Apparently some of you got served from serial prevaricator Dan Bernath. Jonn is apparently trying to figure out what the hell is going on with that, and already has his own personal attorney in Oregon. Alas, while the mentally unstable Bernath as recently as yesterday was claiming he had filed against me, I still have received nothing. In fact, an email from yesterday from his stated:
When are you available for deposition or do I send you notice of time and place.
This seemed a cart/horse problem, what with the fact he still hasn’t summoned up the intestinal fortitude to actually serve me. Well, I’m ready to get it on as well. So what follows is my discussion with serial prevaricator Dan Bernath from today. I’m sharing it to show you that you aren’t the only one exasperated by this assclown. What follows is my actual emails with a man hell bent on (as they say in Tropic Thunder) going full retard:
ME:
Since apparently you are incapable of serving me the lawsuit, why don’t you give me the name and contact information of the sheriff you are allegedly using to do it, so I can pick the suit up at their office. I am eager to prove your prevarications and defamations in a court of law, and if that needs to be in Oregon, so be it. I will still be filing defamation per se in Indiana, as that is the proper venue, but I suspect that like all other legal filings you will duck service and then claim you have no money to pay the judgment.
Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:
Blah blah blah. You are 44 working at a job a Korean in soeul could be doing and lecturing mr Bernath about the law and procedure. Mario co sheriff civil division has it. You pick a fight with a service connected PTSD agent orange 100 per cent 65 year old retired in Florida living on exempted Pension and 100 per cent homestead exemption. Attorney Bernath has all the time to defend and prosecute.
We are wondering if you will call him crazy pants in front of the jury?
There is a very and cheap way for u to make this all go away for free for you. The key is in your pocket. You were duped and we can forgive for that. Consider taking the first exit before you even have to pay your$600 defendant filing fee.
The legal defense team of chief petty officer Bernath. Nanp hon
Me:
Oh good, then you admit you have no interest in actual service. Great, thanks.
Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:
You said to serve it at am leg. We hired sheriff to do it. We said no more and no less.We are not interested in jr high school attempts at insults nor will any judge.This all will end up costing you much and chief dab nothing.Legal team of dab CPO hon
Interestingly I just called the Marion County Sheriff office and they said you are lying again, and they have nothing.
It is hard to be charitable with you. Check cut mailed to them. You don’t need to be served to answer. Call Joey and get his copy as he sued if u are that anxious. L t of dab CPO
I don’t know who the hell “Joey” is, and you send so much different bullshit I wouldn’t even know which copy is allegedly mine, since I know of 3 different versions of your nonsense floating around.But oh boy do I have an answer for you.
We don’t care what clerk there said. I personally licked the envelope. You are committed to your own downfall. So be it. You were given every opportunity. L t of CPO dab.
I’m sure you’ve licked plenty of envelopes.
You don’t make any sense in your comments or actions. As gen Sherman said about war. ‘That is the remedy our enemies have chosen…” Think about the offer that saves you or war that will gain you nothing that will cost you everything. L t of CPO dab
War with you wouldn’t cost anything, but will result in more legal vindication, and more censure for you.So I’ll take my chances. You are dishonorable prevaricator, and that will be proven.
Wow. Just WOW. Ole Semenbreath Bernasty takes crazy to legendary levels.
In case you missed it in the earlier thread CPP (Chief Peter Puffer) Bernutsy, let me leave this here for you.
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Nice HTML-Fu !
Guess ol’ Danny doesn’t have Spell Check. Not very professional.
Did he hire a sixth grader to be his legal team? I’ve seen clearer writing from a teen who was texting while driving.
If you have his email address, and it is his actual address, you should send a complaint to the Oregon Bar. He is representing himself as a legal team, thus is admitting to practicing law in the State of Oregon. They are still looking for another reason to slam his peepee in a drawer.
This comment, “You said to serve it at am leg.” makes me think that Witless was writing these emails. Regardless of what he did afterwards, Witless did graduate from the BAC and would therefore know how to use the slang term, “Leg” in context.
Was he referring to the American Legion?
I never thought of that. I interpreted the AM as “morning” and that he added the “leg” part as an insult.
Your interpretation makes much more sense.
Flagwaver, I grew up in your AO, still have family there. If you need any support (MWR or otherwise) happy to assist. I’m only 20 mins S.
Why hasn’t this dickbutt been disbarred yet?
He isn’t a member of the Bar in any state. His California Bar membership expired, and he was denied entry into the Oregon Bar on grounds of moral character (lack thereof). Unfortunately, Oregon, like many states, does not require a person to be a credentialed lawyer in order to represent people in social security court, allowing him to make a living collecting legal fees he makes by flooding the system with scammers while he claims he is some kind of messiah for the poor and disabled, helping them pry their rightful benefits out of the big bad guberment. My guess is that your next question, like many others’, would be how he is representing himself as a lawyer in all this. He is doing so unlawfully and has already received a warning from the Oregon State Bar about misrepresenting himself as a lawyer when he is not in legal threat letters:https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=44459. My guess is that will end up making good on their their threat to take legal action against him if he keeps up his phony lawyer crap before all of this is over.
