{"id":9060,"date":"2009-03-22T15:06:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T20:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=9060"},"modified":"2009-03-22T15:06:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-22T20:06:25","slug":"hey-tyra-kiss-my-fat-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9060","title":{"rendered":"Hey Tyra, kiss my fat ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God I hate Tyra Banks. \u00a0Seriously. \u00a0I challenge you to find a more vapid idiot. \u00a0First off, she decided to honor Black History Month by recreating a great moment in African-American History, her photo shoot for Sports Illustrated. \u00a0Um, are you effen serious? \u00a0That&#8217;s one of the great moments of Black History? \u00a0Ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Then she had a show where she faced her greatest fear.  Dolphins.  Yes, her greatest fear of dolphins.  You know, what with all those crazy stories you hear of dolphins just mugging people on the street, and stealing their tuna fish.  Dumbass, and ridiculous.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qMoRrH19pFg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qMoRrH19pFg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>And now, her apparel pisses me off to.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tyra.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tyra-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tyra\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-9061\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tyra-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/tyra.jpg 418w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s pretty simple:  Don&#8217;t wear ribbons and medals you didn&#8217;t earn, and if you didn&#8217;t serve in the Air Force, don&#8217;t wear their uniforms.  That isn&#8217;t a fashion statement, it is ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, this whole post is ridiculous, but it is a slow news day, and I am getting beat like a drum in my NCAA pool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God I hate Tyra Banks. \u00a0Seriously. \u00a0I challenge you to find a more vapid idiot. \u00a0First &hellip; <a title=\"Hey Tyra, kiss my fat ass\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=9060\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey Tyra, kiss my fat ass<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}