{"id":9624,"date":"2009-04-13T13:30:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T18:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9624"},"modified":"2009-04-13T17:45:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T22:45:24","slug":"phony-general","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9624","title":{"rendered":"Phony General? (now with added Phony Goodness)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent me this picture of a fellow he sees frequently around a local ROTC detachment. Our tipster says he believes the guy served in some capacity in the military but doubts his claims that he did 3 tours at SOCOM or that he&#8217;s a Major General. <\/p>\n<p>Me? I&#8217;m just enjoying the military goodness of the pictures;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"baxter\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter.jpg 2272w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like you are, I wondered what the glob of patches on his right shoulder are so I blew the picture up a bit;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"baxter1\" width=\"383\" height=\"444\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9626\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter1.jpg 383w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter1-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who might not know, the patch on your right shoulder is supposed to be one of the units that you served in during combat. He&#8217;s added a Ranger tab and a Special Forces tab &#8211; which is completely unauthorized. Anyone who has ever worn the stuff for real knows which shoulder it goes on.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what he&#8217;s wearing over his left breast;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"baxter2\" width=\"383\" height=\"372\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter2.jpg 383w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter2-300x291.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, the Combat Infantry Badge is a &#8220;Group 1&#8221; badge which means it goes over the Aviator Wings, a &#8220;Group 3&#8221; badge. It&#8217;s right in the AR 670-1 as an example;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ar-670-1-fig-29-54.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ar-670-1-fig-29-54.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"ar-670-1-fig-29-54\" width=\"500\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9628\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ar-670-1-fig-29-54.jpg 992w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ar-670-1-fig-29-54-300x120.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Again, anyone who ever was awarded the CIB knows why it goes above everything else. It&#8217;s an exclusive club &#8211; one to which the three bloggers here all belong and we get reallly mad at people who wear them and haven&#8217;t earned them &#8211; ask <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=5858\">Geof Millard<\/a>. I don&#8217;t know where every single medal goes, but I know how to wear my own uniform.<\/p>\n<p>I know that a general wearing a Good Conduct Medal is rare &#8211; he could have some enlisted time (officers don&#8217;t get the GCM because officers are supposed to be good all of the time without a medal) but that&#8217;s a long way to travel from three years of enlisted time (a GCM is awarded for three years of not stepping on your junk) to a two-star general. I also noticed that his Distinguished Flying Cross is placed higher than his Silver Star and his Legion of Merit is supposed to be higher than his Bronze Star.<\/p>\n<p>You guys can pick over the medals in the comments if you want. Here&#8217;s a link to a .pdf Army Regulations <a href=\"http:\/\/rds.yahoo.com\/_ylt=A0geu_UEg.NJwOkA19ZXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEyNXNxbHZjBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA00wMDJfOTc-\/SIG=121ef552v\/EXP=1239733380\/**http%3a\/\/www.usapa.army.mil\/pdffiles\/r670_1.pdf\">670-1 Wear and Appearance<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil\/Awards\/Ribbons\/OrderofPrecedence.htm\">here&#8217;s a link to medals<\/a>. Knock yourself out. I noticed a few other discrepancies &#8211; but I&#8217;m going blind look at all of this guy&#8217;s stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I remember when I taught ROTC at the University of Vermont in the late 80s, uncles and parents would show up in a lot of weird shit at graduation but this guy takes the cake.<\/p>\n<p>I forgot to ask; Is that a really flat beret on his head?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Added:<\/strong> Our tipster sent along a picture of the general&#8217;s left side &#8211; I&#8217;m glad he balanced out the long tab and short tab on both sleeves;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter3-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"baxter3\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9634\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter3-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/baxter3.jpg 813w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is that crooked-ass tie part of a general&#8217;s uniform, too? <\/p>\n<p>Expect updated posts on this fellow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone sent me this picture of a fellow he sees frequently around a local ROTC detachment. &hellip; <a title=\"Phony General? 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