You don’t have to be a lawyer to represent yourself (stand pro se)- that is a Constitutional right. You have to be a lawyer to represent others.
As of 1/1/14, he is active in the California bar.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636
This is the same guy that wrote “azz” on his FB page.
“I’ve seen clearer writing from a teen who was texting while driving.”
… while blitzed on Maui Wowie, no less.
Dafuq I just read? Were his responses supposed to be in English?
We teenagers call it ‘noobish’. Seems apropos.
Looks more like moronish.
Or a very low dialect of dumbassish.
It makes you wonder how he got past law school. What he wrote isn’t English so much as disconnected, random English words.
What I’m failing to understand is why ANY jurisdiction ANYwhere gives this guy the right time of day.
My wife writes better than he does and English is not her native language. Hell when we first met she barely spoke any English much less write using it.
This mother fucker is bat shit crazy huh? A 6th grader could compose better correspondence than this douche cannon. Wow.
Since we all know that it is bird brain Bernath writing all that shit, my question is, how in the hell did he make it through law school in the first place? His grammar is atrocious.
The way he’s writing; I’m wondering if his “legal team” isn’t Wittgenfeld? They sure do write similar. Of course; maybe it’s consistent with how people that are weapons grade crazy write?
I got a letter too…
“Has anyone seen my fuel guage, I seem to have misplaced it along with any semblance of the ability to correspond in the English language”
“Dishonorable Liar”, yer pocket (if somewhat limited) translation guide:
كذاب غير ش ف — Arabic
Catalan — deshonrosa mentider
Russian — бесчестный лжец
Dutch — oneervol leugenaar
שקרן מבישה — Hebrew
German — ruchlose Lügner
Greek — επαίσχυντη ψεύτης
Hindi — लज्जाजनक झूठा
Italian — disonorevole bugiardo
Norwegian — vanærende løgner
Portuguese — desonroso mentiroso
Spanish — deshonroso mentiroso
Turkish — onursuz yalancı
Swedish — ohederligt lögnare
Polish- Uwłacza kłamca
Kinda old ET1: intended to include Polish, but inadvertently omitted it. Much appreciated.
No worries…
A Pollack has to represent ya know?
I am in big trouble with IT!
This is the third keyboard I have destroyed this week.
And have wasted some damn good coffee too!
I think he meant “Hoey” … as in, to wit, as to, hither to, wence came, forthwith … Hoey vs. Bernath.
Just sayin’.
MCPO NYC: It may be too rich for the IT budget, but these keyboards (descendants of the legendary IBM Model M keyboards) are pretty tough:
https://www.pckeyboard.com/
I’ve put those IBM keyboards through the dishwasher/no soap and they’ve been fine. YMMV
“…There is a very and cheap way for u to make this all go away for free for you. The key is in your pocket…”
Giduck tried the same tactic with some of the fine folks over at ProfessionalSoldiers. It didn’t work for Giduck, don’t think it’ll work for Crash.
Sounds to me like in addition to licking envelopes, he’s been licking the ‘special’ stickers.
One should never lick envelopes. Just ask Susan Ross.
On the bright side, you will have his DNA to test if he is part of the M17 Haplogroup.
Sigh. Nobody remembers Seinfeld.
BTW, I am still thirsty.
Maybe your next owner will treat you better and keep you full…
Bernothing was elected Mayor of Crazytown for life in a landslide victory.
Sure that wasn’t “Dumbcluckville”, Twist?
No, he accepted his spot as mayor after retiring from a long and distinguished career as the Governor of Makeshitupistan.
Before that … he was Attoeny General of Asscrackistan!
TSO,
Did he really write in an email, “There is a very and cheap way for u to make this all go away for free for you. The key is in your pocket. You were duped and we can forgive for that. Consider taking the first exit before you even have to pay your$600 defendant filing fee”.
Sweet Baby Jesus and Holy Mary …
Can’t wait to see him try to explain that one away in court.
Sparky … He brought a whiffle ball bat to a major league game.
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Don’t be late for court, bring your best and dress accordingly.
I am never late and everything else is set according to plan.
OVER
I get the distinct feeling that Wittgenfeld is somehow writing on Bernath’s behalf. I haven’t gone back over Bernath’s comments on the original article on him that started it all, but I seem to recall that he could at least spell, even if he rambled incessantly and if I could have picked apart his legal arguments. The misspelling of every single word, and most of all the ‘100% disabled with agent orange’ stuff, and the general blathering tone of it simply screams of ShOrTbUsRiDeR41. Anybody else getting those vibrations?
