The Biden Administration is under fire from Congress and some members of the military after the sudden promotion of Major Biden to the rank of lieutenant colonel amid a series of biting incidents at the White House.
“There is nothing suspicious going on here,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, responding to a question from Fox News’ Peter Doocy about whether the president’s dog would be “put down” or court-martialed. “Lt. Col. Biden is a talented, good boy, and was promoted according to established military working dog protocols.”
As reported by the Washington Post, the promotion was followed by Biden’s transfer to a newly created position as White House liaison to the 341st Training Squadron, the Air Force organization responsible for training military dogs for the Department of Defense. But according to retired Col. James McGruff, a former JAG prosecutor of “bad” military working dogs, this action suggests a coverup.
“This just comes across as another example of the military rewarding poor behavior from ‘connected’ officers by promoting them to cushy, low-profile office positions,” said McGruff.
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Too funny not to share. Gotta love the satire from the Duffel Blog.
In before….
“Fuck Up, Move Up.”
/thankyoutrytheveal
Should have been demoted and sent to a shelter. And no doggy biscuits.
Yup. And Kamala can take Major with her.
Nah, if he’s biting people hanging around the Biden white house, he clearly understands who deserves biting and should be breveted up to Brigadier General.
Col James McGruff. Yeah ha ha – take a bite out of crime.
That one slipped right past Hack. Good eye. As a reward, you can take the next two days after tomorrow off.
Looks like the Military is going to the dogs. RUFF time for the Mil.
The new Commander of the USS Hopper.
Sparks,
LOL
Comment of the day!
He deserves a medal for risking his health while biting those diseased degenerates…Silver Milk Bone perhaps?
Counting down the seconds until Lt. Col. Biden pops for a controlled substance on a peepee test.
(Sorry for my extended absence from y’all. I gave up getting angry for Lent….it didnt stick or work at all, Potato keeps wasting oxygen)
He is the perfect dog to be put in charge of training other dogs and how not to bite the nice Biden WH staffers.
NOTHING beats the recent Duffel Blog headline”
“VA hospital burns to the ground, rated 30% destroyed”
Promotion strategy taken from the playbook of the
Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass.
Les Brown (then a Bird Colonel). Elko. Bowe Bergdahl.
From the story:
“Those who were not present at the time of his disappearance cannot and should not claim knowledge of an event they did not witness,”
said Les Brown, Northern Nevada state coordinator.
“OK. We’ve got a lot of speculation going on right now, a lot of rumors.
Is there anybody in this room that was there at the time Sgt. Bergdahl disappeared?”
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BONUS – Feature photo in this story,
an Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass. SERGEANT MAJOR.
Sgt. At Arms James Brian, aka Lifer / No Doz.
Because, if it’s on his phony badass bullshit black leather vest,
then it must be true.
Some other names we don’t recognize are in this 2014 story.
Not only Brian, but Treasurer Paul Satonin,
and Public Affairs Officer Katie Bryant.
None were around by 2019, when the bottom fell out of Les Brown’s Ass.
Perhaps due to Bowe Bergdahl in-fighting.
More likely due to the promotion system of the Ass.
https://magicvalley.com/news/local/nevada-group-calls-for-end-to-bergdahl-gossip/article_e24349e2-eba5-11e3-966d-001a4bcf887a.html
Well, he got that bass-ackwards. We didn’t leave Bergdahl behind — Bergdahl left his comrades behind.
I’m waiting for some wag to say that “Bergdahl’s captors finally left his behind…”
rgr1480,
Not only for Bergdahl, but also for “The Ass.”,
this is sounding more and more like a song by Spinal Tap.
Big Bottom – Lyrics
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I’ve read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal’s got ’em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game’s waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal’s got ’em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao
Simultaneously,
POTUS Joe promotes his own son from Hunter to Gatherer.
LOL, thanks I needed a laugh today.
Proof that Big Brother is monitoring this site. I recommended that Major be promoted to LTC when he made his FIRST (ht 2 Lurker Curt) Bite. With a further recommendation that the TIG for promotion to 06 be waived after the 2nd bite.
Wonder if the Seagulled spapos poodle got credit for reporting that to higher?
Every one shall advance to their level of
incompentence!!!!