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Master Chief Warrant Officer with Medal of Honor

by Steve Balm••127

People have been having fun with someone that claims his name is Charles Henry Dawes, but we suspect this is a false profile.  Point is, someone took the time and energy to get dressed up like this.  Medal of Honor, three Purple Hearts and two Silver Stars – out of order, of course.

Oh his Facebook profile, it says he went to medical school and then afterward worked for the San Mateo Police Department as an officer.

He’s the complete package… topped off by the Thousand Yard Stare.

Since it is most likely a fake Facebook profile, it would be nearly impossible to pinpoint him.

We may never know who this guy is and what his real name is, but we thought you may want to make a mental earmark of him in case you run across his photo again.  Also, you might have fun with it in the meantime.

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The pieces of the puzzle may be coming together.

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/pe/name/tessie-edsinga-obituary?pid=193125254

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127 thoughts on “Master Chief Warrant Officer with Medal of Honor”

      2. Looks like he ate his last birthday cake before they had time to tell him that a stripper was inside it.

    2. He looks like the Round Ranger crossbred with “Blobfish”!

  2. Wow, that Fakebook page is a whole lotta fucked up!!!!. This guy graduated from med school, four years after graduating high school, and was a doctor and a sheriff’s deputy at the same time.

  3. If you gonna fake it go all the way. Where’s his Trident?

    Can’t really be called a phony if you don’t claim to be a SEAL

    1. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

      He can’t claim to BE a SEAL if he ATE the seal. (ARF! ARF!)

      Damn! He’s the definition of 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack!

      1. Hey now, he was told “you are what you eat”. So, if he figured if he ate a seal…

  4. Anyone try Google (or other website) reverse image search?
    Several pics to run through the interwebby wringer.
    Someone might come up with the source page, and possibly a NAME.
    Happy hunting. 🙂

    2. I looked at the linked obit, and CNOCM Rear Admiral George Thomas Usher, MoH, seems also to have been Admiral Raymond Spruance in his younger years.

  8. I’m lost with the profile pic in an Army (?) uniform and the other pics of him in that giant industrial strength uniform of a Navy chief.

    1. No, it is an Air Force field grade officer uniform in that black and white cameo photo.

      1. The multiple-service stuff here gives me whiplash just trying to form a coherent story from this guy to say it’s BS. (Ah, that’s his gimmick– brilliant!”

  9. Despite being the clone of CPO Jim Morris, Sr., this Faked Up Profile does not meet the requirements to get a tick mark in the Navy column of the Valor Vultures Tote Board.

    Nice try, but no banana./smile

    1. Navy demands a recount. That extra-ginormous uniform and misplaced bling wasn’t cheap!

  10. “…topped off with the Thousand Yard Stare.”

    “…topped off with the Meat Gazing Stare!” FIFY

    This tool got tickle monster wrote large…all over.

    “…make a mental earmark…” Not sure if there is enough brain bleach in the world to get that image out of my mind.

  11. Cannot stop laughing at this ass clown. MRCM arm badge and hash marks on a CWO3 choker jacket… This mutt is truly the poster child for the term “Makes Hogan’s Goat Look Like a Precision Tool.”

  12. And, according to his FakeBook page he was also a field grad Air Force officer. What a mensch.

  13. You all need to learn Navy rank insignia…

    He is clearly a Master Chief Petty Warrant Officer.

    2. “He is clearly a Master Chief Petty Warrant Officer.”

      If that was an attempt at sarcasm, Lars, you need to so indicate, as humor is not something we’re accustomed to hearing from you.

      And you didn’t use “shit” a single time.

      Amazing…🤔

      1. “Clearly”? Do enlighten us, Lars…
        More pearls of wisdom from a fraud being a fraud, making fun of a fraud. Fuck off

      2. Ya gotta give credit where it’s due, I think that’s probably the most intelligent comment that Major Moonbat has made so far this year!

  14. Navy Master Chief Warrant Officer w/ pilot wings and a SWO badge who fell chest first into the ribbon locker. All wrapped up in a size XXXLg choker white uniform?
    Oh yeah, he’s legit. He got over Macho Grande, because he wasn’t there.