Was thinking the same thing, actually. It did say “the legal team”, and we know Bernath is working with the others to form “The Wicked Three” (a la “The Sinister Six”).
Why did he keep changing his signature, anyways? It went shorter and shorter and started calling him a CPO…
It got shorter and shorter because either he’s completely crocked, or it isn’t actually him doing the corresondence.
So, wait, let me get this straight.
1) Despite him being well over three times my age, I can spell and use grammar better than him?
2) Despite him being allegedly “100 per cent” (by the way, we spell it “percent”, Mister Bernath) disabled, he is trying to be a lawyer and (somewhat) flew a plane?
3) He’s Law School educated?
4) What on earth is a “dab”?
Jeez, man, I’ve seen better writing from my brother when he was six. I certainly wrote better than him when I was six.
“dab” is estimably (pun intended) the acronym of Daniel A. Bernath.
Flagwaver makes the excellent point that unless Dullass is writing on his behalf, he is representing himself as legal counsel. The OR Bar might want to have a(nother) long chat with him.
Also, if Dullass is representing HIMself as a lawyer, FL Bar and AG’s office. Just some happy thoughts.
Hmm, I thought “DAB” meant “Dumb Ass Bumfuck” when applied to Daniel A. Bernath the PHONY CPO and PHONY OREGON ATTORNEY!
ALCON, you have got to keep us apprised of the trial date and time here in Oregon. I want to sit in the gallery and watch the klown kollege honor graduate in action. Should you need help please let me know, I will be glad to assist.
Send your info to Jonn!
Jonn please forward!
It’s odd that he mentions “Mario co Sheriff’s” when, far as I can tell, that isn’t the appropriate venue for filing against TSO, or anyone else I can see. If it ever makes it onto the Mario co docket, let me know, I’ll walk up the street to watch to circus.
See that is where TSO made his mistake-he should have checked with the Mario county Sheriff in the city state of Donkey Kong. Bet that that’s where Bernath filed.
Trent, as I suggested in an earlier comment, it might be helpful for TAH readers in Oregon to give local media a heads-up as to what this clown is up to now, filing these spurious suits. Some publicity might force local law enforcement and the Oregon court system to quit giving this guy a pass just because he’s a known nutcase.
Being demented does not confer upon one the right to use the legal system to harass, threaten and intimidate others.
I’d contact the Oregon media myself but past experience has shown me reporters tend to be dismissive of claims by outsiders, especially out-of-stater tipsters.
I have some contacts with local media and will use them. I can’t be sure that some will do anything but its worth a chance.
Trent …. please contact me first on this. I have big skin in this game.
One one level, I’m disappointed that Bernutless has not seen fit to come after me for the few comments I’ve made.
On another level, after some of the shite with Psul last year I’m just as happy to be avoiding this edition of nuclear-level stupid. I never thought I would make someone even start to make WitLessWonder seem erudite, but this boy manages to do so. Though, the writing styles are moving towards being remarkably similar…
My hat is off to you all for the patience and restraint being shown. That said, I look forward to multiple calls of “Hammerfall!” in the days ahead.
We’ve been over this, LW. You’re the bass player.
What you need to do is get on some of these scabby skanks before Jonn or TSO get them back stage.
At least I’m not the drummer, the drummer always dies
He probabloy wrote and is refering to himself in the third person.
Well now I feel left out…
I would SO love to see you get sued as a john doe by Bernath. ‘Bernath vs. That Guy’ has a nice ring to it. I’d hide out with a hidden camera and watch him try to file it with the legal clerks. It’d be a rerun of “Who’s on first base?”, but with more nuclear-grade crazy/stupidity.
Clerk: The defendant is which guy?
Bernath: That Guy.
Clerk: Sir, I’m going to need you to be more specific.
Bernath: That Guy!
Clerk: Which guy!
Bernath: (attempts to beat the crap out of law clerk behind glass) Goddamn it you fucking idiot! Seavey and the Talking Bushes sent you, didn’t they, to obstruct my case!? I’ll get you, I will!
Clerk: Security
Bernath rants and raves as he is dragged out the door. The end. 😀
Now that was funny!
If I ever get sued by this guy, I’m going to walk in in a ghillie suit.
I’m rocking the Stanford tree costume. See you at the courthouse.
This is actually what were are planning for … or something similar!
Nice job, kid. That was a good one.
Seavey and The Talking Bushes? Sounds like a psychedelic rock band. I’d love to play drums, but not having hands makes that a little difficult.
😉
Don’t let that stop you. Drummer for Def Lepard has only one arm and still rocks the kit.
It’d be nice to be included. Id bring 3 friends, two of whom are lawyers, and let them figure out which is the actual ‘That Guy’.
He’s not sure but whenever Sparks writes about his day he always refers to himself in the third person. Sparks is just that kind of guy he guesses. Sparks being Sparks, he always gets that whole, first, second, third person business confused. He guesses he needs to get ole Sparks onto Google and look up that stuff or he’ll be writing like this forever. Man that Sparks pissed himself off sometimes.
