{"id":99219,"date":"2020-05-03T10:30:27","date_gmt":"2020-05-03T14:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=99219"},"modified":"2020-05-03T09:33:29","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T13:33:29","slug":"bob-is-retiring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=99219","title":{"rendered":"Bob Is Retiring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-81136\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bob has finally retired. In retirement, he plans to spend a good deal of his time watching birds, learning new skills such as pointing at squirrels and stray cats in the yard, lounging on the nearest couch, and not getting up until he cotton-pickin&#8217; feels like it.\u00a0 His retirement rations may be less energy efficient than when he was working, but what the heck &#8211; a fella&#8217;s gotta have something besides &#8220;good boy!&#8221; now and then, right?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.navytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2020\/04\/29\/sailors-send-off-bob-a-very-good-military-working-dog-after-a-stellar-career\/\">https:\/\/www.navytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2020\/04\/29\/sailors-send-off-bob-a-very-good-military-working-dog-after-a-stellar-career\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to the article, Bob had a stellar career, tracking down bombs and other explosive stuff. Now, his biggest concerns will be guarding the yard from squirrels and stray cats.<\/p>\n<p>Congrats, Bob. Enjoy it for as long as possible, and stay out of the meat drawer in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob has finally retired. In retirement, he plans to spend a good deal of his time &hellip; <a title=\"Bob Is Retiring\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=99219\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bob Is Retiring<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99220,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99219\/revisions\/99220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}