{"id":9514,"date":"2009-04-08T10:27:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T15:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9514"},"modified":"2009-04-08T10:27:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T15:27:58","slug":"stupid-hippie-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9514","title":{"rendered":"Stupid hippie tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/iltofu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9515 aligncenter\" title=\"iltofu\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/iltofu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"295\" height=\"223\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A stupid Colorado mother of three <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenverchannel.com\/news\/19121377\/detail.html\">tried to put the above on her license plate<\/a> declaring her love for tofu.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Kelley Coffman-Lee, a mother of three, said she believes the Department of Revenue missed the intended healthy message, &#8220;I-LV-TOFU,&#8221; and misread it as the far steamier &#8220;I-LV-TO-F-U.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love tofu; it doesn\u2019t mean anything bad,\u201d Coffman-Lee told 7NEWS Tuesday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, I love it if my mom was driving around with that plate. Even if she only did mean tofu, it&#8217;s still a stupid idea.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI\u2019m very expressive, I\u2019m anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver and I thought here\u2019s a chance to be positive and say I love something,\u201d Coffman-Lee said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, that explains why hippies are so stupid &#8211; they&#8217;re expressive over things that don&#8217;t really matter. My car would probably be burned if I put my eating habits on the license plate. This is from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kdvr.com\/news\/kdvr-tofu-plate-story-040709,0,5587714.story?track=rss\">another article from the local Fox affiliate<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Coffman-Lee is amused, but disappointed. &#8220;There are a lot of dirty-minded people out there,&#8221; she said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, sure&#8230;blame TAH&#8217;s readership. <\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t find a picture of Coffman, so this one will have to suffice in the interim;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3350385764_6290a4182b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8846 aligncenter\" title=\"3350385764_6290a4182b\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3350385764_6290a4182b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"340\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3350385764_6290a4182b.jpg 340w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3350385764_6290a4182b-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stupid Colorado mother of three tried to put the above on her license plate declaring &hellip; <a title=\"Stupid hippie tricks\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9514\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stupid hippie tricks<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}