said in a statement.”
RIP, trooper.
Even training can be dangerous.
The Navy SEAL who died Tuesday after being injured in a fast-rope training event last week has been identified as the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/seal-team-8-commander-died-172552386.html
And this ass hat steals the valor of real SEALS like Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois.
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:
https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
UPDATE: Dead SEAL was SEAL Team 8 commanding officer:
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2021/12/08/seal-team-8-commander-died-tuesday-following-training-accident/
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:
https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
What a fucking clown.
I can only imagine he took the Special Insertion / Extraction at All-Points Logistics. God knows he looks like one of their teir-3 employees.
Curious as to if Phil Monkress has been brought up to speed on this? I think he might wish to know that one of his guys has been busted.
Lori Benton in three…two…one…
Too bad we can’t hook this prick up to a SPIE or STABO rig and fly him around dangling from underneath a helo. I’ve only done it twice; it is much scarier than parachuting. At least with the latter you get a couple weeks of relatively safe training before you have to do it for real.
Always wanted to try that, never got the opportunity and I’d probably piss my pants anyway. I froze up bungee jumping. MRS D says “you can run around all day on a tower at 200ft, but couldn’t step off the platform at the fair”. I said yes ma’am, it’s two completely different things.
On my first ride, the training NCO’s got the huey pilot to dunk me in the bay after I was suspended on “the strings.” I’d like to froze at 80-90 kts in soaking wet fatigues. They all thought it was hilarious to do this to the new C.O.
I have no idea why the Navy decided to flush this turd in such a short period of time. – D. Hardin
Dear Dave —
He got flushed because he screwed his own pooch, likely more than once, too. 5 month and 12 days of AD do not a sailor make. Total eff up.
That is all. Merry Christmas.
Ex-PH2
I am deeply embedded during the War on Christmas.
Keep the gravy warm and stop feeding stray cats.
I love you, too!
Welp, he did beat the Gunga Dan line, so he has that going for him. Someday we will have an entire Navy’s worth of fake SEALs. The nation already appears to have more fake SEALs than have ever graduated from BUD/S.
I think we should put them to work rescuing those Americans we left behind in the ‘Stan, don’t you?
Perfect work for such diligent twatwaffles, right?
The Taliban would be roasting parts of this porky POSer within 24 hours. The are experiencing famine now, and cannibalism is the final solution for starvation.
Jose Carlo Montanez:
Another Typical Phony who lies or embellishes their Military Service…Based on their insecurities and Narcisstic behavior, they are trying to cover up a past failure in their lives with their fairy tales…
Hmmm..Kinda reminds me of Ole Joey Biden…The Master of Fairy Tales…
These Folks will never admit their lies or embellishments because of their “LOOK AT ME!” Narcisstic Behavior. Ironically (and Jose Carlos did mention this in his Facebook), they acknowledge God and Jesus as being the focal point in their lives.
So Sad.
Ole Joe? Let’s go Brandon!
Mustang Major:
😆😅🤣😂😅🤣😂👏👏👏👍👍
Look like Jose Carlos Montanez has invested time in the “Blue Steel” look. Ass clown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-q2LogwVRE
Again…Ole Jose is REALLY a Navy STEAL…
😎😉
YAPS time is sort of like Milk & Cookies time for TAH.
Sour milk and stale cookies, that is.
Stale cookies that are 5 months and 12 days out of date.
WOW, It’s been awhile since we had one of those. Fireman Recruit and a discrace to the Gator Navy. Dave is right about being at sea in rough weather. When we were going over to Seville Spain to participate in Op Steel Spike 1, we had all the Amphib ships in our Comphibron group sailing including an LST and when we hit heavy seas, those flat bottom T’s were going from side to side and up and down and watching them made me glad that I was on the OKIE 3.
Fireman recruit, eh?
When I think Stone Cold Pole Climber and Smoker I think that guy.
Although I can think of a few exceptions, generally one must INSERT before one EXTRACTS.
Yes, and you want all you extractions to equal your insertions.
