{"id":96115,"date":"2020-02-22T08:00:40","date_gmt":"2020-02-22T13:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=96115"},"modified":"2020-02-22T07:39:12","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T12:39:12","slug":"501-czar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=96115","title":{"rendered":"501 Czar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TAH has featured a number of articles about military-related \u201ccharities\u201d.  Some seem legit; some are . . . well, let&#8217;s just say they seem questionable.  In fact, at first glance some give the appearance of being little more than a way to generate some cash for those in charge.<\/p>\n<p>This is for the leadership of those so-called \u201ccharities\u201d out there that in reality are little more than a way for those in charge to get a paycheck.  You folks know who you are.<\/p>\n<p>Appropriate apologies to the late David Bowie, who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5ujHT4ko00g\"><i>wrote the original tune on which the following parody is based<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Finances all in shambles<br \/>\nWorld\u2019s about to hit me hard<br \/>\nMaybe I should look at being a<br \/>\n      501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Gotta find a way to change things<br \/>\nThings just ain\u2019t good as they are<br \/>\n     (and they can\u2019t stay the same)<br \/>\nMaybe I could make some money as a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Hey, that&#8217;s nifty &#8211; under 50 the report&#8217;s a card!<br \/>\nI could get some adulation as a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Mail it in, yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Lord knows I need the money<br \/>\nMy finances really suck as they are<br \/>\nI\u2019ll just start the IRS papers, and<br \/>\nThe cash will roll in from near and from afar<br \/>\nMaybe I could make some money as a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Hey, that&#8217;s nifty &#8211; under 50 the report&#8217;s a card!<br \/>\nI could get some adulation as a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Rake it in, yeah!<\/p>\n<p>Lord knows I need the money<br \/>\nMy finances really suck as they are<br \/>\nI\u2019ll just start the IRS papers, and<br \/>\nThe cash will roll in from near and from afar<\/p>\n<p>I could make a pile of dough as a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<br \/>\nI could learn to love the life of a<br \/>\n     501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>501 Czar<br \/>\n501 Czar<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, watch me now . . . .<\/i><\/p>\n<p>FWIW:  IMO people who found and\/or run charities primarily to make money for themselves are reprehensible low-lifes.  But they\u2019re the ones who have to look at themselves in the mirror \u2013 not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TAH has featured a number of articles about military-related \u201ccharities\u201d. Some seem legit; some are . &hellip; <a title=\"501 Czar\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=96115\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">501 Czar<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[213,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-your-tax-dollars-at-work","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96146,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96115\/revisions\/96146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}