    1. Looks like he’s actually sporting Navy Astronaut wings.

      Wonder where he would have found those? Very rare.

      1. I stand corrected. Navy Astronaut Wings can be had all day on eBay for around $20.

  15. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    Who fit his uniform? Omar the Tent Maker?

  17. So…what exactly is the green ribbon w/6 stars under the Medal ribbon supposed to be?

    Happy 4th you fat slob and tanks for your service at Golden Corral.

    3. The quantity of french fries on his sleeve is exceeded only by the quantity of french fries is his belly.

      His blood type is gravy.

      He asks that everyone stop poking him in the stomach.

      I’m thinking this has to be a trolling profile, though.

    4. St’ Patrick’s Day Best Drinker Award? (No, wait, there’d be some snake reference… )

    5. Its the All-Points Logistics Meritorious Service Award.

      Each star is for a subsequent award.

  18. He’s dressed for”panic at the disco” when YMCA comes up. Current and former pop tunes.

      1. If your taste in music is anything like your taste in beer, I’ll pass!

        1. Hell, I bet he’d choose “Teen Spirit” by Nirvana over “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen!

    1. PTBH,
      It appears that niece Patty (Patrice in Sedona)
      is the 1 person with the key to the ID
      of her distant Uncle Crazy.

      I’m looking at her phone number now,
      but I don’t have the heart to actually make the call.
      At least, not today.

  21. This is Master Chief Soup Sandwich!

    Dude in the update picture (brother) has a star (campaign star from the looks of it) on the MoH. The green one with stars below that is the Texas Legislative Medal of Honor, awarded to such people as Audie Murphy. These guys are no Audie Murphy.

    4. Holy schmo! “Captain general” at USMA (bears Corporal-Captain) and couldn’t find a dictionary to spell Letnan Kolon after gradumation!

      I’ll take “Had My BS Fakebook Profile Done by a 5th Grader” for $1000, Alex!

      1. I’m going to go with “Nigerian Grade School Dropout in a cheap dirt-floored Internet cafe” for $1000…

        1. A Proud Infidel@,
          I am almost convinced of the same,
          but for 1 disturbing detail.
          Trolling the same obituary 3 years straight, each June.

          Check the PTBH mystery solved clue above, with the legacy obit.
          Niece Patrice in Arizony can likely ID her Uncle Crazy in Cally.

  24. What teh ufk?

    I am the Slowest Joe!

    Why is my mighty comment under review?

    *pulls out Tomahawk* (2-23IN)

  25. If ol’ Poe’s not mistaken, this is our very first Letnan Kolonel of the United States Air Force, is it not?

    They’re a very rare breed…

  26. Awards I can figure out, or at least I think I can figure out.

    Medal of Honor
    ?
    Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
    Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
    Silver Star Medal (? devices)
    Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
    ?
    United Nations Service Medal
    China Service Medal
    Vietnam Service Medal
    ?
    Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)
    Korean Service Medal
    Prisoner of War Medal
    Legion of Merit Medal
    Air Force Cross Medal
    Antarctic Service Medal
    Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

    1. Still two(2) unidentified:

      Medal of Honor
      ? ?
      Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
      Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
      Silver Star Medal (? devices)
      Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
      >> China Service Ribbon w/ 1 star
      United Nations Service Medal
      China Service Medal
      Vietnam Service Medal
      >> USN Arctic Service Ribbon
      Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)
      Korean Service Medal
      Prisoner of War Medal
      Legion of Merit Medal
      Air Force Cross Medal
      Antarctic Service Medal
      Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
      >> American Defense Service Commemorative Ribbon –
      https://www.medalsofamerica.com/r246
      ??
      >> CA NG Enlisted Excellence Ribbon
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CA_Enlisted_Excellence_Ribbon.JPG
      Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

    3. One on the upper left of the first row (below the Medal of Honor, that as) and the first “?” in the list is the NATO Medal (original, now “for the former Yugoslavia” or SFOR, as there are so many additional flavors of it today). Have it for going to Bosnia with SFOR in the ’99.

