Chris Matthews has tossed down the Gauntlet, and TSO, with legs a tingling, is happy to oblige.
Well let me ask you Sue, we live in a country where it’s easier to get your hands on a gun than to get somebody to make you a waffle. It’s easy! It is totally easy in this country.
I graciously accept Sir! You set the time and place. I think we should do it from my house, what with my not currently having an operating vehicle. What is more, is I shall walk. Yea though I have 3 herniated discs and degenerative disc disease, I am betting I can have a waffle made within walking distance before your chauferred ass can be driven somewhere that you can get a gun.
I could go to Elsie’s Magic Skillet which is about a 1/2 mile away. But, when I walk in Elsie always gets me the cholesterol clogging dish with the sausage and bacon bits, and I’d rather not confuse her.
IHOP makes a Belgian Waffle. According to their website it is a light and crispy delight, and I have no reason to challenge them on this assertion.
I could, of course, walk further to Bob Evans, but their skillets also kick ass, and I’ve never had their waffles.
Maybe I will walk a bit further though and go to Crackerbarrel and get an Audiobook while there. I listened to your book Chris, once in a guard tower, heard all about how you love America and that is why you joined the Peace Corps. Glad I threw it away.
Anyway, what say you we meet at 9am at my place on Saturday? Your limo will probably fit in the driveway, don’t hit the motorcycle.
I’ll bet on you… unless the limo driver is DC native.
Hmmmmm…Cracker Barrel…”Uh, waitress? I’ll take the Sunrise Sampler with the hashbrown casserole, and I noticed next to the old-fashioned candy in the front you’ve got a really bitchin’ Glock 21. Could you add that to the bill?”
This would explain my recent problems trying to get breakfast at Cabella’s.
TSO – I know the bar studying is getting to you, but this type of challenge will take at least one hour – to get there, order your waffle, have it made, eat it, and, of course gloat about winning the challenge.
You do not have time for Mr. Matthews stupidity – back to offer, acceptance and consideration or a substitute therefor for you!!!
Always go for the Belgian Waffle. IHOP does pancakes, but waffles are their close, dirty European cousins so it’s a no brainer.