{"id":94936,"date":"2020-02-07T13:18:56","date_gmt":"2020-02-07T17:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=94936"},"modified":"2020-02-07T13:18:56","modified_gmt":"2020-02-07T17:18:56","slug":"man-offers-burger-for-sex-gets-neither","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=94936","title":{"rendered":"Man Offers Burger for Sex-Gets Neither"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_86832\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-86832\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-86832\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Navy-officer-masturbates-at-desk-500x281.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Navy-officer-masturbates-at-desk-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Navy-officer-masturbates-at-desk-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Navy-officer-masturbates-at-desk-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Navy-officer-masturbates-at-desk.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-86832\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Instead of getting some &#8220;loving&#8221;, Dominic Calderon will be getting some justice. (AVNphotolab)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Dominic Calderon thought that he had a good plan in mind. He stopped at Chili&#8217;s and purchased a hamburger &#8220;to go&#8221;. On his way to eat lunch, he came across someone he thought was a prostitute.<\/p>\n<p>He headed straight towards her and received information on how much she was charging. When he told her that he was going to go home to get the money, she asked him what was in his bag. He told her that it was a hamburger.<\/p>\n<p>Her response? She would take the hamburger instead of money. Calderon immediately agreed and was subsequently arrested. His hamburger was collected as evidence.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">From WGN TV:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>After officers ran Calderon&#8217;s information, <strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">they found he was a sex offender on probation<\/span><\/strong>. Police said Calderon&#8217;s status was confirmed by the probation office and <strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">his probation was revoked and upgraded to a felony warrant<\/span><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Calderon&#8217;s arrest is one of 11 different prostitution arrests all made on Jan. 28 along Central Avenue. <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>The hamburger was tagged into evidence.<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wgntv.com\/2020\/02\/01\/man-accused-of-trying-to-pay-prostitute-with-hamburger-caught-in-police-sting-tmw\/\">WGN<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.krqe.com\/news\/crime\/man-accused-of-trying-to-pay-prostitute-with-hamburger-caught-in-police-sting\/?utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=facebook_KRQE_News_13\">KRQE<\/a> have the story on this individual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dominic Calderon thought that he had a good plan in mind. 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