TSO, something that’s been bugging me (and probably other readers) about this nutcase is how he could have been denied the right to practice law by the Oregon bar yet could still represent clients in Social Security appeals.
Well, I just asked my wife, a certified legal assistant for thirty years, and she says that when she was in practice many years ago, you did not have to be a member of the bar or even an attorney to represent clients before administrative law judges as Bernath has been doing.
Do you know if that is in fact the case in Oregon?
Short answer is yes. ALJ work, appellate or otherwise generally does not require a bar membership, nor do I actually think it warrants it. I used to do appellate VA work, and then I went to law school. While the sort of thinking translated well from one to the other, law school doesn’t really teach you how to represent clients in that sort of work.
As far as I know, Social Security courts in many states are like small claims courts (think Judge Judy) in that they will let you represent yourself or you can have somebody who’s an eloquent speaker but doesn’t have any credentials do it for you. It’s intended to not make social security an inaccessible thing by forcing the poor to get lawyers to access their benefits in the event of a bureaucratic screwup or something. Many lawyers will do it for free as part of their pro bono work, or just out of the goodness of their hearts or as a favor to friends and family. Old Dog has done it before. On the flip side, it also allows unlicensed ambulance chasers like Bernath to make a living by collecting legal fees derived from time spent flooding the system with scammers. I’m not a lawyer, though; I know we have some on TAH. Could you guys correct any of this if it’s wrong? Thanks.
Just to be clear, my dealings with Social Security cases were the initial iling or people and appeal if they were initially rejected. The first appeal is administrative and doesn’t deal withthe the court.
I have helped a few people with that process, and they all got benefits. If they were rejected again the would have to appeal to a judge and have a hearing. That is the scenario that Disability Lawyers like Birdbath lives for. The longer the case is drawn out, the higher his fee would be.
By the Way Birdbath is NOT allowed to represent clients in Social Security hearings anymore. He has been barred from practicing in hearings due to over 50 incidents of misconduct.
I guess they must have decided they had better uses for state marshals than stationing them in whatever court Bernath was stumping in to make sure he didn’t assault anybody.
Dog, do you have a source to substantiate that he’s been banned? That could prove to be critical information.
Poe,
I can’t find the link now, but it’s posted somewhere in all this mess and Judge Hyatt commented on it about adozen posts below. Birdbath still has a Law license in California. He is not allowed to act as an attorney for anyone or present himself as a licensed Attorney in Oregon. He can still represent HIMSELF as a client. He also, just like any other citizen file for restraining orders. That is the rub. The idiot can ile frivilous lawsuits and ROs left and right. Until he is censored by the court he will continue his idiocy.
What a clown show. With Bernasty starring as Ronald McDonald….
Yeah.
He could team up with Cody Stermer.
All I can say is that if this nimrod managed to pass the bar, law school must be a real waste of money. I think I’ll go take the BAR right now and become an accredited lawyer.
A young Woman from “The Sticks” up in “Them Thar’ Hills” went to her Doctor one day for a routine exam, during which she asked “Dok’ter, mah Husband wants to do it tuh me up the butt, ‘kin I get preg’nint’ doin’ it thet way?” to which the Doctor replied “Not unless you want to have a lawyer!”.
Ok, that one wins the interwebz for today 😀
Birdbath is far from stupid. He is a nut-job and an asshole, and is probably 100 points below the Mendoza line in winning court cases, but he can work the system.
A good comparision to him would be one of those meth-head gutter wenches who never inished the 8th grade and has 5 kids by diferent Daddies.
She may seem like a brainles life support system for a va jay jay, but she knows how things work.
She is an expert when it comes to getting section 8 housing, WIC, SNAP, reduced energy bills, public transport passes, free school lunch, Etc. She also works every church in the area or food clothing and cash.
Birdbath is like a broken down old whore. He is pretty much useless but he will pick the pocket of anyone that is foolish enogh to get close.
So I haven’t been served, because he can’t find me?
You know, I do try to be nice. I know I provided this before, but I’ll add it again. Here’s the address where you send something to serve me: Via Petrella 59 – 95126 Catania Phone Number:(Catania)095383413
That’s an inernational call, so you’d be better off mailing it to them, and they’ll come to my house with it.
I’m sure that when I get done with the entire story, the Sicilian carabinieri will fall all over themselves laughing, kiss my hand, and invite me to dinner. They’re really sweet.
Bernath, I’d say you’re an idiot personified, but you make idiots look smart.
Can someone translate that gobbledygook for me? It’s giving me a headache, and the goats don’t do the job properly.
Theresa,
North Dakota is a big state and there are many cattle ranches to choose from … he will never figure out the nexus between your first name, Heart River and Stark County!
