{"id":98445,"date":"2020-04-18T16:16:01","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T20:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=98445"},"modified":"2020-04-18T16:21:15","modified_gmt":"2020-04-18T20:21:15","slug":"amazing-iranian-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=98445","title":{"rendered":"Amazing Iranian Technology…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nNot a Northrop F-5<\/em><\/p>\n

…is Amazing.<\/h3>\n

Yeah, no. From the folks who brought us this UAV-
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And this Stealth Fighter-<\/p>\n

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Now has the amazing capability to detect the presence of coronavirus at long range. No, really.<\/p>\n

Poetrooper sends.<\/p>\n

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\nHucksters have sold and re-sold fake devices with collapsible radio antennas for years now claiming they can spot everything from bombs to HIV\/AIDS.<\/em><\/p>\n

Iran’s Military Makes Batshit Claim That This Stupid Contraption Detects Coronavirus<\/h3>\n

BY JOSEPH TREVITHICKAPRIL 16, 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n

Iran claims that it has developed a “smart detector” that can confirm the presence of the virus at distances of almost 330 feet in seconds without the need to draw blood or even interact with a potentially sick individual. Unfortunately for the country, which has been particularly hard hit by the COVID-19 pandemic, the miracle medical device is clearly a fake that shares key features with infamous fake bomb detectors. This is just another example of the regime in Tehran making bizarrely farcical assertions<\/a> about its technological, as well as military, achievements that border on outright comedy.<\/a><\/p>\n

Major General Hossein Salami, head of Iran’s powerful Islamic Republican Guard Corps<\/a> (IRGC), unveiled <\/a> the supposed COVID-19 detector during a televised presentation in Tehran on Apr. 15, 2020. The “inventor” of the device, who is a member of the Basij,<\/a> a paramilitary militia under the IRGC that often leads the violent suppression of internal dissent, was also present to demonstrate how it “works.” This individual also demonstrated the system at a hospital in Tehran, an event that was filmed as an obvious propaganda stunt.<\/p>\n

“This is an amazing scientific technique that has been tested across various hospitals,” Salami said, claiming that the detector had demonstrated its ability to accurately detect the presence of COVID-19 around 80 percent of the time. “The technology could set the basis for the detection of all kinds of viruses.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Those wacky Iranians and their Mad Mullahs, always good for a laff. Read the rest here: The Drive<\/a>
\nThanks, Poe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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