{"id":9294,"date":"2009-03-31T07:28:12","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T12:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9294"},"modified":"2009-03-31T08:08:45","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T13:08:45","slug":"terrorists-threaten-man-created-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9294","title":{"rendered":"Terrorists threaten man-created disaster"},"content":{"rendered":"

See how easily I adapt to the new administration’s lexicon? The Associated Press<\/a> reports that they got a phone call the other day to warn us that we’re going to be in the midst of a man-created disaster (you can call them terrorist attacks if you want to be a gun-clinging wingnut. Me? I’m enlightened);<\/p>\n

Baitullah Mehsud, who has a $5 million bounty on his head from the U.S., said Monday’s attack outside the eastern city of Lahore was in retaliation for U.S. missile strikes against militants along the Afghan border.<\/p>\n

“Soon we will launch an attack in Washington that will amaze everyone in the world,” Mehsud told The Associated Press by phone. He provided no details. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t understand how this can happen. The North Koreans<\/a> are getting ready to launch rockets, the Mahdi army and al Qaeda in Iraq are staging a comeback<\/a>, Hugo Chavez is trying to undermine the dollar with a proposal for an oil-based currency<\/a> and calls Obama an ignoramus<\/a>. We’re still trying to figure out how to fight piracy<\/a>. Russia is planning on stationing bombers<\/a> in Cuba and Venezuela.And, oh, did I mention that Iran thinks it has a role in determining<\/a> our troops strength in Afghanistan? British police arrested five<\/a> under the Terrorist Act. <\/p>\n

Shouldn’t all of this stuff ended on Inauguration Day? Or is it just beginning now that we’ve had a change in the government that indicates to all of the thugs that we’re soft and weak? And where’s my damn unicorn?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

See how easily I adapt to the new administration’s lexicon? The Associated Press reports that they … Terrorists threaten man-created disaster<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,17,47,5,7,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-hugo-chavez","category-liberals-suck","category-politics","category-terror-war","category-usual-suspects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}