Don’t worry … I am sure the citizens in Stark County don’t take well to intruding stange folk!
I am confused.
Is Bernath living in Florida or Oregon?
Um … either way it does not matter. He seemingly can’t go to Piggly Wiggly without about 10,000 people being notified of his every move.
MCPO NYC USN Ret.,
It does matter.
I thought he was living in and a resident of the state of Oregon.
If he is a resident there and does not have a dependent residing in Florida, his Florida homestead exemption he throws in the face of TSO is fraudulent.
see FS 196.031
Personally, I don’t care where he lives. I do care if any individual is ripping off the residents and taxpayers of my state of Florida.
That is why I asked.
So if his house is in his wife’s name (to protect it from being taken in a lawsuit), and he’s claiming the Homestead exemption, wouldn’t that be fraudulent?
Army ATC,
I think you are starting to hit on what my thoughts were when Bernath said “100 per cent homestead exemption.”
You can claim the exemption in Florida on jointly owned property but that gets back to your question of “in who’s name is the property in?”
No matter what – either singly or jointly owned – the person(s) claiming the exemption must be residents of the State of Florida. If he is living “predominantly” in Oregon or is claiming to be a resident of Oregon he cannot claim the exemption here in the Sunshine State. If the wife owns the property and is claiming to be a resident here but Bernath is not, she would be spending a great deal of time away from him.
It’s really simple: where does Bernath claim residency? Or, in the alternative, “where does his wife claim residency?” It can’t be in both places for either of them.
Residency aside, which I understand is very important, how can he claim the homestead exemption if the house is in his wife’s name regardless of state? To residency, if he’s actually living in Oregon but has a home in Florida, he can’t, as you say, claim the exemption in that state. If he is claiming the exemption, it would seem that he not only is committing fraud in Florida, but he also has real estate in his own name which can be used in a lawsuit against him.
It could be a joint filing on the taxes. As I remember in Florida, even property that is in the name of one spouse can be claimed on a joint filing.
The questions you ask are very valid and require knowledge above my own. I was just noting the discrepancy in where he may be living and his alleged claiming of a homestead exemption.
Whether that affects the actual lawsuit(s) he has filed I don’t know. But I do know that generally speaking judges and juries don’t like plaintiffs or defendants who lie. Whether he has lied on this matter may be determined by people who know more about where he is residing.
As I understand homesteading in regards to taxes you must be a full time resident of the state and property that you are claiming the homestead exemption on. This is at least 6months + 1 day.
Residency in Florida for tax purposes is covered under FS 196.015:
196.015 Permanent residency; factual determination by property appraiser.—Intention to establish a permanent residence in this state is a factual determination to be made, in the first instance, by the property appraiser. Although any one factor is not conclusive of the establishment or nonestablishment of permanent residence, the following are relevant factors that may be considered by the property appraiser in making his or her determination as to the intent of a person claiming a homestead exemption to establish a permanent residence in this state:
(1) A formal declaration of domicile by the applicant recorded in the public records of the county in which the exemption is being sought.
(2) Evidence of the location where the applicant’s dependent children are registered for school.
(3) The place of employment of the applicant.
(4) The previous permanent residency by the applicant in a state other than Florida or in another country and the date non-Florida residency was terminated.
(5) Proof of voter registration in this state with the voter information card address of the applicant, or other official correspondence from the supervisor of elections providing proof of voter registration, matching the address of the physical location where the exemption is being sought.
(6) A valid Florida driver’s license issued under s. 322.18 or a valid Florida identification card issued under s. 322.051 and evidence of relinquishment of driver’s licenses from any other states.
(7) Issuance of a Florida license tag on any motor vehicle owned by the applicant.
(8) The address as listed on federal income tax returns filed by the applicant.
(9) The location where the applicant’s bank statements and checking accounts are registered.
(10) Proof of payment for utilities at the property for which permanent residency is being claimed.
There is no definitive length of time for residency as you can see.
However, if you bring a car into the sunshine state and want to claim residency, you must register the car within 10 days. To get a license or state issued ID card (one of the ways to help prove residency) you have to provide different documents depending on the state in which you previously resided. Florida does not recognize an Oregon license as a “primary” ID and requires what is called “stricter” ID to get a license or state ID.
To get a license in Florida, a driver from Oregon must also provide one of the following”
Original or certified United States birth certificate
Valid United States passport
Certificate of Naturalization
If the person under discussion has not proven residency in the state of Florida, and is claiming a homestead exemption, they have committed tax fraud.
I have no idea what county Bernath is claiming to live in here in Florida, but I can tell you that if it is my county, I know the tax appraiser. This one would be easy for me.
gitarcarver: Bernath listed a purported Florida mailing addres on his latest CA bar application paperwork. It’s found at the link in this comment: https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=46193&cpage=1#comment-1329610
That address is in Lee county. Based on location, I would guess it’s not his (or anyone else’s) actual residence, but is a mail drop or contract Post Office.