One exception, and please correct me if I’m wrong… is a butt plug.
FR1 Jose Carlos Montanez-Nazario (FRPR) 66×8=528
165 days total service, was back on the street rattling a canteen cup just 20 days after reporting to his first duty assignment.
The Brotherhood can rest easy, no NDSM.
I like how he whines about being a “disabled veteran,” yet his DD-214 shows he served less than the 180 days of active duty required for VA benefits. I bet the reason for his brief five months of service has nothing to do with being injured in the line of duty.
rgr769:
Was wondering the same thing.
Perhaps he falls into the pattern of classifying one’s self as a “Disabled Veteran” long after they left the Service, i.e. disabilty not being Service-Connected, but rather a Self-Inflicted wound (Unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, poor hygiene, poor diet,etc etc)..anything to bring attention to themselves (Feel Sorry For Me!!).
Have seen too many Phonies/Embellishers lie to illegally obtain VA Disability and Socia Security Disability benefits.
rgr769 & ninja,
There are 2 groups for the USS Harlan County LST-1196
on the Book of the Fake.
Someone in these groups would certainly know or remember
fireman trainee Hose A.,
and possibly remember why he skedaddled.
1 of 2.
USS Harlan County LST-1196 Reunion. crew
Public group
256 members
https://www.facebook.com/groups/822376407947375
ninja, just a heads up: FR is pay grade E-1, which is as far as this wanker went. Bottom of the barrel, if you will.
To clarify this, up until the BRAC era, when some Navy bases were being closed, a recruit had to qualify for a school before graduation in order to graduate as E-2 or E-3. Had to do with test scores in boot camp. Nowaways, as I understand it, you have to take those tests prior to enlisting.
But this guy couldn’t even make it past E-1, did not qualify for anything except OJT as a Fireman Recruit (FR), and washed out after less than 6 months AD. I have never run into anyone who was that substantially stupid. He seems, by his own history, to have been a complete incompetent even with OJT. And now? He would likely not even be offered a space.
Heh heh heh *giggle* *snort* *tee hee* HEY HEY NO WAY JOSE. Not only a Valor Thief, but a thief of other things too? Yep, from those meat gazing walrus seal bathroom selfies, I’d say you’ve had a lot of pipe welded and laid. Mostly at Brucie’s Bath House (enter thru the rear), and not as an Apprentice Towel Fluffer, but as an active receiver of the inserting team. Please extract your head from your ass to make the insertion easier on the inserters.
ESAD Mofo. Claiming to be a wounded warrior (sic) puts you standing on the bodies and in the blood of true Wounded/KIA Warriors and is more than enough reason to call for a FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION Deployment of the TAH ASSteroid of Insults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
PHUQUE HEEM!!!!
I second said deployment on that communist rectum goblin of a stupid rectum canoe.
*PTUI*
Aye.
SECONDED and also REQUESTED BELOW.
BRING IT!!
Physio today and based on present pain-factor – gonna be a rough one. Pain-med’s in and heading out shortly. Catch up soon. Oh and K, that requested Pearl Harbor vid did finally get posted – get it while it’s hot, Bro!!
Hang Tuff, Hatchet…dealing with physio Ms Thangs is not for sissies. Double up on your Dr. Gun Bunny Meds and give Ms Thang a squeeze on her butt. If she slaps you that will move your pains to another area. If she don’t…well, just hope that Mrs. Hatchet ain’t looking. Still working on the video download, may get the help I need from a professional.
ChipNASA, you have a call waiting on the white courtesy phone. Lanyards pulled tight and tied to the Black Walnut Tree. You are cleared HOT!
Gentlemen, (and Ladies)
Thank you for your service here to Roberts Rules…You have taken care of bid-ness as usual….
