{"id":92464,"date":"2019-11-06T14:04:41","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T18:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=92464"},"modified":"2019-11-06T14:44:15","modified_gmt":"2019-11-06T18:44:15","slug":"football-player-scores-21-touchdowns-in-one-half-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=92464","title":{"rendered":"Football Player Scores 21 TDs in One Half, BUT…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The website GrownMenStuff.com<\/a> reports that a 31yr old man self-identifies himself as a 10 year old PeeWee Football player and smashes all kinds of records by scoring 14 running TDs and 7 passing TDs – all in just the first half.<\/p>\n

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it didn’t end with Rachel Dolezal and Liz Warren, it was only the beginning of self-identity politics.<\/p>\n

A local 31yr old man is getting a lot of media attention in Wichita Falls, Texas. The reason is because the 31yr old has identifies himself as a 10yr old pee-wee football player. Marvin Burks first identified himself as a 10 year old last year and tried to enroll into Barwise Junior High.<\/p>\n

After not being able to enroll into Barwise Junior High, Burks signed up for pee-wee football. His argument was that he identified as a 10yr old football player. After all, other sports were allowing it as well. A man recently identified as a woman bicyclist and smashed the all time record. So how was this any different?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Burks play resulted in 126 of 129 points – no mention of who scored the extra points – and the first half ended as 129-0.\u00a0 He was taken out for the second half so the team *cough* didn’t run up the score.<\/p>\n

I bet the college scouts are drooling all over themselves.<\/p>\n

This article may be satire but it was hard to tell with the other stories they put out on this website.\u00a0 They don’t advertise as an Onion.com.\u00a0 If it turns out to be satire, it fits with the mainstream media nowadays where it doesn’t matter if it’s true… it plays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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