{"id":9355,"date":"2009-04-02T06:30:16","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T11:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9355"},"modified":"2009-04-02T07:28:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T12:28:19","slug":"the-news-according-to-babel-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9355","title":{"rendered":"The news according to Babel Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been running across more and more of these articles lately, and excuse me but I think it&#8217;s hilarious that people put so much trust in Babel Fish that they&#8217;ll just paste the translation of news articles in their blogs. Today&#8217;s is someone&#8217;s reportage of the arrest and trampling of Nick Morgan in Nassau County last year;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/babelfish-news.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/babelfish-news.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"babelfish-news\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/babelfish-news.jpg 904w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/babelfish-news-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So IVAW is apparently shifting their agenda to embrace &#8220;Free Address and Ass&#8221; &#8211; finally, something we can agree upon.  Nick Morgan becomes &#8220;Gouge Morgan&#8221; and Bill Perry becomes &#8220;Measure Perry&#8221;. No wonder they&#8217;re all walking around free since they pleaded acquitted.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I just thought it was funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been running across more and more of these articles lately, and excuse me but I &hellip; <a title=\"The news according to Babel Fish\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9355\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The news according to Babel Fish<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}