The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
(No Wai) Jose Carlos (The Jack-Hole) Montanez( Mountainous Jizzbag), HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , NOT a SEAL, 5 month NAVY wonder boi, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, It takes a special talent to swallow a beach ball without popping it. he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit, that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, Up yours with knobs on, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit, overused prison fuckboy,
Because it’s a hazard to all mankind and it’s my opinion, the sloot you wiggled out of, the gaping cloaca from which your mother excreted you, should be added to the EPA’s Superfund site, and because it’s highly unlikely it will ever be again, habitable for humanity, should probably be sealed up for all eternity, much like the Agbogbloshie Dumpsite in Accra, Ghana, with Chernobyl coming in a close second, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, this fartlump is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut, Grade A chode yodeler,
tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, pre-pubescent, hairless ballsack here has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, when you hear that he claims to be suffering from TBI or PTSD, it’s not the traditional definition but He suffers from TBI (Tiny Ball Insecurity) as well as PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder.) He has a face that screams “Amber Alert”, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, has all the charm and charisma of a burning Orphanage, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), NOT a fucking SEAL, never, ever, even remotely, NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S, never attended Airborne Jump School, NOT disabled as records show, WAS NEVER a USN CPO, HE was discharged (he *IS* a discharge!!!) as an E-1, is/was a THEIF, Fraud, LIAR, and a FAKE/PHONY, no doubt about it,
Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
Here endeth the lesson.
Disclaimer:
I don’t think that xxxxxx is going to garner any additional public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts, and therefore, we are probably not in danger of having to edit the HoI.
(Remembering and referencing “Sarge” for the Alphabet Assault and requesting the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame)
Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=2HgeYRROlk8
Patton Quote added to the end …
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxXdE7pBTjQ
The Gun Bunny weeps as he shouts a Heart felt AMEN!!!!!!! (or AWOMEN for the pronoun impaired)
All Hail The TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and the Keeper thereof…CHIPNASA!!!
ALL HAIL!!!!!!!!
Great Hail-bomb, Chip.
Love it when you make it rain like that…
Mutherfucker just plain needed it.
Long day por moi.
Cheers and outta here.
HAIL!
Someone discovered that “photo” of him taken with the 110 camera is actually from the following photo… of action figures. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/blown-seal/
http://nerdpride-crazychildren.blogspot.com/2009/10/revisit-special-skull-infidel.html
Good Lord that’s funny. Can’t even steal a real picture? It’s a picture of a doll. 😀
It’s not a doll! It’s an ACTION FIGURE!
There were GI Joes in Panama for Operation Just Package?
I learned me sumting
Looks like he’s eating the SEAL, one bite at a time.
Lose a little weight, ya pudgy bastard!
Another MEAL Tean Six SHITBIRD!!!
His claims as to being a fabricator are accurate.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
Commo check, how copy,
((((OVER))))
D’s Cantina copies 5x:
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
SAY AGAIN crotch TO dicknose OVER
crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose
((((OVER))))
ROGER OUT
Hack Stone is just hoping that he has some flunky who drives a rusted out Jaguar who will come here to defend him. It’s 222 miles from Chesapeake to Reston. Will All Points Logistics be giving him a relocation fee?
I imagine so.
That purple and orange scarf that he’s sporting in the Facebook photo of him posted above sure is snazzy. Wonder if it’s silk.
It’d look mighty fine when worn as a doo-rag and combined with a pair of dumbass-looking, white-framed, wrap-around mirror-lens sunglasses and a leather vest adorned in poser bling.
Speaking of which, is there a motorcycle and/or a service dog anywhere in this steaming hot mess?
Apparently that nut fungus captain of a douche pirate doesn’t involve a dog in his con games!
No respectable dog would have him.
It might be a nice accessory to a purple jumpsuit.
What ever happened to sLuRPer41? Did his liver take him to the wrong side of the grass liked our beloved Bernasty?
I think he’s still among the living, but IMHO it’s better that he gets ignored.
With respect SFC D,
((((*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*FIRE*MISSION*)))) ((((*ADJUST*FIRE*TO*TARGET*JOSE CARLOS MONTANEZ*))))) ((((*FIRE*FOR*EFFECT*TAH*HEMISPHERE OF INSULTS®™*))))
BRING IT!!!
Got it.
It’s The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ these days.