Ah … No offence intended. Note taken.
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All see above.
Using his own words: go get him … The way he wants it … Through the legal system.
He is openly telling everyone he is screwing US!
MCPO NYC USN Ret.,
Thanks for understanding.
I can’t contribute much and what I saw may not matter but I thought it was worthy of bringing to someone’s attention.
I don’t have skin in this mess, but besides the obvious reason, I also don’t like people who are shotgun and vexatious litigants.
They clog the system for worthy lawsuits and in my opinion, should be slapped around by judges and the legal system more than they often are.
He has to be living in Oregon. The papers I received were filed in Multnomah County (where Mr. Hyatt lives), but the legal address according to the FAA and Sheriff’s Department is Washington County.
Call me.
The papers I received were filed in Multnomah County (where Mr. Hyatt lives)
Actually, if you look close enough, it was filed in the CountRy of Multnomah.
Can’t find any nation by that name, but there is a county in Oregon.
–ghp95134
Oh, wow… I didn’t even notice that. What an incompetent .
Jesus, Joseph, Mary and Haile Selassie, Daniel A. Bernath THE PHONY CPO/PHONY OREGON ATTORNEY has GOT to be one of the biggest walking geysers of stupidity in human history!!
I like how he is all but advertising that his alleged “lawsuit” is frivolous in an attempt to extort you or otherwise bleed you dry without any merit.
That seems to be how he operates. He slanders people, and when confronted with a lawsuit tells them that they will only waste their money going after him.
Any chance of retiring Ballduster McSoulpatch’s name from the tournament this year, and renaming it after Bernasty when he inevitably wins? I know he cemented that win some time ago. With people like Crazy Pants and Psul, we’ve entered a new world for the tourney this year. A completely batshit insane one.
Hmmmm … maybe we could start a Hall of Shame Emeritus group for all previous winners, put McSoulpatch’s name there and rename the tournament the Dani the Glue Sniffer Bernath Stolen Valor Tournament?
Certainly I think we should keep Ballduster’s name somewhere, but I feel like we have so many this year that went above and beyond anything we’ve had in previous years. A new champion must arise. So it is written.
Also citing precedent- as if I recall correctly, it used to be the Jesse Macbeth Stolen Valor Tourney way back when.
Maybe a Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Award for the turd who goes above and beyond stolen valor? Bernutsless and Chevyliar would be running neck and neck for that award.
Danny the Glue Sniffer? Nah, I suspect he sniffs bicycle seats in the middle school parking lot.
That too, but since his writing indicates severe mental degradation and sniffing/huffing reputedly kills neurons by the millions per buzz attempt …
Thus if he has huffed plenty of model airplane glue and spray paint, that could explain his dementia…
Lmao that’s awesome! I really hope he wins!
For when Bernath reads this thread, I’ll just leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
We !!!NEED!!! a like button on this site!
What’s with the Queen Victoria act using the “Royal We?” Psycho fuck.
Heh. My sister is with a law firm in (location withheld for obvious reasons), I’ve been sending her these links to Bernasty’s insanities (which would be a great name for a rock band, btw), and the ones yesterday and today inspired her colleagues at their meeting today to, a) laugh their collective legal butts off, and b) do some research as to all the felonious and “actionable” things he has committed just in this latest episode. Let’s just say the list was lengthy, and she said that they all throughly enjoyed the research exercise.
I honestly don’t remember if anyone has mentioned this, but she sent along a bit of Oregon state code that apply applies here:
ORS 162.365 Criminal impersonation. (1) A person commits the crime of criminal impersonation if with intent to obtain a benefit, to injure or defraud another or to facilitate an unlawful activity, the person does an act in the assumed character of:
(a) A public servant; or
(b) An active member or veteran of the Armed Forces of the United States.
(2) It is no defense to a prosecution for criminal impersonation that:
(a) The office, position or title that the person pretended to hold did not in fact exist; or
(b) The unit of government that the person pretended to represent did not in fact exist.
(3)(a) Criminal impersonation is a Class A misdemeanor.
(b) Notwithstanding paragraph (a) of this subsection, criminal impersonation is a Class C felony if the public servant impersonated is a peace officer, judge or justice of the peace. [1971 c.743 §211; 1993 c.243 §1; 1997 c.395 §2; 2003 c.577 §12; 2007 c.510 §1]
Seems all her lawyer pals got into a lengthy discussion whether impersonating a lawyer could be successfully argued as violating section 3(b), resulting in a Class C felony, which carries a sentence of up to five years in prison and a $125,000 fine.
They also said he was clearly violating Oregon’s code 162.355, and this IS a Class C felony:
Simulating legal process
(1) A person commits the crime of simulating legal process if, with the intent to harass, injure or defraud another person, the person knowingly issues or delivers to another person any document that in form and substance falsely simulates civil or criminal process.
