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<\/a><\/p>\nSome of you may recall Gregory Earl Witter<\/a>, whom MilitaryPhony wrote about here<\/a> and Jonn followed up and wrote about here<\/a>.<\/p>\n Over the years, Greg has gone by Greg Lonewolf, Greg Lakota and Greg Wolf, perhaps in an effort to secure a love interest.\u00a0 He pitches himself as “the last of his people” (i.e. Last of the Mohicans) being born on a Native American reservation<\/a> and his father beaten if he spoke his native language.\u00a0 His ancestry was traced and his father and mother worked at Pella Windows, a mere 600 miles from the reservation he claimed he grew up in.\u00a0 That would have been quite a commute.<\/p>\n His birth announcement<\/a> in the newspaper disputes his claim of being born on a reservation<\/a>.<\/p>\n Once exposed, he moved to the Philippines but perhaps that was already planned.\u00a0 He opened up a gym over there and started pitching the same Native American, US Army war hero shtick.\u00a0 He didn’t seem to stay over there long.\u00a0 He maintained his many Twitter<\/a> accounts.<\/p>\n Well, he’s back!\u00a0 This time he goes by DeClan Lonewolf<\/a> and has moved to Texas.\u00a0 Witter may even have a new girlfriend, probably someone not familiar with his various iterations.<\/p>\n Witter compliments his new reincarnation with the Trifecta of Facebook<\/a>, Twitter<\/a> and Instagram<\/a> accounts.\u00a0 Also, no social media reemergence would be complete without the bathroom selfie. (Disclaimer: Uploaded for educational purposes only. Ladies, please try and control yourselves.)<\/em><\/p>\n But, Witter is still rocking the story about him being a First Sergeant.<\/p>\n Even his dog appears skeptical…<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n