  27. Updated List….

    Medal of Honor
    ?
    Texas Legislative Medal of Honor
    Purple Heart Medal (2 devices)
    Silver Star Medal (? devices)
    Bronze Star Medal (1 device)
    Gold Life Saving Medal (USCG)
    United Nations Service Medal
    China Service Medal
    Vietnam Service Medal
    ?
    Kuwait Liberation Medal, Saudi
    Korean Service Medal
    Prisoner of War Medal
    Legion of Merit Medal
    Air Force Cross Medal
    Antarctic Service Medal
    Distinguish Flying Cross Medal
    ?
    ?
    ?
    Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

  28. Ranks worn:

    USN CWO3 (Machinist)
    Master Chief Machine Repairman

    Devices worn:

    USN Aviator
    USN Engineering Duty Officer*
    Command or Fleet or Force Master Chief
    Command at Sea over nametag – Likely

    * Fun Fact: An EDO is a restricted line officer…not a CWO.

    1. Rating as a Vending Machine Repairman (Master Chief or not) that I’d believe.

      But whoever fraudulently claims to be a MOS 31L or 92A in the Army either?

  29. Updated list, 2 of them I can’t ID at all. A mix of awards from different branches, and no NDSM! Is he trying to claim 2 MOHs with the Silver Star device on it…? SOB needs to be hung up by his balls!

    Medal of Honor (1 SS device)

    NATO Medal

    Texas Legislative Medal of Honor

    Purple Heart Medal (2 BS devices)

    Silver Star Medal (2 BS devices)

    Bronze Star Medal (3 BOL devices) upside down.

    Gold Life Saving Medal (1 SS device) USCG

    United Nations Service Medal

    China Service Medal

    Vietnam Service Medal

    ? Unknown

    Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)

    Korean Service Medal

    Prisoner of War Medal

    Legion of Merit Medal

    Air Force Cross Medal

    Antarctic Service Medal

    Distinguish Flying Cross Medal

    Military Officers Association Award (AFJRROTC)

    Army Distinguish Service Medal

    ? Unknown

    Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon

    1. ‘claim 2 MOHs with the Silver Star device on it…? SOB needs to be hung up by his balls!’ – moot point as he probably doesn’t haven’t any and uses the uniform to compensate for the lack of them… But yeah, owing to his apparently tiny weeny, needs to be beaten and hung like Mussolini…

      1. So, he got 6 of ’em? Move over, Rambo!

        I’m kinda disappointed there’s no Hoth Campaign Ribbon or Battle of Endor Medal though.

          1. …or something a pedestrian as the Navy/USMC Combat Action Ribbon (CAR)!

            For shame!

        3. I had to get this far down the comments section before someone realized that the small silver star placed on his Medal of Honor would indicate that five subsequent awards following his initial receipt of the medal.

          1. And even that little silver star is wrong, since the proper size for subsequent awards for the Navy/Marines would be a 5/16 inch star and that one is a 3/16 inch star./s

            But all in all, what does one expect from somebody who wears all the Oak Leaf Clusters on his medals upside down.

            But at least, the NDSM Brotherhood didn’t take a hit on this one.

    2. China Service Medal but no American Defense Medal? In the 50 years or so it would take to get these different medals, one may think he would have found the time to award himself the ADM.

    3. Is the ribbon next to the USAF NCO PME ribbon the California Enlisted Excellence Ribbon?

  30. I learn something new every day: Michelin’s (tires) BIB served as a Navy warrant officer.

  31. I went to Worlds of Fun in Kansas City a long time ago and had my picture taken with a fake cammo uniform, fake hand grenade and fake M-16. The picture was for Gung Ho magazine and it had a line “Interview with the worlds most dangerous warrior”

    Of course it was just for fun like those old west pictures taken in costume.

    These two clowns hit the jackpot.

    1. I got the exact same picture taken at 6 Flags Over Georgia in 1988. MRS D has it hanging in the den.

  33. This fellow makes William Derek Church, the Liar of Lenoir, look like Karen Carpenter.

    Regarding roasting this fellow … We’ve only just begun

    1. I live in the same grid square that Round Ranger used to live (or still does). No sightings.

      1. SJ-I’m in Burka county. There’s a new JD’e BBQ joint about to open in Gamewell, if he’s still in the area I suspect he’ll turn up there eventually.