(2) As used in this section:
(a) Civil or criminal process means a document or order, including, but not limited to, a summons, lien, complaint, warrant, injunction, writ, notice, pleading or subpoena, that is issued by a court or that is filed or recorded for the purpose of:
(A) Exercising jurisdiction;
(B) Representing a claim against a person or property;
(C) Directing a person to appear before a court or tribunal; or
(D) Directing a person to perform or refrain from performing a specified act.
(b) Person has the meaning given that term in ORS 161.015 (General definitions), except that in relation to a defendant, person means a human being, a public or private corporation, an unincorporated association or a partnership.
(3) Simulating legal process is a Class C felony. [1971 c.743 §210; 1997 c.395 §1; 2005 c.2 §1]
Thank you. Forwarded to the Squad!
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This is the type of support we need. Spread the word …
AWARENESS: the larger issue is Stolen Valor.
My eye is on the ball. The challenge … Bernath’s challenge (to this MCPO and the MCPON) “by what authority do you have” is based on our Stolen Valor creed that “it matters”.
I took his challenge and you all know where this is going now. I am going to court and I will permit a jury decide.
Bernath has attempted to make this about some else other than Stolen Valor … But the team has stayed focussed. The IS about Stolen Valor … And that will not change.
Spread the word about citizen Bernath and what he has done and what he is trying to do!
That is all.
Gaa-a-a-a-a-dammit!
I had picnic plans. Now I have to pull back, regroup and start over.
The only reason dandan bernastypantsman keeps doing these things is that he gets ALL THE ATTENTION ALL THE TIME, until we get bored and go look at someone else.
He defines the attention whore/drama queen persona. However, I still enjoy comparing him to that drunk engaging in phsyical relations with the grill of a big SUV in downtown Portland, spanking its hood and all that.
I don’t think he has a clue what a ridiculous creature he is.
Currahee,
“Simulating legal process
(1) A person commits the crime of simulating legal process if, with the intent to harass, injure or defraud another person, the person knowingly issues or delivers to another person any document that in form and substance falsely simulates civil or criminal process.”
Doesn’t that pretty well sum up what Bernath has been doing? Additionally, he’s filing multiple suits that have no legal merit nor provable damages.
TSO, you’re the lawyer here; what say you? He’s claimed to have filed on several TAH folks who say they’ve received nothing. Does that above paragraph then apply?
BTW Currahee, I’m an old Currahee myself: Bravo, 2d Bn and HHC 2d Bn 1964-65.
Poetrooper – Ah, you were a REAL Currahee, from the airborne days! I was with them in the post-Vietnam, air assault (IOW barely above plain old leg) days, Co. A, 1/506, 1978-79. My one claim to fame front hose days is that my company commander was 1LT (now LTG, ret.) Ben Freakley, who commanded 10th MTN in Afghanistan, and got mentioned prominently in Sean Parnell’s “Outlaw Platoon.”
Maybe the V.A can air drop some serious meds to him anybody got a 8 digit were to send OVER.
Claims that “meds” is slang for cluster bombs and that this is a death threat in 3, 2, 1…
Crude I need a crack legal team that can defeat Bernath. How about two blind monkeys on bath salts.
“The key is in your pocket. You were duped and we can forgive for that. Consider taking the first exit before you even have to pay your$600 defendant filing fee.
The legal defense team of chief petty officer Bernath. Nanp hon”
Is it just me or is anyone else reading this a an attempt to extort $600.00 in order to drop the case?
Yep! Looks that way to me! But, wadda I know? I’m just a broompusher…and shovel holder and mop slinger. I sling a mean mop, too. 😎
The Tournament is already over folks. Bernastyliarliarpantsonfire is a shoe-in. And here I thought Cheavyliar had a shot.
This tournatment got some Grade A losers…
But Bernath takes it all. Psychotic old man who lost touch with reality versus a 52 yr old Cheese-grinding monster who is abusive to his 6 ex wives and kid.
Can’t get any more slimy than this.
I called this tourney over when he challenged me and the MCPON … Then he hung up on me.
I said, “send the trophy to his house”.
Oh … Yes, the house … that is different story …
Ya know, Master Chief; I’m wondering if we should create divisions in the next tourney? Bernath and Wittgenfeld could be in the “weapons grade window licker” division, along with a few others that fit that bill. Whatta ya think?
An actual attack like idiotic lawsuits against members of the veteran community calling them out launches them to the top in these tournaments… with all other things being equal. Dennis Howard Chevalier talked shit about a phony lawsuit.
DEFINITELY MAYBE NSFW or around prudes, but I DARE Y’ALL to check these out:
http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/episodes/gerbil-in-a-microwave/
http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/episodes/joe-fish/
The first one reminds me of both Bernutless and “BLOBFISH” Chevalier, the first half of the second represents what they both wish they were!!