On the way
Hey ChipNASA, check out my Barrel of Google® Hits™ I left, there might be a few you could add to your collection!
I did see that and I have to review for possible NEW and IMPROVED (edited?) Insults!!!
Will do this afternoon.
OK, about half already exist in some fashion BUT, these were new enough and not overlapping, that they’ve now been added to the AoI
” ugly Nut Captain, supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has, looks like an insecure prick socket, must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen…”
We, as always, appreciate you and thank you for your contribution.
What a goofball.
“ht at U.S. Navy”
“December 1, 1988 – Present”
This one fits the “sailor terminology” for HT’s: “turd chaser”…
Amazing. I didn’t think anyone could eclipse Charles Henry Dawes as the TAH douche rocket poster child, but this pus pocket certainly has.
Sadly, a real SEAL has now succumbed to injuries suffered during a training mishap on Saturday:
‘SEAL Team 8 commanding officer dies in training accident’
https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/national/military-news/navy-seal-team-8-death-training-accident/291-2a094b27-e355-466c-9edc-e1499f4e3da8
‘NORFOLK, Va. — The U.S. Navy says that a SEAL commander has died from injuries he got during a training accident in Virginia.
Naval Special Warfare Command said Wednesday that Cmdr. Brian Bourgeois was injured Saturday. The 43-year-old fell while fast-roping down from a helicopter.
The cause of his fall is under investigation. A Navy official says it wasn’t clear if the rope separated from the aircraft. Bourgeois was the commanding officer of SEAL Team 8, based out of JEB Little Creek.’
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at this news aricle/link:
https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) was discharged from the US Navy as an E1.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer a Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently likes taking selfies in the bathroom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) serves LESS THAN six months in the US Navy according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a lazy crotch waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like a wannabe professional rectum jockey.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) apparently was alleged to have stolen piping to be sold as scrap.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty douche blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has NO record at all of ever having attended, let alone graduating from USN BUD/S.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slimy taint knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has no record of even having attended Airborne Jump School.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ugly nut Captain.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a slutty fuck blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) has the look of a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) supports bacteria, it’s the only culture he has.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an aspiring ass goblin.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an idiotic crotch booger.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a dicknose slut blossom.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) WAS NEVER a USN CPO according to records found.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) looks like an insecure prick socket.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) must have been born on a highway because that’s where a lot of accidents happen.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is a smelly shart knob.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) is an ass-eating fart waffle.
Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) can now wallow in his newfound Google® Fame™ as Jose Carlos Montanez (-Nazario) finds out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
So Sad about a REAL SEAL in Jose Carlos Montenez’s AO.
Rest In Peace, Commander Bougeous.
Hope Jose is of aware this.
Most likely, he does not care since those with an Insecure/Narcisttic (LOOK AT ME!) Personality Disorder which is the behavior of Embellishers and Liars only focus and care about themselves.
“Navy Identifies SEAL Team 8 Member Who Died From Injuries After Virginia Beach Fast-Rope Training Exercise”.
https://www.wtkr.com/news/military/navy-identifies-seal-team-8-member-who-died-from-injuries-after-virginia-beach-fast-rope-training-exercise
A very nice picture of Commander Brian Bourgeous in uniform and other pictures of him can be found at the above news article/link.
Commander Bougeous was only 43 as well as a Husband and Father to five (5) children.
Also from the news article/link:
“Bourgeois received his commission from the United States Naval Academy in May 2001 and served the Navy and Naval Special Warfare community for over 20 years.”
“A GoFundMe page was created on Wednesday afternoon which said money raised is to support his wife and five children “during this time and beyond.”
“The GoFundMe page also said, “He lived a life of upstanding character, exceptional leadership, and touched the lives of all those with whom he came in contact. The impact he has made on this world and the legacy he leaves behind are immense and immeasurable. We are thankful for the memories made with him, the laughs we’ve shared, the lessons we have learned, and the better people we are for having known him.”
Please Pray For His Wife and Five Children.
He looks more like a damn turtle than he does a Navy SEAL. The whole rack and SEAL Trident is photoshopped very badly I say. Eff this guy.