        1. Can’t wait for them to open and save a trip to Rutherfordton College. Drive by the new one everyday. You’re right, this will be a baited field for Round if he’s still around.

      2. Carlton & SJ,
        Either the Book of Fake is reusing old account URLs for newbies, or
        William Derek Church (SsgtSniper) has converted to Pakistani Muslim.
        (This is the URL link on the original Jan 5, 2014 story.)
        [Jahanzaib Khan]
        https://www.facebook.com/SsgtSniper

  34. Bernathian level of asshattery… waiting for him to show up and start waiving his credentials to us.

  35. He looks like a one man Buffet Destroyer, a MEAL Team Six Buffet Assault Commando!

  37. On his one Facebook page, he says “I am a 143 year old Reincarnated 3 times white man. I am likeable and friendly.”

    So does that mean he would be immune from Stolen Valor according to SJWs? I can see there would be little difference in believing in reincarnation and a man self-identifying as a female Filipino transgendered prostitute.

    1. Maybe next year he will be a reincarnated Bernasty. That would give all of us here something to look forward to happening in 2022.

  38. Wow… This walk-talking tube-steak is THE poster-child for Ten pounds of Shit in a Five pound bag. Not hard to imagine that if Don Shipley ever curled up his fist and punched this guy, the resulting splatter would probably wipe out vegetation for miles…

    1. That flufferhead is SO FAT that his farts are measured on the Richter Scale, the last time he wore a yellow raincoat he had people running behind him yelling “TAXI!!!”.

      3. Muh-fugger so fat I had to take two buses and a train to get on his good side!

  39. a sad fatboy with low self esteem looking for attention, probably going to get more than he bargained for, pathetic jack ass of all trades and master(baiter) of none except that of the food court taste tester

  40. Now we know where all the used tents went when Ringling Brothers went out of business.

  41. <<— Reported the article's Fake Dawes page URL to FakeBook,
    as a Fake Account.

    FakeBook did nothing.
    [An update on your report
    We reviewed the profile you reported and found that it doesn't go against any of our Community Standards.
    If there's something specific on this profile that you think we should review (example: a photo), please report the content itself.
    We want to keep Facebook safe and welcoming for everyone, so thanks again for taking the time to report this. ]

    So there you go.
    FakeBook continues to harbor the phonies, the sockpuppets,
    and the 3rd world criminals, who mostly target Americans.

    1. But if he expressed a conservative opinion, they’d be on him for valor fraud like white on rice.

      1. Naw, FakeBook would just report him to the NSA as a white supremacist extremist enemy of the people.

  42. Hmmm, not a word from Hondo. Makes me wonder if he might be pulling a fast one on us. Albeit, there is no obvious indication that the facephuk page was created with “specific intent of entertaining the troops”.

    Whoever it is has a good sense of humor and provided a little something for just about anyone.

    1. Yup, it allowed me to dust off my “he so fat” jokes. Haven’t used those since Dan “The Wall” Wall graced our “pages.”

  43. Been busy. Most of what I’d have said has been said already.

    Kinda wonder about this . . . individual’s mental competency – while he was still alive, of course. Have to wonder if dementia was’t part of his problem.

    1. Happy 4th, 5th and the rest. Hondo, I think it’s a spoof and look forward to someone discovering who the joker that cooked it up, is.

      Some of that stuff is pretty funny.

  44. No shit, there I was. Sitting on the couch with MRS D last night. All of a sudden, she starts snickering. She’s looking at her phone, turns to me and says “Honey, this guy just tried to friend me on facebook. Says he’s a US Air Force General first class, 11Z, and a member of Delta company. Says he’s in Afghanistan doing contract work”.

    Do you have any idea just how fucking bad it hurts when you spew Sam Adams out your nose?

    Unfortunately, she deleted it before I could get a name to pass along to you dickweeds. Coulda been a lot of fun!

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