The Idiocy that is the “Occupy Movement”

WE are not Left.
WE are not Right.
WE are the 99%.
and WE will prevail.We will come together as one on Saturday October 8th at 12 noon on Veterans Memorial Plaza in downtown Indy for a General Assembly of the people of Indianapolis.

Yeah, whatever. This whole thing is on a level of retardation not seen since…..well, this

Anywho, I noticed at Ace yesterday that Drew had put up the braintrusts’ demands. Or maybe it was this one asshat. Either way, since they have no leaders, I’m assuming this joker represents the collective will of these potheads. So, let’s look at their demands….

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Yeah, their big plan is Tariffs. The logic of having open borders and tariffs is as nonsensical as it comes, but what do you expect. OK, so now your McDonald’s drive thru is run by some idiot making $20 an hour. How much will your burger now cost? Mind you the 1% don’t usually go to McD’s, they go somewhere that folks already make $20. And those cheap products….yeah, they go to people like me with no fuggin money. Demand 1: Rosie O’Donnell level retardation.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Um, yeah, this has worked great in Cuba and Venezueala hasn’t it? I mean, when deciding which country I want to have my surgeries in, I almost always go to third world shitholes that do this, so why wouldn’t it work here? Demand 2:  Rosie O’Donnell level retardation.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Why the hell would anyone work then? Under their theory then I can quit my job and play WoW all day? Then why the eff wouldn’t everyone do that?

Demand four: Free college education.

Um, how does that solve anything? With all the people now not bothering to work, how are you going to pay for it? And why would anyone want to go to college when you can sit at home and get stoned and get a “living wage” and if you go and make something of yourself you get stoned assholes protesting you as part of the one percenters? This one is full on Uber-O’Donnell retardation.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Two Words: Unicorns farts.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Why such a patry amount? Don’t you care about water, sewer and electrical grids? Up it to $17 Gazillion.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Why do we need money spent on electrical grids if we’re doing away with all sources of power? Oh yeah, Unicorn farts. The flatulence of the one horned Savior doesn’t process itself.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Why just racial and gender? Shouldn’t we address species rights? What about height and weight? And IQ. And THC and BAC dependants.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Yes, by all means yes! Americans won’t do the burger flipping for $20 alone, especially since you can now get a liveable wage without actually working. Further, I suggest we convert all cruise ships to people movers, and bring everyone from some shithole anywhere on the planet to our shores to allow them to not work and still get the benefits.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

If there are no borders, there is no actual sovereignty, so why are we only worried about here. It should be a planet wide vote. Terra Incontinence or something like that.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

I’m one step ahead of you bitches, as I stopped paying my bills months ago.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Yeah, because loaning $10 to the wino outside my window right now is the same as if I loaned it to Bill Gates.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

Indeed. In fact, I am now the Union Chief for “United Sit on My Ass Playing MMORPG’s local 512.” Who wants to join me?

Yeah, neither right nor left, just idiotic.