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In the current age of self-identification, we have another case.\u00a0 This time the gentleman was claiming to be a ninja and charged the police with a samurai sword.<\/p>\n

I’m guessing he didn’t see the final charge depicting sword vs. guns in “The Last Samurai.”<\/p>\n

From CBS12 in Las Vegas:<\/p>\n

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Man with samurai sword claims to be ninja, charges at Vegas police<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

A man claiming to be a ninja charged at police with a samurai sword before officers shot and killed in Las Vegas.<\/p>\n

Police released body camera video of the incident, which took place last Tuesday at an apartment complex.<\/p>\n

Las Vegas Metropolitan Police initially responded to the complex after getting reports of a man yelling at neighbors and talking to himself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He wasn’t talking to himself.\u00a0 He was communicating with his ancestors.<\/p>\n

There were a lot of unwritten rules broken with this episode, not to mention what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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