Y’all are always trying to finagle the proper sentiment and tone for the HON DAB (sounds like some Vietnamese slang, to me) but me- I prefer to let the professionals do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
Take yer pick…
He has been barred from practicing in SS courts for more than 90 violations, not one of which involved me.
Yes, you can represent claimants in Social Secuity Disability matters without alicense to practice law. The incompetents don’t last long and some non attorney reps are better than the attorney representatives.
Judges in these hearings are United States Administrative Law Judges and, while I can’t speak for other ALJ’s, I have never tolerated incompetence by someone purporting to represent another..maybe that is why I became Benath’s favorite target (until you guys came along). 🙂
Hey Judge …
Thanks for stopping by!
Sorry about the plagurism Master Chief…
You be da MaN! Er Judge! lol!
Hmmm…
Makes me wonder what Bernath did to earn those violations???
Most likely just being himself, a lying scum sucking waste of oxygen.
I really really dislike this turd.
Daniel A. Bernath you NEVER was NEVER will be CPO.. GFY with a telephoto lens. *That will be the best use you ever put one to.
** Hey Judge, Thanks for stopping by.
Damn Danny boy- just do the world a favor: be a dear and OD on victim buck shot like kirk cobain.
cock goblin
Damn! I feel left out. Why haven’t I been served, or emailed, or threatened, or whatever?
HEY!! BERNUTLESS! I’M OVER HERE! (waving arms wildly, jumping up and down)
Or what about me?
*Rustle Rustle *
Or me!! Here I rustle the Bushes and don’t even get honorable mention!! Bernath, You cock cobbling fuck wit!!!
You had best step off! I’ve had my eye on that Bush and been blowing it just fine without any help from you, Wind!
See, we’re a team out to keep bernastypants watching the Bush over here while our secret flower powers are readying the squirrels over there.
Bernath vs Hy### et al should have read: Bernath vs. Hyatt et al (51 co-conspirators) Plus Conspirators the Bush, Wind and Breeze …
That would be a total of 54 Government Operatives working for Hy###.
You were covered under co-conspirator John Doe, assuming you are a male bush. If you are a female bush, that would be Jane Doe. Now if there was a male and female bush, then it would be John Doe and Jane Doe and if the two were married, it would be Mr. & Mrs. Doe. And of course if there was a civil union of two bushes it could be John & John Doe or Jane & Jane Doe.
I hope this helps!
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As I stated earlier, his tighty whiteys have turned to brownie frownies. He’s a cluster fuck of stupidity all by his lonesome.
Sweet Weeping Jesus. He really does have his full retard on. He sure is licking something. Sure it isn’t microdots?
Insomniac sometimes … because of the spinal cord injury. Nothing better than coming here and giggling myself silly reading through all of this.
I am now tired. YAWN
G’night brothers and sisters.
Mr. Bernasty,
Contact: Frank Joseph Visconi
434 Hickman Shores Rd
Dover, TN 37058
Phone No: 931-232-2287
He goes by the nickname Frankenweenie and he practices law in all states without a license. He knows all the angles needed to accomplish your goal. Give him a call!
The guy in the video, that complained about what happened to his brand new shirt, reminds me of Daniel Alan Bernath, Dallas Wittgenfeld, Pauk K. Wickre, Dennis Howard Chevalier, Frank Visconi, etc.
http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/everything-else/st-patricks-bar/
Hey! dandan bernastypantsman, over here, dimwit!!
Yeah, you can’t do anything right. You never have. Your entire history is on record – the REAL one, not that self-aggrandizing, inflated ego crap you cooked up for the Library of Congress. It’s all there. Now you’re on another ego trip?
Well, you are NOT, NEVER have been, and NEVER will be a Chief Petty Officer of ANY kind, honorary or otherwise.
You can’t spell or even write coherent sentences. Oh – that isn’t you? Well, then you’d better fire Witless-And-Wandering, because he’s doing the dirty to your image.
And you’re a crappy photographer, too.
What she said.
That’s right, Daniel Alan Bernath was never a Chief Petty Officer, honorary or otherwise. His claims of being an honorary chief petty officer are less believable than the man made global warming claims. 😈
Not to mention a crappy Photoshopper
I wonder if Daniel A. Bernath THE PHONY CPO/PHONY OREGON ATTORNEY sits in his corner doing stuff like this:
http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/everything-else/gerbil-puppet/
Hey Danny-bitch. I’m down here in Texas, just in case you’re looking. I’m not going to do much threatening here in this forum. I prefer to make my threats in person – that way I can skip the “threat” part and move right into the “action” part. I’m old and lazy and prefer to just get it over with, ya know.
BTW, I was cleaning up some of my dog’s poop in my back yard yesterday and I’ll be damned if there wasn’t a big ole turd that looked just like you. I think I’m going to have to sue you for giving my poor dog emotional distress…..