Duck. Dodge. Hyde.
Jose Montanez has changed the cover photo on his Book of the Fake.
He is posting new posts,
removing previous posts with new comment clicks,
deleting new comments,
and changing his settings, limiting comments on his new posts.
I saved a few screenshots this morning,
in the event they are needed in the future.
https://www.facebook.com/jose.montanez.56481
YAPS, Dave? My acronym OCD just imploded. As for “No Way” Jose here, it’s like he’s not even trying. No service dog, Harley, do-rag, or the all important vest?
It’s just sad.
JAGB, there I fixed it for you… Just Another Goofy Bastard.
I take back everything I ever said about you.
Well, almost everything.
AW1Ed,
No Way Jose went with the full on custom pickup truck,
complete with Navy imagery, a
“Veteran Owned” salute insignia decal on the rear quarter,
and for his company name logo and truck, an M TRIDENT.
Company truck for Navy subcontracting,
but obviously taken home daily, for family, fun, and frolic,
all on the (business expense) taxpayer dime.
Photo here –> https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/photos/a.965418910287284/1982857705210061
Good Gawd.
AW1Ed,
Agreed. That M TRIDENT won’t go over well (anymore).
Oh oh, 1st hit on the REVIEWS
on the company’s Book of the Fake.
A new comment to the most recent review,
a simple comment, a link to MP.
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/reviews
All – if you want to make it real, “reply” to every comment/post on the page with a linky or two to MP and or TAH. He won’t be able to take them down without also taking down his “positive” reviews, if I understand how that works correctly.
Do the same on Yelp, Google, and everywhere else you can.
Only Army Mom,
Not quite.
FaceBook does NOT allow removal of reviews,
nor the comments (or clicks) on reviews, on business pages.
(Otherwise, reviews would be worthless, pos only.)
Jose has been getting plenty of linked MP/VG comments
on both his personal and business pages,
and he has been deleting them,
restricting the ability to comment on new posts,
and even deleting some of his past posts
that have clicks on friends’ comments.
He’s playing duck, dodge, hyde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lysTuFbleKo
Ooh, I bet The Hair®™ has that joker in his crosshairs by now!
A Proud Infidel@,
He’s had 4 years.
Considering that Jose was only a few miles away at the time
(both lived in Chesapeake in 2017),
Sr. Chief could have easily generated phone calls,
or created a live pop-in confrontation video.
You know, showing up at the Naval worksite, with camera and mic,
with some of Jose’s employees witnessing it all.
But no.
I wonder how many times the duck team took in $20 a verification,
for the same name of Jose,
and never bothered to put the name out to the public?
AW1Ed,
Canada has them, too.
Trying hard, with the all important vest,
a Harley cap, and a long long string of full size medals on his vest.
You know, because he’s a SNIPER.
Ugh.
https://www.facebook.com/stolenvalourcanada/photos/a.183135299142114/1053418168780485/
AW1ED,
I went to Elko, Nevada Cragslist
to check out the availability / listings for leather vests.
Not much in Nevada, but a desertload in Boise, Idaho.
1 is even pre-patched with POW*MIA.
Wonder why someone ditches a POW VEST NEW SIZE 46… for $50?
https://boise.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=leather+vest
Fucking quad zero non qual puke. Less than six months active duty. What a shit stain.
Jose Carlos Montanez likes to tell his “friends” that he’s a master of “special patrol extraction and insertion”. Everyone down at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear) knows that “special patrol extraction and insertion” is sooper seekrit code for “Fisting Friday Champion”
Fucking ass hamster…
The only easy day for Jose Carlos Montanez was the day before the Internet blew up exposing his false claims of being a US Navy SEAL. If Phil Monkress doesn’t have a position available, maybe Jose Carlos Montanez should call Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency to see if Thomas Turd Bolling needs any help locating his misplaced firearm.
Hack Stone,
AWPA still in business? Yep.
