{"id":97356,"date":"2020-03-21T15:03:15","date_gmt":"2020-03-21T19:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=97356"},"modified":"2020-03-21T15:24:25","modified_gmt":"2020-03-21T19:24:25","slug":"dont-be-that-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=97356","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Be ‘That Guy’"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nMug shot for Jeffrey Travis Long, 31. (Spartanbrug County Sheriff’s Office )<\/em><\/p>\n

One of our ninjas sent me this little yarn about a certain Jeffrey Travis Long fellow, and how he took it upon himself to put in for a two week all-paid vaca. Noting wrong with any of that. Trouble is, he didn’t want to burn any accrued leave he had built up. So what does our enterprising lad do?<\/p>\n

\u201cSouth Carolina Man Lied About Positive Coronavirus Test To Get Paid Vacation\u201d<\/h3>\n

By Robert Gearty <\/strong><\/p>\n

A South Carolina<\/a> man was facing charges after being accused of forging a doctor’s note saying he had tested positive for the coronavirus<\/a> and presenting it to his employer which shut down for five days for disinfecting.<\/p>\n

Jeffrey Travis Long, 31, was arrested Thursday in Spartanburg County and charged with breaching the peace and forgery<\/a>, Fox Carolina<\/a> reported Friday.<\/p>\n

\"forgery\"<\/p>\n

The doctor’s note said Long had tested positive for the COVID-19 virus and could return to work in two weeks on March 27 after retesting, according to the station.<\/p>\n

Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright said the Sitel call center where Long worked was in Inman.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s bad enough that everybody\u2019s lives have been put in upheaval just trying to stay safe and get ahead of the curve here and get a grip on this coronavirus without having somebody causing basically massive panic,\u201d Wright told a news conference Thursday.<\/p>\n

He said he couldn\u2019t imagine the stress Long caused his co-workers and employer.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt seems to me that this fella just wanted a two week paid vacation but we\u2019re going to give him a little time in the Hotel California,\u201d Wright said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Someone is badly in need of a blanket party. Read the rest here: Fox News<\/a><\/p>\n

We have the best ninjas, thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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