{"id":97347,"date":"2020-03-21T11:20:20","date_gmt":"2020-03-21T15:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=97347"},"modified":"2022-01-13T20:31:16","modified_gmt":"2022-01-14T01:31:16","slug":"help-me-i-am-being-held-in-a-soviet-work-camp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=97347","title":{"rendered":"Help Me&#8230;I am being held in a Soviet Work Camp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-97348\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/soviet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"177\" height=\"285\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am beginning to doubt my ability to survive the quarantine.\u00a0 \u00a0The Soviet makes me do things&#8230;\u00a0 I am looking for a field manual on how to limit the demands of a Spousal Unit\u00a0 during a National Crisis.<\/p>\n<p>Item on the list #17 &#8211;\u00a0 Clean out the entire Dryer Duct&#8230;seriously?\u00a0 \u00a0How do they come up with this stuff?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s going to be a long hard summer if I do not get a grip on things.<\/p>\n<p>Please advise.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I am beginning to doubt my ability to survive the quarantine.\u00a0 \u00a0The Soviet makes me &hellip; <a title=\"Help Me&#8230;I am being held in a Soviet Work Camp\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=97347\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Help Me&#8230;I am being held in a Soviet Work Camp<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":97348,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[375,385,407,131,271],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cold-war","category-exploitation","category-humor","category-i-hate-hippies","category-ygbsm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97349,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97347\/revisions\/97349"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/97348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}