{"id":92992,"date":"2019-11-27T14:30:09","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T18:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=92992"},"modified":"2019-11-27T14:02:02","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T18:02:02","slug":"schlitt-for-brains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=92992","title":{"rendered":"Schlitt For Brains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-70095\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/D-day-stuff-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/D-day-stuff-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/D-day-stuff-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/D-day-stuff-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/D-day-stuff-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Never thought I\u2019d find something like this, but a World War II Nazi U-boat captain, 27-year-old Karl-Adolf Schlitt did not know how to use the newly-installed head facilities, including flushing the commode, and managed to sink his own boat. He claimed he was elsewhere when the \u201cwater leak\u201d occurred, but in fact, everyone knew he was in the head and it was his fault.<\/p>\n<p>Priceless!\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/11\/26\/this-nazi-sub-was-sunk-when-its-captain-took-a-dump\/\">https:\/\/www.militarytimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/11\/26\/this-nazi-sub-was-sunk-when-its-captain-took-a-dump\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>U-boat 1206 was an advanced technological marvel of the Type VIIC, with some bodacious improvements in armaments as well as an advanced commode that was supposed to flush its contents downward and away from the boat, into the ocean. Instead, Schlitt managed to send it all over the boat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Never thought I\u2019d find something like this, but a World War II Nazi U-boat captain, &hellip; <a title=\"Schlitt For Brains\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=92992\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Schlitt For Brains<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves","category-historical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92995,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92992\/revisions\/92995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}