{"id":9168,"date":"2009-03-26T10:54:18","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T15:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9168"},"modified":"2009-03-26T10:54:18","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T15:54:18","slug":"what-could-go-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9168","title":{"rendered":"What could go wrong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0\" width=\"375\" height=\"230\" id=\"orn_player\" align=\"middle\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/onion\/radionews\/player\/player.swf?soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etheonion%2Ecom%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fradionews%2F09%2D045%5FArmy%5FDay%5FLaborers%5FT%2Emp3&#038;title=Army%20Platoon%20Hires%20Day%20Laborers%20To%20Fill%20Out%20Patrols&#038;date=Mon%2C%20Mar%2023%202009&#038;slug=army%5Fplatoon%5Fhires%5Fday&#038;autostart=no\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#ffffff\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/onion\/radionews\/player\/player.swf?soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etheonion%2Ecom%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fradionews%2F09%2D045%5FArmy%5FDay%5FLaborers%5FT%2Emp3&#038;title=Army%20Platoon%20Hires%20Day%20Laborers%20To%20Fill%20Out%20Patrols&#038;date=Mon%2C%20Mar%2023%202009&#038;slug=army%5Fplatoon%5Fhires%5Fday&#038;autostart=no\" quality=\"high\" bgcolor=\"#ffffff\" width=\"375\" height=\"230\" name=\"player\" align=\"middle\" allowScriptAccess=\"sameDomain\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Good idea?  Asshattery?<\/p>\n<p>We report, you decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good idea? Asshattery? We report, you decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}