{"id":91978,"date":"2019-10-16T09:00:50","date_gmt":"2019-10-16T13:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=91978"},"modified":"2019-10-15T21:09:33","modified_gmt":"2019-10-16T01:09:33","slug":"a-different-sort-of-fgs-for-your-amusement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=91978","title":{"rendered":"A Different Sort of FGS For Your Amusement&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_69980\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-69980\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-69980\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Jan-1967-after-blizzard-Mt-Zion-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Jan-1967-after-blizzard-Mt-Zion-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Jan-1967-after-blizzard-Mt-Zion-768x1159.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Jan-1967-after-blizzard-Mt-Zion-221x333.jpg 221w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-69980\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">1967 Blizzard<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There was a protest by a group of overgrown children styling themselves Extinction Rebellion at Heathrow Airport a few days ago.\u00a0 This is the same group of nincompoops who decided to interrupt commuter traffic in London by gluing themselves to buildings and sewer covers last summer, among other things.<\/p>\n<p>During this particular episode of Spoiled Overgrown Snots behavior, one individual decided to make a real statement by gluing himself to the top of the fuselage of a British Airways passenger jet. He immediately regretted it because, in his words, he&#8217;s &#8216;terrified of heights&#8217;, and has impaired eyesight.<\/p>\n<p>Popular Mechanics took a close look at how effective this would be and how to do it properly.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.popularmechanics.com\/science\/a29444239\/glue-yourself-plane\/\"> https:\/\/www.popularmechanics.com\/science\/a29444239\/glue-yourself-plane\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The response from locals and working citizens: We are not amused!\u00a0 Brexiteer Julia Hartley-Brewer essentially deemed it absurd. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/uk\/1187463\/Extinction-Rebellion-news-London-Julia-Hartley-Brewer-protests-live-today-protest-October\">https:\/\/www.express.co.uk\/news\/uk\/1187463\/Extinction-Rebellion-news-London-Julia-Hartley-Brewer-protests-live-today-protest-October<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If the ExtinctRebs decide to bring it over here, I hope that it&#8217;s in the winter, and they try to make it happen in a slop storm like the one we went through a year ago in November. That was fun. I found out just how sturdy and well-insulated my home is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; There was a protest by a group of overgrown children styling themselves Extinction Rebellion at &hellip; <a title=\"A Different Sort of FGS For Your Amusement&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=91978\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Different Sort of FGS For Your Amusement&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-the-floggings-will-continue-until-morale-improves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91980,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91978\/revisions\/91980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}