3 most recent (in 2021) on Google Reviews are all 1 star (rotten).
https://www.google.com/search?q=Ambassador+Worldwide+Protection+Agency+in+Cordova#lrd=0x887f9c151bb3c017:0x7e4c3a8a961ef7a8,1,,,
Turd Bolling is the type of fat turd that just will not flush.
I am amazed how Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) have operated legally in Memphis for years. Actually, the more I think about it, I am not.
I wonder whatever happened to Reginald Hinson?
Green Thumb,
The Fu of Google is a challenge,
because of others with the same name.
He’s out there, active on the Book of the Fake.
He posted a temp profile photo for Veterans Day 2021,
and got 159 clickies.
It looks like he does this every year.
https://www.facebook.com/rhinson1906
Green Thumb,
More…. It looks like Hinson has/had 4 LinkedIn accounts…
Linking him to 3 different careers in 3 states (GA, FL, TN).
Whatever and wherever he is today,
he is leaving plenty of (old) internet (en)trails.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/reginald-hinson-738812123
Rest well, Hack.
Turd Bolling is on the watch….
He looks like he is skilled in insertion and extraction….of gerbils and hamsters
Maybe No way Jose thinks that he can dodge all this by learning the Five D’s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peUyLXrgYZ0
Nope. Not a chance in hell…
Sock puppets! I want sock puppets! C’mon out ya bastards!
OK. OK!! Here’s some Punk Sock Puppets already!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vio9rVMMfkA
SHEESH…
What in the actual fuck did I just watch… I think I need a drink…
Welp, you wanted sock puppets, Hatchet gave you sock puppets.
Yup; we haven’t been able to make this call over the TAH 1MC for quite some time now:
“NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!
All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sock puppets!”
I wasn’t even sure the 1MC was even operable, it’s been so long.
As stated at MP – HELL! I don’t even believe he’s a Welder!! But one thing’s for sure – he’s definitely a FABRICATOR. Know what time it is, Jose? It’s time for you to drown in your own sweat because it’s high time Don Shipley is made aware of you and you heard the words “JOSE, ARE YOU A NAVY SEAL”? Oh and Jose, THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS.
https://www.businessinsider.com/alwyn-cashe-medal-of-honor-2021-12?amp
Off the subject of YAPS briefly: SFC Alwyn Cashe is finally getting his much-deserved Medal of Honor.
Four years ago he posted nonsense on Facebook page…he’s had four years to grow the fuck up and just stop the bullshit.
He chose another path, and that path leads to pages like this where his name will now be linked to a possible arrest for alleged conspiracy as ninja indicated above…along with a host of moments both questionable and unethical.
Jackass.
He pretty much welded that door shut.
Veritas Omnia Vincit & 26Limabeans,
He’d be smarter and wiser to weld shut his Book of the Fake.
Instead, he’s using whiteout and crazy glue.
More changes, minutes ago. See the pretty changes???
https://www.facebook.com/jose.montanez.56481
Speaking of changes on the Book of the Fake…
Can anyone do a recon update check (for changes)
on our 2nd most recent military phony,
Indiana’s Gettysburg Battlefield Boy Scout troop trip tourist,
Phony Purple Heart Combat Wounded Veteran cap wearing,
Phony Bronze Star Thomas Cole?
https://www.facebook.com/thomas.cole.9279
Looks like he’s deleted all the comments I posted and locked down the page and pretty much sanitized it.
ChipNASA,
Yes, plus a BONUS, he deleted more of his own posts,
including his November 11 Veterans Day posts.
POOF. POOF.
On his business page under Reviews,
now 3 plop comments, MP, VG, and MP again.
He can duck, he can dodge, but he can not hyde.
To aid those who deploy the FU of Google in the future,
bringing them here to VG, to read all about….
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
E-1 Jose Carlos Montanez was in the Navy for only 5½ months.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
Molagik Welding Experts LLC is his company.
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts/reviews
https://www.facebook.com/MolagikWeldingExperts They are hiring! Looks like Joe Ragman might be interested in a job, but he wants to know if he has to be a steely-eyed killer SEAL like good old Jose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha