{"id":90836,"date":"2019-09-17T11:00:58","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T15:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=90836"},"modified":"2019-09-17T10:32:42","modified_gmt":"2019-09-17T14:32:42","slug":"an-update-on-the-invasion-of-area-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90836","title":{"rendered":"An Update on the Invasion of Area 51"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-81136\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-444x333.jpg 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Smokey-on-Mothers-Day.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two Dutchmen from another country were found wandering inside the perimeter at Area 51 and were arrested. Well, they claimed they were Dutchmen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.airforcetimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/09\/17\/dutchmen-arrested-for-trespassing-near-area-51-with-drone-camera-equipment-because-aliens\/\">https:\/\/www.airforcetimes.com\/off-duty\/military-culture\/2019\/09\/17\/dutchmen-arrested-for-trespassing-near-area-51-with-drone-camera-equipment-because-aliens\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the article: Just when interest in the proposed storm Area 51 hullabaloo appeared to be waning, a couple of Dutchmen had to go and ignite intrigue all over again.<\/p>\n<div class=\" mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">Ties Granzier, 21, and the penta-named Govert Charles Wilhelmus Jacob Savage, 20, were arrested last week on suspicion of trespassing after entering the region to record video of the top secret Nevada military base, which conspiracy theorists believe harbors UFOs and extraterrestrials.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\" mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">Granzier and Savage were taken into custody after their car was found inside the security perimeter. The two disregarded a number of \u201cNo Trespassing\u201d signs along the way, the sheriff\u2019s office said.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\" mco-body-item mco-body-type-text\">\n<p class=\"element element-paragraph\">Authorities found camera equipment, a computer and a drone inside the car, <em>but could not locate common sense anywhere. &#8211; <\/em>article<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Note that the planned Naruto Run on Area 51, disintegrated into an arts and drum circle festival, with the new name Alienstock. That was to be this coming Friday, Sept. 20. But the nearby town of Rachel, NV, the one with a 10-room motel and a couple of alien souvenir shops and a small restaurant not yet rated by the Michelin Guide, has (fortunately) relocated the Alienstock festival to Las Vegas instead, to take place on Nov. 19\u00a0 (Thursday).\u00a0 For now, Area 51 is essentially safe.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they should have sent it to Elko, NV. I hear there&#8217;s a chili feed there at times.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-84383\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/make-marvins-day-241x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/make-marvins-day-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/make-marvins-day-267x333.jpg 267w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/make-marvins-day.jpg 451w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Two Dutchmen from another country were found wandering inside the perimeter at Area 51 and &hellip; <a title=\"An Update on the Invasion of Area 51\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=90836\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An Update on the Invasion of Area 51<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":653,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-whackos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/653"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90836"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90837,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90836\/revisions\/90837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}